Kiss & Tell When You Cock-Out Rock-Out [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Fans of rum, vodka, and whiskey listen up! This week we’re taking an in-depth look Cockspur Rum from Barbados, artisan vodka from Wisconsin, and Cherry amplified whiskey from Phillips Union. Fans of Gin, Tequila, Cognac, and Brandy sorry, but you’ll tune in next week or take a look at our previous Drinks of the Week installments. Check out this week’s full reviews and savory drink recipes after the jump!

Milla Jovovich’s Sexiest Pictures for Her 36th Birthday

Milla Jovovich made her way into our collective hearts after her 1997 performance in the sci-fi classic The Fifth Element, where she starred alongside Bruce Willis as the sexy and scantily-clad Leeloo. From then on, Jovovich and her sexy European accent have put men in a trance…especially when she is killing zombies. Is there anything hotter than a sexy Russian babe saving the Earth from the zombie apocalypse? My vote is no. December 17 is Milla’s 36th birthday so we put together a gallery of her sexiest pictures for your viewing pleasure. Check them out after the jump!

All Hail St. Broseph on Saturday Fraturday

Freedom and Fraternities: two of the greatest things that America can offer the world. COED helps to celebrate the day known as Fraturday by bringing you the frattiest of fratographs. You can celebrate Fraturday in almost any way, shape or form so long as those ways, shapes, or forms involve alcohol. The holiday’s are right around the corner, so it’s time to get festive. I’m talking ugly sweater parties and beer decorations galore. You don’t neccesarily need to be as crafty as this, but a few beer cans hanging on the tree make for some pretty bro-tastic decorations. Check out some more ornament ideas after the jump!

Dominique Storelli Is Today’s Daily Snapshot

The Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features Dominique Storelli this year’s Maxim Hometown Hottie winner, women who show that hips don’t lie, the hottest new Victoria’ Secret model Karlie Kloss, Bianca Feres getting tan at the beach, the very flexible University of South Carolina cheerleader Ellison, Gloria Kim checking herself out, the 20 hottest photos of Paula Patton, and a reminder of how hot Doutzen Kroes is. Check out the full hotness after the jump!

How Did I Miss the Casa de mi Padre Trailer?

I’d like to consider myself somewhat of a movie fanatic. I don’t know every detail of every movie ever released, but I’d like to think that I have my finger on the pulse of the cinema industry. Then, I read this article on FilmDrunk about the posters and trailer for Will Ferrell’s Spanish-language overly dramatic telenovela spoof, “Casa de mi Padre” and I figure I done discovered internet gold. Then, after some research, I realize I’m WAY late to the game. Like, 8 months late. EIGHT MONTHS. That’s a baby. A premature baby, but a f***ing newborn nonetheless. For those who were hibernating, check out the trailer after the jump.

The 50 Sexiest Pics of Danielle Lloyd for Her Birthday

Danielle does it all. She has top notch cleavage, delivers a mean hand bra, and can look just as hot in lingerie as she does in the snow. Currently, she’s featured in a Christmas campaign for charity, which is a great way to raise awareness since her spectacular chest is nominated for 2011 Boobs of the Year. Her sexy calendar got us in the holiday spirit but we’ve been counting down the days to her birthday so we could give YOU her 50 sexiest pics. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Run DMC’s Christmas In Hollis As Told By iPhone Emoticons [VIDEO]

Run DMC’s Christmas in Hollis is one of the best holiday songs – otherwise it wouldn’t have made it onto our Ultimate Christmas Playlist. So, what could possibly make this legendary track any better? How about listening to it while scoping out the lyrics on your iPhone complete with emoticons. This definitely give the “Notorious Siri” video a run for its gift card. I smell a rap battle, y’all. Watch the vid then vote in our poll after the jump.

20 Women Tebow Should Tebown

Is Lindsey Vonn getting Tebowned? That’s the rumor circulating online after she was spotted in the Tebow family box at the Broncos game. We can’t stop squabbling over this guy’s sex life, or lack thereof. Is it even remotely possible that an NFL QB in the 21st Century can still be a virgin at 24? Is it possible he “plays for the other team”? We all know women love a good challenge – well, here’s the Mt. Kilimanjaro of men, ladies. Who has a legit shot at swiping Tim’s v-card? Check out our top picks after the jump.

‘Thunder Dave’ Says MiO Energy is ‘Swellegant Liquid Velociraptor’ [VIDEO]

Yesterday morning, we received a package from MiO that contained its new “personalized energy drink” with a note from Thunder Dave encouraging me to “taste [his] thunder”. I realized he was referring to the Green Thunder flavor, the other being “Black Cherry”. I would’ve gone with “Red Dystopia” or “Red Pandemonium” or “Red Deluge”. Regardless, the video’s got some gems like “Yawning is for @ssholes”. Peep it after the jump.

Noomi Rapace Photo Gallery

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Emma Green Paid For College Via Webcam Stripping [23 PHOTOS]

Late yesterday, we stumbled upon this story from the Daily Mail, which reported on Emma Green, the 25 year old model who paid for college using the money she earned from webcam stripping. We at COED highly suggest every girl follow in this ambitious model’s high-heeled footsteps. Check out her hottest pics after the jump.

Susan Boyle PHOTOS

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Houston Photos

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Jordan Elway Photos

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COED’S Last Minute Holiday Gift Guide 2011

Newsflash big guy, you’ve got less than the 12 days of Christmas before the big day is here and if you’re someone who celebrates Hanukkah, then you’ve got even less time. If you haven’t figured out what you’re getting, don’t worry. Take a deep breath and check out our gift guide. We’ve got something for pretty much everyone, separated into six different categories: DVDs, Videogames, gifts for the nerd, swag for those who need to stay fresh, gear for those outdoorsy types, and some sound products for the audiophile. Check it out after the jump.

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