Wow, guys, it’s amazing! Michael Jackson’s alive!… in the body of a white guy. I know, I know, he’s not quite the dancer that Michael once was. But that’s to be expected. See, this is an actual white guy, with with guy dancing skills, whereas before Micheal Jackson’s death (and reincarnation), he just looked like a white dude, but danced with the feet of a black guy. Still, this Michael dances his ass off at the bus stop like it’s nobody’s business.

All I’m going to say is, if you’re going to snoop around like a cat burglar, it’s probably a good idea to have some clue as to how to walk across a roof without it falling in on itself… four times! I’m mean, seriously, dude. You’re in China. They’re not exactly known for making things that last forever. If you were climbing around on the pyramids, then maybe, but this is just freakin’ ridiculous.

I completely understand why people race each other on the street: You just spent $35,000 supping-up your WRX, and damnit, you need some place to open the thing up. And what better place than a public street, where people are just trying to get from home to work? Those assholes need to get with the program, and get the f**k out of the way. Or, at least the dude in the white car needs to get the f**k out of the way…

For most of us, posting messages to Twitter is about as banal an activity as you can get. But if you’re a professional athlete, with leagues, coaches and fans all constantly watching what you have to say, posting your thoughts to the trendy social networking site can get you in a whole lotta trouble. Here are 10 athletes whose Tweets have landed them in hot water. (more…)

With California in such dire straights these days, it’s good to see that the people running the government are getting past their petty political differences for the good of the people, and trying to fix things as quickly and easily as possible. Oh wait, actually the exact opposite is happening.

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has apparently had it with the California congress trying to push through bills that, frankly, he just doesn’t give a crap about. So, like any reasonable person, Schwarzenegger decided to give the CA legislator  a piece of his mind – secretly…  (more…)

I ride a motorcycle to and from work everyday. And throughout my travels, the one type of drivers (besides taxi cabs) that does the dumbest, most dangerous, life-threatening sh*t more than any others on the road are BMW drivers. For whatever reason, getting behind the wheel of that car turns them into a complete asshole. But none of them even come close to pulling a dipsh*t move like this…

When I was in school, I always thought my teachers lived in their own little world, where dangers were mostly in their minds, and the rules were just something to help  maintain their stature. But, holy sh*t! After seeing how many guns you can fit in a pair of Jinco’s (or whatever the hell the kids are wearing these days), I wouldn’t have been such a punkass.

So I headed over to Reddit.com after getting home from the office, and what do I find? The “secret” to accessing the newest YouTube feature: ‘Warp Player‘ on all videos! And let me just say that if you haven’t already seen this amazing feature, then prepare to be awash in awesomeness.

All you have to do is replace “watch” in any YouTube URL with “warp.swf,” and you’ll be cast off on a journey of visual browsing so sweet, you won’t stop until someone unplugs your computer. Here’s an example: (more…)

When guys live together during their college years (and for about a decade or so after), life involves some surprises you might not otherwise have to deal with, like drunken shamings, strange puddles, stranger smells, filth everywhere. And, last but not least, surprise spin kicks to the giant pilates ball you own for no apparent reason. Good times, friends. Good times….

I can’t really tell whether or not this video is funny, or just trying to be funny. Obviously, some silly fat guy smearing baby shampoo all over his mouth and blowing bubbles for two minutes is exactly the kind of thing the Internet loves. But if you ask me, it’s a little too good. A little too right. That doesn’t mean it’s not funny. It’s just that I think we’re all getting a bit predictable. Don’t you think?