The Sexiest Aliens to Ever Come to Earth

Alien invasions are never good. Well, except when the invading aliens happen to be a bunch of hot, sexy extraterrestrials who are all about exploring our space. Here’s our official list of the top aliens we would gladly invite to earth any day.

Serleena (Men in Black 2)

A small spaceship arrives in  Men in Black 2 and seconds later the sexy Lara Flynn Boyle appears,  clothed only in lingerie. Sure, she was very cold and very cruel in the movie, but no one in the audience really seemed to mind.

Leeloo (The Fifth Element)

The world is on the verge of destruction in the 5th element and all that lies between doom and salvation is a mysterious 5th element that has been designed to save the earth. Enter Milla Jovavich. She saves the world in style by playing the most perfect and sexy creature in the entire universe.

T’Pol (Star Trek)

Star Trek alien sensation T’pol was the only alien on the first human space ship. She was sweet, intelligent, sensual, and fierece. However, if we loved Vulcans to date for their logic, this was one hot number that really talked to your libido instead. Let first contact take place and let Tpol be present please. For sure, diplomatic relations would be established in 3 bases and I bet you could have fun mind-melding your most intimate fetishes without even uttering a word.

Caprica 6 (Battlestar Galactica)

The series had enough action and innuendo to keep us watching. While one viewer was trying to satisfy their need to know who was or wasn’t a Cylon, the other watched strictly for Caprica 6 played by Tricia Helfer. She was a Cylon for sure but her exterior coating was so well crafted men could be damned for not taking her as the genuine article. Anyhow, if ever an invasion would take place, one wouldn’t mind if it came under the form of charming model-like blondes who would snuggle us to death.

Diana (V)

For the 80’s, V was the show that brought emotions, fears, ambiguity and some seductively wicked aliens to us in stereo sound no less. The first one we were allowed to meet in depth was the devious Diana. While she worked her hidden agendas to climb up the hierarchy and further personal gain, we were treated to the out-of-this-world physique of Jane Badler, emulating a race of lizard-like beings sent to colonize, conquer and harness us as food.

A word of advice for future takeover attempts, keep the skin ON. Clothes can come OFF. Not the other way around.

Sil (Species)

When trying to play god with alien D.N.A, you might as well be Forrest Gump explaining a box of chocolates. One could end up with anything from Xtro to Leviathan, but, in this case, the surprise was on us. The magnificent Sil emerged from the cocoon of this noxious cocktail and while the characters in the film knew she was an alien with a dangerous objective, her unstoppable beauty rendered any thought of resistance futile.

Celeste Martin (My Stepmother is an Alien)

When Dan Aykroyd accidentally sent a signal that disturbed the stability and peace of an alien species, they sent sexy Celeste to resolve the problem. Aliens on secret missions were always well-equipped and all about the task at hand. Yet, here our adorable alien went with a different approach, learning the way to a man’s heart AND stomach. She didn’t have to learn a damn thing to learn how to make pants rise.

6 Biggest Celebrity Airport Scandals

No one likes going to the airport these days. You have to watch what you say and you have to watch what you pack. But if you think getting through security is hard for you, imagine being a celebrity. When you get caught smuggling drugs into the country, your family is usually a little disappointed. When they get caught smuggling, it turns into a huge paparzi palooza that people can’t stop talking about for weeks. Here are the top celebrity airport scandals that reminded us to be more careful when we pack.

Whitney Houston

No one ever wants to leave their relaxing vacation and return to the daily grind. So Whitney and Bobby were on the right track when they tried to smuggle home a little post-vacation weed in their luggage. Unfortunately for them, the security guards were on the ball. On Jan 11 2000 they found 16 grams of  marijuana in Whitney’s bag.  However the local police were slow to act and the happy couple was free to board the plane. Some speculate that the police were slow to act because they couldn’t understand how security ONLY found marijuana in the bag.

Naomi Campbell

In an ongoing effort to make sure the entire world knows she needs anger management classes, model Naomi Campell freaked out when boarding a flight for Los Angeles from London. When one of her bags was misplaced, she started spitting and badmouthing the personnel. She kept letting the crazy out as the police tried to get the full story. And after the police were forced to arrest her, our catwalk diva used the race card to justify her incarceration. When no one bought the race card excuse, she tried out the “it’s only because I’m famous” line. The next day, bail was posted for her and she walked away wishing she had taken the time to throw something at someone’s head.

Sharon Stone

Apparently Miss Stone took it pretty hard when airport security told he she couldn’t bring two carry-on bags with her. So instead of stewing quietly in her seat, she supposedly spent the entire flight taking it out on her assistant.. Upon arrival in her destination, the police was there to greet her. Sharon’s PR person worked overtime spinning the story and blaming the airline for the entire incident.

Kanye West

It probably shocks no one that Kanye West has a little big of an impulse control problem. Our favorite stage-stealing rapper and his manager tag-teamed two photographers who were apparently bothering them.  The police intervened and charged the celebs with vandalism. Eventually, all drops were dropped as the paparazzi fighting duo agreed to pay for the equipment they damaged.

Axl Rose

As Guns and Roses singer Axl Rose was about to board a plane for Taiwan he assaulted two paparazzos who were getting in his way. Although video evidence shows that Axl did throw in the first punch, not many could blame him.  Thankfully his manager released a statement soon after stating that Axl was unharmed due to the fight. America was able to rest soundly that night.

Jerry Hall

The ex  Mrs. Mick Jagger was in Barbados way back in the 80s when she decided to bring home a little souvenir with her. Airport officials arrested her as she passed through customs with a 20 pound bag of marijuana in her bag. She pulled the classic, “I have no idea that 20 pound bag of marijuana got so neatly packed into my bag” line and it actually worked.

Batman’s Cinematic Evolution

Ever since Bob Kane created this character, it has been a favorite with many comic book readers as well as movie-goers who wished to see the Caped Crusader. Here is the list of all those portrayals along the years starting from the very beginning.

World War 2 Batman

1943 was the very first time we got to see a live Batman series. With WW2 in full swing, Batman had his hands busy  fighting Nazis and Mad Japanese scientists. Lewis Wilson was the superhero costumed to lead the way of justice alongside Robin. The budget was tight, but Batman stayed true to the character and kept the Saturday afternoon crowds happy. The only problem was to convince people at the time that only Batman could wear tights in public.

Post War Batman

It was 1949 and the people were ever so eager to see their hero in action again. 15 more episodes were produced but this time the show was called The New Adventures of Batman and Robin.  Although It was still a low budget concept, the story introduced many of the familiar elements we know today like Commissioner Gordon and the Bat-signal, even Vicky Vale was there. This time, they had to convince the people that Bruce Wayne did not wear his Peejays to fight crime.

Funky Batman

This is most probably the first Batman many of us remember. William Dozzier in 1966 set out to make a very entertaining show featuring Adam West and Burt Ward as Batman and Robin. The comic books were purged and all the villains lined up each week to be fouled by our heroes. Studios went all out to dazzle the viewers with icons of the time like Cesar Romero playing the Joker and Lee Meriwether playing a very sexy Catwoman. Although the show did not take itself seriously,  adults were  amused at the Bat-Belt that had everything, the Bat-phone, the Bat-computer, and Batman’s groovy dancing with his villains. Despite it all, everybody was there, same Bat-channel, same Bat-time, week in and week out.

Dark Batman

After that ridiculous, but fun version of the 1966 Caped Crusader, many could only find solace in the Batman championed in the comics. They liked the idea of a superhero who was more into serious crime fighting. In 1989  Micheal Keaton donned new colors, a new attitude, and an impressive arsenal of gadgets to bump up the movie rating to PG-13. The dark tone of the movie was set and given to master director Tim Burton. This version (without sidekick Robin) was well received and broke box office records for that year. Let’s not forget that Vicky Vale was hot as well and could shout convincingly. The success of this movie allowed Burton to go for a sequel named Batman Returns.

Batman For Never

With a new director in charge, a new lead actor took over to play Gotham’s champion. Val Kilmer got a new suit, a new car,  and his personal sidekick Robin to fight the charms of a doctor and the ill-doings of an eccentric Two Faces and the Riddler. In this version, Batman was more in a psychological conundrum than in the others. However, it smelt afoul as all that we loved in the Tim Burton version was slowly being reverted to a new genre ill-defined for that moment.  Batman Forever was surely not something we wanted duplicated or executed again.

Batman and Robin Fest

It was a couple of years later and Batman was now Joel Schumacher’s baby. He was given a tremendous budget and a good ensemble of actors, but all that came out in the end was a mockery to somewhat feed his fetish for that 1966 version and reinvent it into his very own 1997 style.  George Clooney was not the adequate actor to play Batman, Chris O Donnell reminded us why we hated Robin; Schwarzenegger proved again he was a forced comedian, and Uma Thurman’s wooden acting all contributed to this abysmal flick. To add insult to injury, Batgirl surfaced and then we all finally understood why there were bat-nibbles on Clooney’s suit.

Dead End Batman

While studios were still deciding where they wanted to go with their valuable character,  Montauk Films found $30,000 and put Actor Clark Bartram in the colors of the old Batman . In 8 mins he had to fight not only an escaped Joker, but Aliens and Predators. For a fan film, Batman Dead End was very well made and it deserved to be seen. The stage was set and this was the Batman we wanted to see… maybe without the Aliens and Predators for now.

Batman Reborn

As reboots started consuming Hollywood deeper and deeper, Warner Bros decided it had to go back and reintroduce a different kind of Batman. Christopher Nolan was given the helm and Christian Bale was given the task to convince us that there was more to Batman than his car, his suit, and his empty philosophies. Truly an ode to the mythos, we were immersed in a 2 hour saga that summarized Bruce Wayne and his alter ego Batman in a new and fashionable manner. With enticing dialogue, riveting cinematography, an apt performance from well chosen actors, and substance to back our Cape Crusade’s aspiration, emotions and fears, this acclaimed version named Batman Begins took its audience by storm.

The Dark Knight Arises

Batman Begin’s success meant a new sequel was warranted in the name of The Dark Knight. The movie went on to make 1 billion dollars with the box office home and abroad. Ledger’s performance was iconic and Bale brought some more ambiguity to Batman’s character.