7th Trashiest Spring Break Destination in America: Panama City Beach, FL

By Ned

If Panama City is only the #7 trashiest spring break destination, you know that we’re bringing some serious heat with the rest of our picks – heat that is similar to the burning sensation you’d feel after leaving a place like PCB. Last year’s ‘celebrities’ that showed up include the cast of the Jersey Shore, Young Joc, the Ying Yang Twins (classy), and Roscoe Dash (a musician I’ve never heard of). Take a trip down to the beach in your pickup and make sure to have lawn chairs and coolers in the back – only poor people walk in Panama City. If cruising in your buddy’s Ford F-150 doesn’t sound like a blast to you, head to Club La Vela. They’ve got festivities going on all day and night, and as one helpful Yelp user pointed out, “This is the reason I worked out a lot in college. This is the reason that girls throw up after every meal. Don’t hate the player, hate the game-changer.” He’s from Jersey City, NJ.

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