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There’s Nothing Better Than a Fight [Video]

No denying it – fights are exciting. Especially when they’re between people you know. Which is why these classy young ladies are so amped up, they decided to bring their video camera to capture the action. But when the shirtless dude finally steps into the grey-shirt-kid’s yard (1:30), that’s when things really get interesting.

Bus Slams into Porsche [Video]

In general, the world is a horribly hard, unfair place. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and everybody’s pretty much pissed off all the time. But every so often, the stars align perfectly, and that douchebag who parked his Porsche illegally in the bust lane gets rammed. God, that must have felt good…

Dogs Humping Cats [Videos]

So, it’s 9-11. And I tried really hard to think of a video that properly commemorates the tragedies that happened on this day, eight years ago. (Without, you know, getting all… weird.) But after considering the sheer insanity that’s erupted since then, the only thing I could think of was dogs humping cats. Why? Who knows, but it’s definitely funny!

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P.S. You might think this last one is me enacting some type of passive-aggressive karmic retribution on all the dogs who’ve so crudely violated their feline friends. But actually, this is just a good example of why you shouldn’t f**k with rottweilers… (Unless you’re a g*ddamn tiger, of course.)

Hot Chicks in Black & White Flicks [Videos]

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Having created some of the most hilarious, babe-licious, original videos on the internet, we’ve come to expect good things from the guys at SecretSauce.tv. So when they sent us their series, “Hot Chicks in Black & White Flicks” we knew it’d be awesome. (Honestly, pretty much anything involving hot chicks in bikinis is right up our alley.) So, without further adieu, here are hot chicks in bikinis performing scenes from classic movies. Enjoy. Read more

Clerk Beats the Crap Out of Armed Robber [Video]

For most of us, having someone try to rob you at gunpoint has to be one of the most terrifying situations imaginable. For this convenience store clerk, on the other hand, it seems to have made his day. With a gun in his face, this dude proceeds to calmly walk around the counter, and beat the ever-living crap out of the wannabe thief.

Monster Truck Backflip Attempt [Video]

These days, anytime somebody “attempts” something, it usually means that they are going to try – and fail miserably. So when you hear that somebody’s crazy enough to try to flip a g*ddamn monster truck, the first thing that comes to mind is, “Oh man, that stupid bastard.” But then this happens…

The Dog Could Beat You at Pool [Video]

COED policy more or less dictates that we not include anything involving cute animals doing cute things on our Site. It’s just not our style. But this dog is something else entirely: the son-of-a-bitch can play pool! I’m not talking about some half-assed attempt either. I mean, he’s good! Hell, we might even invite him to the next guy’s night…

Why Narcoleptics Shouldn’t Bowl [Video]

I seriously cannot imagine the monstrous pain in the ass it must be to have narcolepsy. You can’t ever drive, operate large machinery, climb ladders or, apparently, bowl. I know about the bowling part because somebody caught this guy taking a face-plant on the bowling lane out of the blue. It almost doesn’t seem real. Is it?

Horse Kicks D-Bag in the Chest [Video]

We all know this guy – he’s the all-around, quintessential douchebag. Maybe he doesn’t pop his collar or rock a blowout, but he does act like a dickhead to pretty much everyone – and everything – around him. But sometimes that thing is a horse. And it doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happens when you f**k with a horse.

This Was Obviously a Bad Idea [Video]

One funny feature about boredom is that it makes you think really dumb things are a great idea. Take these guys for example. Armed with some crazy-ass swing, and a whole hell of a lot of boredom, these guys flip their friend around at something close to the speed of sound until, well, just watch and see…

Pencil Drumming + Mad Skills = Awesome [Video]

You know, I can’t remember the last time I hear a rap song I gave a crap about. I’m sure it’s out there, but after Kaye turned himself into an egomanical douchebag, I stopped listening to the radio, altogether. So when I came across this video of a kid tapping a bangin’ beat with his pencils while spitting good rhymes, it was a breath of fresh air.

Jim Breuer Loses His Mind [Video]

We all know, work can be stressful. Especially when you have some douchebag trying to grab the pizza out of your hand while you’re trying to freakin’ act! So you can’t really blame Jim Breuer for getting pissed off. But that doesn’t make seeing a celebrity lose his sh*t any less awesome.

How to Dance… Like a Dipsh*t [Video]

Damnit, white people! What the hell is wrong with you? Every time you go to a concert or festival, you go and f**k it up for all the other white people that might actually understand what dancing is by tapping on your leg or wallowing around on the ground like a TASER victim. All I have to say is, these guys better be on drugs, or they should really be ashamed of themselves.

Stop Calling Bill O’Reilly a Homo [Video]

Congratulations, Internet! You’ve finally mated with yourself, and given birth to a horrid meme-child, combining mad-man, Bill O’Reilly with that totally gay kid that wants to stop being called a homo. I can’t decide if this is funny, creepy or just another sign that people really need to get back to work…