Virgin Whore-in-Training Natalie Dylan Offered $3.7 Million, Still Waiting For ‘Better Offers’

Jesus F**king Christ! This Natalie Dylan selling her virginity thing is getting way, way, way out of hand. Since first announcing last September that she would be auctioning off her virginity at Nevada’s Bunny Ranch, over 10,000 men have put in bids for a chance to pop her golden cherry. No surprise there. But now the price has skyrocketed to more than $3.7 million! Let me repeat that: $3.7 million dollars to have sex with a virgin, once.  Read more

Be a Good Guy… And Regift This Fruitcake

If you want to do something charitable this holiday season but don’t know where to start, don’t have much to spare yourself – or just don’t want to get off your fat, lazy ass (hey, that’s OK by us), all you have to do is add this “Regift the Fruitcake” Facebook application.

Built as a “viral charity campaign” by PayPal, “Regift the Fruitcake” has teamed-up with six celebrities – Pete Wentz, Nicole Richie, Joel  Madden, Tony Hawk, Jimmie Johnson  and Ben Roethlisberger – to regift digital “fruitcakes” through the Facebook application. Those lucky enough to receive one of the celebrity fruitcakes can then donate to that celebrity’s charity of choice and have a chance at a $100,000 grand prize ($50,000 to you, $50,000 to a participating PayPal charity).

PayPal has already donated $20,000 to each of the six celebrity’s charities to get the ball rolling. All you have to do is click a freakin’ button…

Photo-Blog Your Life

If you’re into Twitter, you’re going to love Radar. Started with the idea that mobile phone cameras often have little practical use day-to-day – and need one – Radar.net allows you to show your friends what you’re up to, from anywhere, just by snapping a shot. Like Twitter does for words, Radar gives you a place to directly upload a photo from your phone to your Radar account, where other people can check it out, either just your friends or anyone in the Radar community.  Read more

40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 Minutes

Everybody loves a good inspirational speech, and nobody does inspirational better than Hollywood. From Braveheart to Old School, these 40 speeches make you want to stand up and fight – all in under two minutes. It’s like being at every great moment in history without having to put on pants!

The 1930′s Were Awesome

The sport of Parkour (jumping off buildings, climbing up buildings, flipping around the the g*ddamned Matrix) might seems like some type of future ninjitsu. But it turns out crazy sons-of-bitches have been doing exactly the same stuff since at least the 1930′s. My guess is that it comes from sometime long before that. But no matter when or where…it’s still freakin’ rad.

Who Wants to Drive The Weinermobile?

In these times of economic turmoil, many people have to take any job they can get just to put food on the table. But this time that job could be driving the F’ing Oscar Meyer Weinermobile! Until the end of January, Oscar Meyer will be taking applications for their coveted “Hotdogger” spot. As a Hotdogger, your responsibilities will include setting up promotional and charity events, doing TV and radio spots and, of course, driving a dong-shaped car around the country.  Read more

Tim & Eric Hit The Road

If you’re as big a fan of Adult Swim’s Tim & Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job! as us, then today’s your lucky day. Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim are hitting the road on a 20-city tour, starting in Seattle. While it’s not their first tour, they are hitting higher profile venues. And if you ask us, their odd sense of humor is sometimes better suited to television, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t funny as all hell.

Check out Tim & Eric’s tour schedule after the jump! Read more

Amazon iPhone App: Take a Picture, Buy

Want to buy more crap? Well, tomorrow Amazon will be releasing its iPhone app, which will allow users to take a picture of anything and then get an Amazon page to buy that thing. So how the hell does this work? Magic? Amazing technology? Nope – Amazon has a team of people actually matching up every photo to products on Amazon.com. They recieve the photo you send to them and then get back to you with an answer in anywhere from five minutes to 24 hours. OK, so it’s not perfect, but it technically does what it says it’s going to do. And it allows you to do your Christmas shopping without really having to think about it. Sweet! Read more here.

How to Pack for The Holidays

If you’re anything like me, packing for a trip usually involves rushing home 15 minutes before you’re supposed to leave for the airport and cramming whatever’s in grabbing distance into whatever container you have (i.e. a garbage bag) that they’ll let on an airplane. But with airlines charging for every piece of luggage these days, it’s become financially irresponsible to not know how to properly pack.

Luckily for us all, the good people at ArtofManliness.com have put together a comprehensive guide, which teaches you all the tricks of packing for your next trip. From checking the weather to tricky folding techniques, these tips will get you there and back without all the hassle (or spending the extra cash.)

Check out How To Pack a Bag for Travel at ArtofManliness.com here!

Baseball Game Plane Crash

The best part about a plane crashing on a baseball field during a game isn’t just the crash. It’s someone having a microphone to announce the whole thing while it happens.

Ninja Soccer

I’ve heard of pro soccer players and I’ve heard of ninjas, but never have I seen a gang of ninjas playing soccer. Sure, they might not have on their sweet ninja suits, but they’ve still got all their skills. However, I’m not sure how being able to kick a ball while doing a back flip off a building is going to help you win any games.

Obama Zombies

Now that Barack Obama has been elected, his supporters are quickly realizing that there is nothing else meaningful to the rest of their life. So instead of “Yes we can,” it’s “Yes, I suck.” The Onion has the full report.

Amazing Football Flip Pass

Finally, the election is over and we can get back to what really matters in the world – crazy football antics! This one is more an amazing play than an antic, but I think you get the point.

Gadget Porn: Gene Simmons Axe Controller

Strap on your ass-kicking boots and get ready to roll like a 10-inch tongued rockstar with the Gene Simmons axe controller for Playstation. Available for both Guitar Hero and Rock Band, this three-quarter replica of the Kiss bassist’s legendary axe bass guitar is custom-painted with the original finish and comes compatible for Playstation 2 and 3. It offers five high and low fret buttons, up to 30-feet of wireless range along with USB connectivity. All you need now are the groupies (and some skills.)

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