9th Trashiest Spring Break Destination in America: Lake Havasu City, AZ

January 26, 2012 Posted in Avoid HomePage, homepage, Inline Gallery

The fact that Lake Havasu can only hit #9 on our Trashiest Spring Break Destinations is one of the reasons why I love this country. You have chicks with humongous fake implants wearing tassels on a couple dinghys in a lake and somehow that’s not gettin’ it done. Seriously, it’s re-godd*mned-diculous. You can try to spend the whole day and night in and on the water, but likely you’re going to have to head into town for some rest (*cough* p*ssy *cough*). Once there, head to two of the rowdier destinations: Kokomo Havasu and Martini Bay.