Cassie Keller Is Today’s Daily Snapshot

The Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features the return of Cassie Keller to Playboy, some of the hottest butts you’ve never seen on the web, UK glamour model Jessica Jane Clement in her new photoshoot, Alyssa Jerry showing you the benefits of owning a private beach, one of the hottest Dutch models to set foot in the US, a return of Wasabi Wednesday, Taylor Stevens in her attempt to lick cancer, and the Sanchise’s new girlfriend Kate Upton. Check the full hotness

52 Ho-Ho-Homemade Mr. Hankeys [PHOTOS]

South Park’s 15th season ended a little over a week prior to Thanksgiving. The 16th season isn’t scheduled to premiere until March 14th. So, how do you fill the void AND your toilet bowl in the meantime? How about with Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo? Though he hasn’t appeared in an episode since season 4, the happy-go-lucky dookie will never be forgotten. In celebration of the friendliest piece of feces outside of Ashton Kutcher, we pinched off this photo gallery of homemade Mr. Hankeys. Click to heidi ho, yo!

Should You Be A HasBro When It Comes to Sex Toys? [He Said/She Said]

In my mind, every single girl owns a sex toy because I believe that every single girl gets it on with themselves. Fantasies aside, I think that it’s a completely healthy (and frankly sexy) habit for women to partake in. But what happens when the ladies actually show me what they’re working with and pull out their electric amigos when I’m around? In this week’s He Said/She Said, we talk about how, when, and where to use sex toys. Click through to read our take.

A Kris Kringle-Approved Collection of Christmas Cleavage [68 PHOTOS]

Boobs are a major point of contention and debate for guys. Some like ‘em small, some like ‘em big, while others fall somewhere in between. Me? I love ‘em all! But, if I absolutely HAD to pick what size I’d like waiting for me underneath the mistletoe, I wouldn’t mind if I could nosedive into a smotherlode. You haven’t lived ’til you’ve sang Joy To The World while motorboating. Have yourself a very Merry XXX-mas with a virtual Santa’s sack of frickin’ huge bewb pics after the jump. Ho-ho-ho-DAMN! Dem some big-@ss t*tties!

13 Animals With Fake Degrees

When you see a headline like, “BEST. WIKIPEDIA. PAGE. EVER”, on Reddit I thought what a load of trolling bullsh*t. Then I landed on “List of animals with fraudlent diplomas”. Wow. You’ve probably seen institutions that made you think WTF, that can’t be real – places like University of Phoenix, Strayer University, etc. They’re called “diploma mills” – orgs that churn out BS degrees in BS. The following animals are proof positive that all you need for accreditation is a name. Click to see the full list.

Kate Upton Before She Was Famous [136 PHOTOS]

It’s been quite a year for Kate Upton. We first caught wind of the 19 year old Michigan born model when she appeared as one of the rookies in Sports Illustrated’s 2011 Swimsuit Issue. We quickly crowned her the next great American bikini model. Since then she Dougie‘d, got stabbed by Daniel Tosh, and nun’d it up for The Three Stooges. Now, she’s reportedly…

64 Boobalicious Girls Next Door

One of Playboy’s major selling points when they began publishing was they feature the girl next door – “real” women that are cute, down to Earth, and accessible. While Playboy’s airbrushing and digital altering have muddled the girl next door concept, we still have gorgeous women posting self shot pics and candid photos to Facebook and Twitter as you can see here. Today, we honor the girls who are a chest above the rest. Gentlemen, start your motorboats.

5 Top Cannabis Competitions in America

Every November, thousands of faithful weed smokers flock to Amsterdam for the annual High Times Cannabis Cup. The Cup features entertainment, speakers, and of course, the Super Bowl of weed competitions (the overall winner this year was Liberty Haze). You can buy a ticket to become a judge and sample the best weed in the entire world. Even though this is the p… Click to read more

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Showdown: Noomi Rapace vs. Rooney Mara [PHOTOS, POLL]

The US version of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo hits theaters nationwide today (12/21). The Swedish version of the trilogy was a worldwide phenomenon, so you can only imagine how huge this trilogy has the potential to be with David Fincher directing and Daniel Craig starring. Noomi Rapace played the female lead, Lisbeth Salander, in the original, and now Rooney Mara will take her turn as the bad-ass computer hacker who will later play with fire and kick a hornet’s nest. Both leading ladies are straight fire, but who’s hotter? Check out their galleries below then vote in our poll, hoss.

We’re Beaming at a Redneck Christmas [35 PHOTOS]

The holiday season is a time for friends, family and relaxing…and apparently for rednecks to just go buck-wild. Get some Bud heavies and a group of rednecks and they’re guaranteed to turn it into a good time. You never know what’s going to happen, but there’s a good chance there will be guns, rat tails, dead animals, pick-up trucks and NASCAR. These pictures really just show that even come Christmas time, rednecks resume normal redneck activities, just with a unique holiday twist. Check out these epic photos after the jump!

Live the Life of an Icon With Our Michael Jackson Blu-Ray Player Giveaway

There’s a growing trend among families and friends to give Christmas gifts AFTER the holidays are over when prices are dramatically slashed. If the people on your wishlist aren’t buying that excuse, stick an IOU in their stocking and tell ‘em you’ve got this giveaway on LOCKDOWN. To support the release of the Michael Jackson: The Life of an Icon DVD & Blu-ray, we’re giving away the aforementioned title along with Cowboys & Aliens, The Change-Up, Fast Five, AND a Blu-ray player. So, why not roll the dice and enter? You’re already in the doghouse for that stunt you pulled at Thanksgiving. Find out how to enter after the jump.

Miss COED: Jenna Balsley [35 PHOTOS]

Jenna B is a 19 year old model who is currently a sophmore at Colorado State University. This curvy girl has been featured as the cover model on Mile High Sports Magazine and was interviewed by GlamModelz and Whips & Chix. Her favorite sports team is the Denver Nuggets and I’m sure that she wouldn’t have much trouble getting tickets if that’s what she wanted. Just taking one look at this minx and you can tell there’s a whole lotta sexiness packed into a small package. Check out her redonkulous photos and stats after the jump!

Hot New Meme Alert: Party Toddler Got F’d Up Last Night [PHOTOS]

Judging by our content lately, you must think we’re kid crazy – Third World Success Kid, Financial Advisor Kid, the most infamous drunk babies. We continue along those lines today with Party Toddler, the hottest meme since Hansel. Why is this so funny? Maybe because it strikes a chord with our fears of growing up. We miss the good ol’ days when the biggest thing we had to worry about was not sh*tting our pants. Did it just get too real for you? Then, sit back and enjoy Party Toddler piece together his life after the jump.

Why Am I Not Surprised the “Masturbation King” Is Japanese? [VIDEO]

Meet Masanobu, the “World Champion of Masturbation.” It comes as no surprise to me that the dude is Japanese, but I didn’t expect him to have a somewhat hot live-in girlfriend. Check out the totally real, totally strange documentary preview by Metropolis on this guy’s life. This wanker pretty much beats his meat while his girlfriend works in a sweatshop and cooks for him. Check out the weirdest couple ever filmed after the jump!

Krista Mills Is Today’s Daily Snapshot

The Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features the 20 hottest photos of the up and coming model Krista Mills, Joyne Lowery is one the hottest girls from your Wild Amaginations, some of the dopest tan lines you’ll ever see on a girl, Florida cheerleader Tarin and her friends, Catherine McNeil in her upcoming photoshoot on Bondi Beach, a hot yellow bikini, the best of this week’s Twitpic theatre, and the hottest TNA Knockouts. Check out the full hotness after the jump!

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