Gov. Schwarzenegger Tells CA Legislator “F*ck You” in Hidden Message
October 28, 2009 by Andrew - Hunter College

With California in such dire straights these days, it’s good to see that the people running the government are getting past their petty political differences for the good of the people, and trying to fix things as quickly and easily as possible. Oh wait, actually the exact opposite is happening.
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has apparently had it with the California congress trying to push through bills that, frankly, he just doesn’t give a crap about. So, like any reasonable person, Schwarzenegger decided to give the CA legislator a piece of his mind – secretly… Read more
BMW Destoys Two Cars (While Parking) [Video]
October 28, 2009 by Andrew - Hunter College
I ride a motorcycle to and from work everyday. And throughout my travels, the one type of drivers (besides taxi cabs) that does the dumbest, most dangerous, life-threatening sh*t more than any others on the road are BMW drivers. For whatever reason, getting behind the wheel of that car turns them into a complete asshole. But none of them even come close to pulling a dipsh*t move like this…
The Secret Code to The New YouTube
October 26, 2009 by Andrew - Hunter College

So I headed over to Reddit.com after getting home from the office, and what do I find? The “secret” to accessing the newest YouTube feature: ‘Warp Player‘ on all videos! And let me just say that if you haven’t already seen this amazing feature, then prepare to be awash in awesomeness.
All you have to do is replace “watch” in any YouTube URL with “warp.swf,” and you’ll be cast off on a journey of visual browsing so sweet, you won’t stop until someone unplugs your computer. Here’s an example: Read more
Spinning Ninja Kick to the Ball
October 26, 2009 by Andrew - Hunter College
When guys live together during their college years (and for about a decade or so after), life involves some surprises you might not otherwise have to deal with, like drunken shamings, strange puddles, stranger smells, filth everywhere. And, last but not least, surprise spin kicks to the giant pilates ball you own for no apparent reason. Good times, friends. Good times….
I’ve Discovered Something Amazing! (Yes?) [Video]
October 25, 2009 by Andrew - Hunter College
I can’t really tell whether or not this video is funny, or just trying to be funny. Obviously, some silly fat guy smearing baby shampoo all over his mouth and blowing bubbles for two minutes is exactly the kind of thing the Internet loves. But if you ask me, it’s a little too good. A little too right. That doesn’t mean it’s not funny. It’s just that I think we’re all getting a bit predictable. Don’t you think?
Google Wave Cinema: Pulp Fiction [Video]
October 24, 2009 by Andrew - Hunter College
Despite its current invite-only status, the new hottest thing in social networking (and pretty much everything else) is Google Wave. This new technology combines email, IM, social networking, file sharing and chat rooms to provide internet users with a comprehensive communication device more thorough than anything else the world has ever seen. The uses are so vast, people lucky enough to have Wave invites have started creating some pretty incredible things. Like this Pulp Fiction scene recreation, which will have any avid internet user salivating for a coveted invite.
Kid Tests Out His New Stun Gun [Video]
October 23, 2009 by Andrew - Hunter College
I’ve never quite understood peoples’ desire to test Tasers or stun guns on themselves. It’s obviously something that is only going to end in pain and frustration, with a good chance of crapping your pants. So when this kid decides to test out his new stun gun on himself, it’s a pretty obvious face-palm. But that doesn’t mean it’s any less hilarious when he finds out exactly how strong his new little toy is.
Niki G & Niki C of LA Temptation Give Us the Nitty Gritty on the LFL
October 21, 2009 by Andrew - Hunter College

As you probably already know, we here at COED are big fans of the Lingerie Football League. There’s just something about seeing super hot models go at each other in their underwear that does something special for us. So when we got the chance to speak with Niki Connor and Niki Ghazian of the LA Temptations, we could barely contain ourselves. We chatted about everything from football to naked group showers. (Yes, they’re real!) Care to take a look?
COED: How did you become a member of the LFL?
NG: I was a part of the Lingerie Bowl since the 2006-2007 season, before it franchised into the Lingerie Football League. I wasn’t automatically put on the LA team; I had to try out and beat out hundreds of girls. I was one of the few models who had a serious athletic background, so it worked out well for me.
NC: Niki G. and I became friends and started working out together because I wanted to make my New Years resolution come true (for once): To get back into fighting shape. I knew that she played for the L.A. Temptation, but I didn’t know much about the league, since most people (including myself) thought that it is still just the Lingerie Bowl. I began training with the team to prepare for tryouts, and boy was I shocked by all the hard work that the sport requires! Read more
OH SH*T! [Video]
October 20, 2009 by Andrew - Hunter College
Unless you’re overly paranoid, you’re able to get through the day without fear of being killed in some random accident you have no way of knowing is going to happen. You know, like crossing the street without expecting a freakin’ city bus to come along and nearly wipe out with an SUV. But after watching this video, that’s all done with.
“We Were Once a Fairy Tale”: Short Film by Spike Jonze About Kanye West’s Douchiness
October 19, 2009 by Andrew - Hunter College
This here is a short film by Where the Wild Things Are director, Spike Jonze called “We Were Once a Fairy Tale.” It stars Kanye West and, not-surprisingly, is entirely about Kanye West. What is surprising, however, is what the film is about. Basically, the plot is that Kanye West realizes he’s a super-douche, and in the end, kills his own ego. I’m not so sure making a movie about someone is a good way to make them humble. But if it works, it works. I’m very skeptical. The movie’s definitely worth a watch.
“Balloon Boy” Falcon Heene and Bros Rap Video: “Pussification”
October 18, 2009 by Andrew - Hunter College
Yes, this is real. Yes, the song was performed by instant meme, “Balloon Boy” Falcon Heene and his brothers. Yes, the name of the song is “Pussification,” the meaning of which is laid out clearly in the beginning of the video, and it’s pretty much what you’d expect. Yes, they say words I’m not allowed to print on COED. Yes, Falcon is in the toilet, slathered in whoknowswhat, looking like Mr. Hanky. It’s f**king crazy.
P.S. Is it Falcon Heene or Falcon Henne? The New York Times has it both ways. (Though the “Henne” one is from Getty…)
Why Driving Is Scary [Video]
October 17, 2009 by Andrew - Hunter College
As a motorcycle rider, I understand that I’m putting my life on the line every time I hop on my bike. But after watching this video of a head-on collision caught on tape, I think I’m just going to go curl up in the fetal position instead. The whole thing happens so fast, if you blink, you’ll miss it. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should be terrified every time you get behind the wheel.
Bill Pullman to Play Father in Inevitable Upcoming “Balloon Boy” Movie
October 16, 2009 by Andrew - Hunter College

We’re past this whole “Was the Balloon Boys story a hoax” nonsense. Obviously, it’s all bullsh*t. And if you think it might not be bullsh*t, all you have to do is watch this video of the father releasing the g*ddamn balloon to know that it’s a hoax.
Now that we have that resolved, let’s move on to bigger things: Who’s going to play who in inevitable upcoming Hollywood biopic, “Balloon Boy?” The roll of Falcon is anyone’s guess. Probably Haley Joel Osmond, or whatever. Read more
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