Freaky Friday: Bah Ha Ha Humbug Edition [24 PHOTOS]

Last week, we showed you the hairiest man alive, the most delicious parking ticket, a cat burrito, and the Predator kicking mad game. This week’s Freaky Friday features a creepy Barack Obama mannequin, Courtney Stodden stealing Christmas, Gary Busey as Santa Claus, wtf taxidermy, and Lindsey Wixson looking bloody good. Begin your weekend with a whole lotta weird after the jump.

Miss COED: Tonya Michelle [28 PHOTOS + VIDEO]

Tonya is a 25 year old model from Miami and comes to us via Pink Couch Media. If you recognize this raven-haired beauty, it’s because we featured her on previous Daily Snapshot. This girl might be the greatest catch ever: her TV blasts ESPN in the morning, she watches basketball, can handle herself in the kitchen, and isn’t necessarily quiet in bed. While Tonya’s been on various other sites like Barstool and The Smoking Jacket, COED was able to score an exclusive video through Pink Couch that you can check out below her photos and stats… After the jump, of course.

The Most Popular Holiday Toys of the Past 30 Years

The good peeps at UltimateCoupons whipped up this nostalgic infographic that takes a look at the most popular holiday toys of the past 30 years. After glancing at the items, I now realize how good I had it as a kid. I got just about each and every top toy each and every Christmas. I don’t know that I can promise the same to my kids – illegitimate or otherwise. Take a stroll down memory lane after the jump (*cue “Back in Time”).

Not Your Typical Swedish Christmas Dinner [VIDEO]

We’ve written about the guys from Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime before, and this time they’re showing us how to prepare a nice, calm, Swedish Christmas dinner. It’s got sausage, creme fraiche, ham, and a large side of loud yelling, stabbing, and throwing things at the wall. If you’ve read or seen The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, you’ll know that for some reason Swedish people can have a tendency for violence. This guy is doing absolutely nothing to fight that stereotype.

Christmas WAGs Are Today’s Daily Snapshot

The Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features Oksanna Andersson and other Christmas WAGs, British model Melissa Clarke, Leilani Dowding’s hot Mrs. Claus photoshoot on the beach, the hottest Nuts Christmas calendar photoshoot you’ve ever seen, beautiful amateur redheads, Deloris Jean in a little girl on girl action, Sherra doing everything else but studying, and Hope Dworaczyk modeling for Playboy lingerie. Check out the full hotness after the jump!

Santa Claus Crushes Beer Bongs & Beer Pong [PHOTOS]

Let’s be honest, Santa’s a pretty stressed out dude. Don’t let that jolly routine fool you. After a hard day’s work in which he delivers millions of gifts, he’s gonna celebrate like it’s 2012 (read: end of the world). We can’t think of a better way to let loose than with beer bongs and beer pong. Sinkin’ cup… Click to read more

Ask A Chick: Fingering, Ryan Gosling, Pot vs. Coke vs. Booze

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about why girls love Ryan Gosling, whether they prefer digital relief or cunnilingus, and dating a dude with serious vices See her answers after the jump!

Viral Video Holy War: Philly Guy Christmas vs. Hasidic Jew Dougie [VIDEOS, POLL]

Oh, it’s on now! They say timing is everything, well I just had two friends each forward me a link to a video – one features Philly’s version of “Da Bears” titled, “A Philly Guy Christmas” and the other features Hasidic Jews doing the Dougie really really well. Last time we had a showdown between the Mustached Mullet Whistler and the Girl With The Tramp Stamp Tattoo. Mullet Man is just barely winning. Now, we’ve got ourselves a HOLY WAR! Watch the combatants then vote in our poll after the jump.

The 27 Hottest Jewish Celebrities Make Us Say Hey Girl Happy Hanukkah [PHOTOS]

We’ve dedicated a lot of content to Christmas the past couple weeks, which prompted CollegeCandy editor Jenni Maier to ask us when we’d post something about Hanukkah. She told us that even Ryan Gosling was getting in on the act via the Hey Girl Shabbat Shalom Tumblr. So we thought we’d spread some love to our Jewish brethren with some eye gelt that’ll really spin your dreidel . Last year, we gave you 8 days of Hanukkah Hotties to celebrate the Festival of Lights. This year, we upped the ante by presenting you with the 27 hottest Jewish female celebrities. Light it up after the jump.

13 Movie Characters We’d DIE To Be… Even Though They Actually Die

Movie characters just have cooler lives than us. We sit around cubicles pounding out TPS reports while they drive fast cars, woo ungodly hot women, and laugh at authority and danger. I, on the other hand, drive a Prius, watch porn, and obey crosswalks. There’s a reason millions of people pay to see them, while I couldn’t pay a homeless man $100 to watch a 24 hour video of my life. Sometimes movie characters are so awesome that we would trade our own miserable lives with theirs, even though they croak at the end of the movie. Check out our list of characters we would die to trade places with even though they met their maker prematurely.

Page 3 Girls Spread Peace & Goodwill To All Men [58 PHOTOS]

Where would the world be without Page 3? Probably on Page 4 confused as sh*t or, at the very least, entrenched in a war to end all wars. You see, you deprive a man of simple pleasures like topless busty British glamour models and you push him ever so closer to taking out his repression on his fellow man via nuke. As we all know, Christmas is a time of peace and goodwill, so we thought we’d give you a rage-reducing gallery of Page 3 Girls in their skimpiest X-mas attire. Click through to open your gift!

Happy Kris Humphries Meme Wants You To Sign The Boycott Kim Kardashian Petition

Hey y’all, so at our happy hour with Crown Royal last night, we were talking about one of our most popular stories – the Megan Fox Boycott boycott – and I proposed we boycott Kim Kardashian. Turns out this isn’t a novel idea – thousands of fed up peeps have signed a petition to boycott the sex tape star. Then I read about Kris Humphries getting booed at the Garden before the Nets-Knicks game. So, I created the Happy Kris Humphries meme. Our mission is twofold: help us blow up our Happy Kris Humphries meme and boycott Kim. Click through to make a difference.

Demotivational Thursday: Christmas Edition [33 POSTERS]

Last week, we stuck it to all around great guy and God’s quarterback, Tim Tebow. You can’t imagine how many death threats we got. So weird that people who purport to be Christians lose their Christianity when someone addresses it. Anyways, this week we’re a little less holy and more commercial with a gallery of demotes that totes lolz xxx-… Click to read more

Miss COED: Amber Houser [18 PHOTOS]

Amber is an ASU student and member of the league of hotties known as the Tempe12. Born and raised in Tempe, AZ, she makes a great hometown representative for the talent that comes out of the ASU smokeshow factory. When she’s not making our jaws drop, Amber studies human and family development (in which she has a 3.5 GPA). On top of her studies and modeling, Amber uses her outgoing and excited personality to babysit kids. Yes, she probably provides the best reason to want to be a three-year old again. Check out her photos, stats, and a video about her after the jump!

Drunk Australian Accuses Skaters Of Stealing Then Fight Breaks Out [VIDEO]

Here’s the deal because you might not be able to describe what these people are saying between all the drunkenness, children crying, and use of the word ‘”c*nt:” the shirtless drunkard is accusing the skater punks of stealing his red Oakleys. I’m not going to get into why he owns a pair of red Oakleys, but after a verbal confrontation and the arrival of the drunk’s wife/kid, they turn to leave. The skater punks then throw something at their backs as their walking away, and that’s when the shirtless guy loses it. I’ll leave you guys to watch the rest. Enjoy yourselves after the jump

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