These Penguins Are Way Funnier Than Mr. Popper’s [28 PHOTOS]

By Neal

January 20th is Penguin Awareness Day. If you aren’t aware of penguins, just get the f*ck out. Seriously, go home, slip into a coma, and re-evaluate existence. When one thinks of penguins, one usually lets out an awwwwwwwwwww. And by “one” I mean ALL women. Notable penguins include those from Pittsburgh, Chilly Willy (the most stoned cartoon character ever?), the tophat-and-monocle wearing umbrella-wielding villain from Batman, those animated f*cks from Happy Feet, the Socially Awkward Penguin, and Jessica Alba’s panties in Good Luck Chuck. Celebrate with the funnier (and weirder) penguins in our POLARizing gallery.