How Much Awesome Can You Fit Into 3 Minutes? [VIDEO]

The answer is actually 200 – coincidentally the same amount of sweet movies that have been put on the internet this year. I know that everyone is jamming “Best of” and “Year end” compilations down your throat, but this is the only time the blogosphere can do that. So just be cool and bask in the dope video that this guy put together. If you’re not an internet professional like some of us, feel free to check out the list of all 200 videos in order. If you’re studying for finals, this list is also a great way to ensure you fail and stay in school forever. Take that, parents! Video after the jump!

The Jaro Sisters’ Sexy Schoolgirl Shoot for Primitive Shoes [VIDEO, PHOTOS]

Thanks to AdRants we got the extreme pleasure of watching the Jaro sisters – Justene and Dawn – deliver hot as hell holiday gifts for our eyeballs with double handbras and schoolgirl outfits. The video was for Primitive shoes, a company I’ve never heard of before but now has my full attention. Once you’re done rewinding, pausing, and marveling, check out their hottest pics in our super huge mega gallery after the jump.

Nikita Esco Is Today’s Daily Snapshot

The Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features the 20 hottest photos of hot go-go dancer Nikita Esco, a hot teaser of the new and upcoming Melanie Iglesias flipbook, Ashley showing off her hot beach body, the sexiest tweets from Boomer’s kid (Sydney Esiason), some of the finest butts you’ll find on the internet, Claudia Sampedro and the amazing Twitter machine, the best of this week’s Twitpic theatre, and the hottest photos from the upcoming magazine Urban Xhibition. Check out the full hotness after the jump!

It’s Motherfunkin’ Monkey Day!!!!! [46 PHOTOS]

December 14th is Monkey Day. The unofficial holiday was started in 2000 when founder Casey Sorrow jokingly scribbled Monkey Day on a friend’s calendar, and first celebrated by Lansing residents and art students at Michigan State University. It gained notoriety when Casey’s comic strip, Fetus-X, began promoting it online. Since then, Monkey Day has been celebrated internationally with costume parties and contests. We celebrate by spanking the monkey. JK. NOT REALLY. To celebrate, we corralled a barrel of bizarre monkey pics. Check ‘em out after the jump..

Watching Porn With Your POA [HE SAID / SHE SAID]

Men love porn. Those who say they don’t are lying, are in porn (which technically is watching porn just IRL), or have RIDICULOUS sex lives (think Derek Jeter times Hugh Hefner plus Wilt Chamberlain). Even those guys have probably enjoyed a private screening of “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge” with a groupie / jersey chaser at least once. On the flip side of that coin, most women NOT associated with porn hate porn or, at the very least, the kind of porn men love. It’s definitely not this…

Take ZOO Magazine’s 2012 Sex Survey!

ZOO Magazine, home to lovely, luscious ladies like Gemma Atkinson, Imogen Thomas, Monica Lee Paige, Alice Goodwin, Emma Frain, and many others on our list of 101 Beautifully Busty Brits, created a detailed sex survey that asks the HARD… hitting questions like how often do you whack your weasel, who do you whack your weasel to, and so on and so forth. Do yourself a favor, do the world a favor, take the survey after the jump.

The Periodic Table of Boozing [INFOGRAPHIC]

As a high school senior, you think you’re tough sh*t and baller and king of the castle / big man on campus when you go off to college. You feel strong about your ability to booze and party. Then you spend the next 4 years getting straight up schooled at the bars and at parties. To help reduce your embarrassing knowledge, the guys at Best Colleges Online put together this infographic of “The College Students Guide To Boozing” – a periodic table of alcoholic drinks covering everything from ciders to wine, whiskey to gin. Print this sh*t out, hang it on your wall, study it. It will get you unprotected sex. Click through to see the full size image.

New Victoria’s Secret Pics of Alessandra Ambrosio With a Dash of Erin Heatherton

The last time we featured Alessandra (other than the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show) was on her b-day. She’s got more years on Erin, whom we last featured promoting Dream in early November with Candice Swanepoel. In that post, we asked you who’s hotter. Candice won hands down garnering more than 65% of the vote. Now, we show you new pics of Alessandra and Erin and ask you who’s hotter. Click through to look and vote.

Top 10 Most Talked About Tech Gadgets This Holiday Season

We’ve been throwing a ton of gift ideas and tech sh*t your way in the past couple weeks, but it’s for your own good. This is your one chance to score that out of your price range gadget you wanted or to completely blow your friends and family’s gifts away. HighBeam Research has determined which tech gadgets are getting the most media buzz this holiday season. Of course, Apple’s gonna be a hog about it, but what other brands and products are peeps chirping about? Find out in our slideshow below.

Hold+Touch This Jack Spade Dopp Kit Giveaway

The holiday season is all about giving but now it’s time to cash in. We are going to hook up one lucky COED reader with a slick Jack Spade dopp kit ($155 value) filled with three AXE Hold+Touch styling products and a $50 iTunes gift card. This way you could look like a stud when the family stops by to drop off gifts. It’s really easy to enter, check the details after the jump!

Legal Mumbo Jumbo

1. Promotion Period/Sponsor: The Sweepstakes begins at 12:30 PM, Eastern Time (“ET”) on December 14, 2011 and ends at 11:59pm ET on December 20th, 2011. Sweepstakes governed by U.S. law. Void where prohibited by law
2. Eligibility: Last Minute Holiday Giveaway (“Sweepstakes”) is open to individuals who are: legal residents of the 50 United States or Dist… Click to read more

The 68 Sexiest Pics of Vanessa Hudgens for Her 23rd Birthday

December 14 is the day God graced us with Vanessa Hudgens. You may know this little minx from High School Musical, Drake and Josh or The Suite Life of Zack and Cody…but if you’re a normal dude you’ll better know the Disney product from her racy nude pics that leaked online. Since then she’s been a spokeswoman for Candie’s, co-starred in Sucker Punch, and will be appearing in Gimme Shelter and The Frozen Ground next year. In honor of V’s 23rd birthday, we present you with her sexiest SFW photos after the jump!

Miss COED: Dallas Nicole [19 PHOTOS]

Dallas is an 18 year old model living who appears to be living the good life in the Lonestar State. She is an aspiring bikini/fitness model, but helps to pay the bills by being a promotional model and shot girl. It can’t be much longer until she makes it as a bikini model because judging from the photos in her last contest, she was looking pretty hot. Of cours… Click to read more

Watch These Parents Record Themselves Giving Children Awful Presents [VIDEO]

Last Halloween, Jimmy Kimmel asked his viewers to record themselves telling their children that they had eaten all of their candy. In the same cruel light, Jimmy recently asked them to film their children’s reactions when they are given really bad Christmas gifts, like a half-eaten sandwich. Some of the kid’s reactions are cute and some of them are just f*cking pitifully rotten. Like the fat Hispanic kid who gets a Hello Kitty sweater – he throws a hissy fit and runs up to his room crying. Playing cruel pranks on your children is like the best part of being a parent, looking forward to that… In like ten years, hopefully. Check out the video after the jump!

Meet Madden, Today’s Daily Snapshot

The Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features a very naughty Madden who looks like she wants some coal, some of the hottest Mail-Order Brides you can buy, possibly the most controversial photoshoot in India with Veena Malik, Philadelphia Philly WAG Missy Coles getting skimpy for a bodybuilding competition, bikini-related reasons to make you miss summer, an interview with Armie Flores, Tim Tebow’s new girlfriend Lindsay Vonn, and Mina Stefan. Check out the full hotness after the jump!

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