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A Quick History of The Laser

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LASER: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation – electromagnetic radiation, which is basically light all juiced up, allowing itself to be undoubtedly the greatest achievement of the human race. Save for maybe Megan Fox. The following is a comprehensive time-line traversing the history of the laser: (more…)

Swine Flu Fashion Tips

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Following the Swine flu epidemic on TV is pretty intense. Way better than Bird Flu, and a contender with the economic recession. Today, I saw a couple people on the New York City streets sporting surgical masks. If this trend continues soon New York is going to look like Mexico. I didn’t want to be left out.

It took me an hour and seven pharmacies to locate a surgical mask. Every single store was sold out. The only reason I obtained one was because a pharmacist gracious gave one of hers. It wasn’t really until then I realized the severity of the Swine Flu. Or, at least, the portrayed severity, seeing as how this outbreak is quite similar to a regular flu season.  But still, I rushed home to try on my new contraption, which looks much like a 1930s maxipad. (more…)