Who Should Be Miss COED December 2011? [POLL]

Recently, we crowned our Miss COED November 2011. Now it’s time to choose our Miss COED for December 2011. This is it, people. Whoever wins will be our final contestant in our Miss COED of the Year competition. No pressure or nothin’. So, without further ado, we present you with all Miss COEDs of the Day from November and ask you to vote for your favorite. We’ve got Tempe12 models, Tucson 12 models, Playboy models, singers, actresses, and a world renowned fitness model, but only one can take home the title. Check out each chick’s gallery then vote for your favorite in our poll after the jump.

75 Reasons To Never Get A Fake Tan [PHOTOS]

It’s finally here, that time you can find out who out of your friends goes to get fake tans. Since it’s winter, it’s not as though they can lie to you and tell you that they actually sat outside to soak in the rays. The people you’ll find in this gallery never had a chance to try to play it off like their look was au natural; only little people living with a creepy hermit who makes candy can ever attain an orange hue without the help of spraypaint. I mean, these guys have frosted f*cking tips. Why would you want anything to do with them? Check out the 75 most wtf fake tans in the gallery after the jump!

Sexy Smokeshows in Shoulder Pads [31 PHOTOS]

I wish that all forms of protection were this sexy. Sure we’ve already hit you guys with sexy girls rocking the football jersey, but we’re taking it to another level: chicks in shoulder pads. While this uniform is pretty much the standard for the Lingerie Football League, seeing these girls on TV versus seeing HQ photos makes all the difference. “Why have the shoulder pads when you can just take them off?” you might ask. Dudes, the pads are for your protection, not theirs. That’s how powerful this gallery is. Check it out after the jump!

Bundle Up With Your Beer Jacket on Sunday Funday

I know that sometimes it can be hard to get the crew together to Sunday Funday (yes, it can be a verb). Your friends will have endless excuses: they partied like a rock star the night before, they plan on watching some football in peace and quiet, or you’re just friends with p*ssies. Remind them that when you Sunday Funday, you get drunk really early which leads to going to sleep early, which means you wake up on Monday with less of a hangover. It’s starting to get cold outside, so bundle up with your beer jacket and go meet these babes outside for some Sunday fun below.

100 Hilarious Homeless Signs

December 3 is National Roof Over Your Head Day, a day where all of us (I’m assuming you can be included if you have computer access) can be thankful for the fact that we have a roof over our heads. Personally, I couldn’t handle being homeless. It must really blow to constantly be on the move, having to deal with the elements and be looked down on by a good majority of the snub a-holes that walk by. Not my cup of tea. What I love about the homeless folks in this gallery is that they know they’re homeless and currently in a sh*tty situation, but they’re making the most of it. Check them out after the jump!

The Austrian International School of Sex is Now Accepting Applications [VIDEO]

If there’s one subject that I physically can’t learn enough about, it’s business time aka boning. So, you can imagine my wiener’s reaction when I read that there’s a school of sex launching in the Fall of 2012. And we’re not talking like chalkboard, projector, notebooks, and desks – we’re talking like strap on a rubber, warm some lube, and have at it, Hoss. Watch the school’s banned commercial and find out why I won’t apply after the jump.

Gemma Merna Tops The Week In Re-Boob

There’s a whole lotta boob on the internet, and you probably missed a pair or two. We’re offering you the chance to check out all the great photos released on the interweb before a whole new onslaught hits you next week. It’s hard work, but we think you’re up for it. Just take it one click at a time. This week, we feature Gemma Merna, Kelly Brook, Jacqui Ainsley, Esti Ginzburg, Lucy Pinder, and much more. Check out the full hotness after the jump!

You Should House This Gallery Of The Craziest / Coolest Cribs [65 PHOTOS]

My crib is pretty dank; everything that a bachelor could want. We’ve got a bathroom, a table to put pizza on, a TV to play some vids and watch some football, floor space to sleep on… Everything you could ask for. These guys, though, blow it out of the water with some of the coolest, weirdest, craziest and most unique houses in the entire world. Some I would move into, and some I wouldn’t even want to visit. Who had the bright idea to paint their entire f*ckin house in the Louis Vuitton pattern? Has to be either Louis himself or the biggest idiot in the world. Either way, check out our gallery of 65 of the craziest and coolest houses after the jump!

Gorgeous Gift Wrapped Girls [58 PHOTOS]

If you’re a little nervous or unsure of what to get that special slampig in your life, you can always fall back on getting her some sexy lingerie. By getting her sexy lingerie, I mean buying some ribbon and asking her to wear it. If she starts flapping her gums about “I bought you blah blah,” remind her that it’s the thought that counts. Straight from the heart, here’s an early Holiday present for you all you guys out there. You’re probably going to want to keep the tissue that these girls were wrapped in.

The Most Important Ingredient In Vodka Is Brotatoes

Freedom and Fraternities: two of the greatest things that America can offer the world. COED helps to celebrate the day known as Fraturday by bringing you the frattiest of fratographs. You can celebrate Fraturday in almost any way, shape or form so long as those ways, shapes, or forms involve alcohol. The first weekend back at school after the Thanksgiving break is the perfect opportunity to get back at it. This bro sets the gold standard for what’s expected of you, so step it up and pay him and his facial artistry homage. Check out the fratastic pics after the jump, and if you go with the Black Label, be sure to split the bottle with some buddies.

Man Trolls Late-Night Phone Sex Hotline [NSFW VIDEO]

Cricket is one of the most confusing games I’ve ever heard of, but it’s apparently a lot of fun. So much fun that this guy decides to call up one of those phone sex hotlines and start talking cricket. He’s only doing this as a joke, but the hooker has no idea. She genuinely starts asking him if he ‘wanks’ it to cricket, among other things. I’m just happy because she sounds British and also doesn’t understand the game’s f*cking rules. Check out the best use of your time at 4 AM after the jump!

Denise Milani Is Today’s Daily Snapshot

The Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features a fittingly massive gallery of Denise Milani in honor of an upcoming fitness competition, Jordan Carver and other women with huge boobs, a gallery of amateur women in the wild, Amanda Marie showing off for you, a Zoo photoshoot of Kelly Hall, the hot photos from Kelly Brook’s new photo calendar, MissStacieB and other hotties celebrating #FriskyFriday, and Pan Am’s Margot Robbie. Check out the full hotness after the jump!

Discount Double Check These 26 Funny Aaron Rodgers Pics

December 2nd is A-Rod’s birthday. No, not that dooshasore-@ss, I’m talkin’ ’bout Aaron Rodgers, Super Bowl MVP and all-around awesome dude. That’s coming from a diehard Giants fan who hopes he sh*ts the bed this Sunday. He supports Movember, has a sense of humor (photobombs), dates face-melters, he stars in funny commercials, and doesn’t sext d*ck pics to co-workers. We figured he’s got enough people hanging from his sack, so why not poke fun at him? To celebrate his big day, we pulled together a bunch of hilarious pics from Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Miss COED November 2011 Is…

Last month, we asked you guys to vote for Miss COED November 2011. After looking at the results, we can say it really wasn’t a blowout, but the winner outpaced the runner-up by a cool 10% with only 1-2% points separating the next 5 vote-getters. She’s now automatically entered into our Miss COED of the Year competition, which currently has 10 other contestants – Heather O, Dylan Fitzpatrick, Corissa Furr, Elizabeth Marxs, Leanna Decker, Ysania Agurcia, Lara Leverence, Heather Jo Hughes, Kari Nautique, and Ashley Salazar. So, who’s the mystery champion? Find out after the jump.

Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie Red Band Trailer Will Leave You In Shock [VIDEO]

We showed the teaser trailer for Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie. Like most teasers, it offered very little in the way of details, but we did know it contained #shrim. We didn’t have to wait long as IGN just premiered the red band trailer. Highlights include Will Ferrell yelling “tequila!” while shooting a gun, Will Forte double fisting middle fingers, Zach Galifianakis in complete and utter shock, Chef Goldblum, John C Reilly eating fingers, and Robert Loggia chopping off fingers and hungering for human hearts. Though the budget isn’t a billion dollars, it definitely looks significantly better than one of their regular episodes. Check it out after the jump.

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