Freaky Friday: Prickly Puggle Edition [21 PHOTOS]

Last week, we showed you a bacon band-aid, a chicken selects horse, a strawberry with a tongue, and a two-headed c*ck. With XXX-mas a little over a week away, we’re kicking up the ante in this week’s Freaky Friday with the hairiest man alive, the most delicious parking ticket, a cat burrito, and the Predator kicking mad game. Begin your weekend with a whole lotta weird after the jump.

Miss COED: Ashley Bradley [21 PHOTOS + VIDEO]

Ashley is a 24 year old model from Pittsburgh and is another hottie coming to us via PinkCouchMedia. She loves to model bikinis but also has experience doing runway and promotional work for companies like Budweiser and Geico. Ashley claims that her drink of choice is anything with tequila in it and that she can never turn down a warm chewy brownie. While those things probably don’t go so well together, you can be certain that Ms. Bradley and a bikini get along just fine. Check out her photos and stats after the jump!

Hotties of the 2011 Chapman University Winter Undie Run [27 PHOTOS]

The Winter edition of the bi-annual Chapman University Undie Run took place yesterday. If you’re wondering where the hell Chapman is and how big their balls are for doing this in the winter – chill – they’re in the OC aka Orange County, where it’s like 75 degrees. Anyway, hundreds of students showed up, dressed down, and got in the holiday spirit by giving us these amazing pics! We present to you the hotties of the 2011 Chapman University Winter Undie Run, courtesy of the OC Weekly. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Remake of Raiders Of The Lost Ark With Action Figures [VIDEO]

Before watching this, I had actually forgotten how awesome the opening scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark was. Tragic, I know. Some guy named Jeff Gurwood has been making shot-for-shot remakes of classic movies by building sets for action figures and then using stop motion animation. It’s somewhat like Robot Chicken, only you don’t have to be tripping on mushrooms to get it. Check out a fitting tribute to a great film after the jump!

Candice Swanepoel Is Today’s Daily Snapshot

The Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features the new photoshoot of Candice Swanepoel on a beach, Sofia Vergara wearing a less-than-opaque pair of spandex, Michelle Mayden enjoying the privacy of her backyard, Saffron Taylor in latex and stilletos, some girl wearing the hottest pair of Union Jack panties, the most beautiful smiles, amateurs without bras, and the hot ASU dancer that John Elway’s son is dating. Check out the full hotness after the jump!

Take Stock In The Funny New Financial Advisor Kid Meme [21 PHOTOS]

Would you take stock advice from some child only 8 years old? I certainly would if he was the Financial Advisor Kid, the newest member of AdviceAnimals on Reddit. That’s right, this baby’s less than 24 hours old and there are already some serious blue chips in the bunch. If you don’t know what a blue chip is, or you’re just looking for a hilarious new stock tip, you should check out the best of the Financial Advisor Kid Meme after the jump!

Top 11 Colleges for Producing Sports Team Owners

Usually sports teams owners aren’t mentioned when listing off notable alumni. Why? They’re regarded as the scum of the Earth – vile human beings who are greedy penny pinchers. Well, newsflash, I’d f***ing love to be a sports team owner. Been a dream of mine since day 1. So, this list of top owner-producing colleges created by the Wall Street Journal would’ve been super helpful. Check it out after the jump.

Hooters Snow Angels Do Aspen 2009 – 2011 [82 PHOTOS]

Asssssspen – a place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. If there’s one thing we could get for Christmas (other than Denise Milani), it’d be a weeklong soak in an Aspen hot tub with Hooters Snow Angels. Maybe Tebow could hook that up? Check out pics of the sexy snow bunnies from the last three years after the jump.

Miss COED Dessie Lyn Is The New Face of Playboy Intimates [PHOTOS]

Playboy Intimates held the finals for their model search over the first weekend in December then announced last week that Miss COED Dessie Lyn won the competition. She’s now the face of Playboy Intimates. We’d like to send our congratulations to Dessie, who’s sure to tack on a few more accolades to her resume in the coming years. Check out her pics along with photos from the finals after the jump.

Jared Freid The Frat Dude Sleighs Ho Ho Hos at SantaCon [VIDEO]

Last time we saw Jared Freid, Ultimate Frat Dude, he was bro-ing out with nerds at Comic-Con. This time around, he’s at a Con but with less dweebs and way more sluts. SANTACON! We showed you some of the best pics from last weekend’s event in NYC, now scope the funniest video to jump down our chimney – it’s J-Train sleighing bitches on the express line to the gift of lolz.

22 Tebow-tivational Posters for Demotivational Thursday [PHOTOS]

Tim Tebow is officially Hansel – he’s “so hot right now”. But unlike Hansel, he could be the most polarizing figure in the sports history. It’s hard to tell at this point if he’ll pan out or blow away like dust in the wind, but before we all get Tim Tebow-verload, we thought we’d dedicate this week’s Demotivational Thursday to Jesus Jr. On a side note, you guys have no idea how hard it is to type while Tebowing. Check out the NFL lolz after the jump.

Karlie Kloss: Victoria’s Secret’s Newest Angel [78 PHOTOS]

Get to know Karlie Kloss, Victoria’s Secret’s rookie Angel. The 6 foot stunner was born in Chicago, but to suburban St. Louis in ’95. Before making it as a model, she studied ballet and even performed in the Nutcracker. When Kloss was 13, she was discovered at a charity fashion show. The 19-year-old made her national television debut at the 2011 VS Fashion show and is now hitting the mainstream – most recently she got all nekkid in the Italian edition of Vogue. If you’re a leg guy, prepare to fall in love. Click through to see 75+ pics.

Megan Fox Sexes Up The Dictator [TRAILER]

Back in late June, we told you Megan Fox joined the cast of The Dictator, one of the most anticipated movies of 2012. Today, we bring you the first official trailer for what’s sure to be one of the funniest flicks of the year. What should you expect? John C. Reilly and Ben Kingsley do anything for ya? No? How about Megan Fox selling her body then taking a big fat dookie on the Kardashians? We thought you’d enjoy that you fecalphiliac! Check out Sacha Baron Cohen’s kooky oppressor after the jump.

You Better Not Be Naughty, Santa’s Packin’ [30 PHOTOS]

He sees you when you’re sleeping and he has a red dot right on your motherf***ing forehead, so recognize fool! While most citizens believe that Navy Seal Team 6 knocked off Bin Laden, truth is jolly ol’ St. Nick capped that lanky bearded a-hole. In all seriousness, as the holidays approach and we get together with family and friends for some peppermint schnapps and gingerbread fruitcakes, the men and women serving our country are out there preserving freedom, justice, and the American way. We salute them with this photo gallery of Christmas-themed military photos that will serve as a friendly reminder to terrorists on the naughty list – Military Santa don’t deliver coal, homey.

Miss COED: Sarah Sue Jorgensen [14 PHOTOS]

Sarah is a 23 year old psychology graduate from ASU who also moonlights as a Tempe12 model. She was featured on last year’s calendar as Miss May and used to work at Wild Knight, easily the craziest party bar in the craziest party town. Whether she’s on the clock or just relaxing, her favorite drink is the staple of chicks everywhere: cranberry and vodka. She loves to watch football and happens to be a Broncos fan, despite hailing from Scottsdale, AZ. I keep promising that I won’t say she’s the hottest girl I’ve seen on Tempe, but I don’t know this time… Check her photos after the jump and let us know!

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