Drop Your Ball On This New Year’s Eve Playlist [FREE DOWNLOADS]

Whether you’re hosting a party or pre-gaming before hitting up the club, you need to bust out some tune-age. By now, most people are tired of hearing Party Anthem, so why not drop a ball of supremely unique beats and tracks from the peeps at RCRD LBL? Their NYE playlist features joints from Wild Light, The John Henrys, Class Actress, Doldrums, Atlas Sound, and The Internet (great band name). There’s no better way to guarantee a kiss at midnight. Send a one finger salute to ’11 after the jump.

The Top 8 of Everything in 2011 [THE CRACKED 64]

Cracked.com had their 8 editors give their top (which can mean best, memorable, or important) picks of 2011 in 8 categories – movies, TV, music, video games, people, internet clips, words, and photos. We got a chance to talk with Cracked.com Editor-in-Chief Jack O’Brien to give us his take on the top EVERYTHING of 2011. Check out his thoughts on sequels, Adele, Angry Birds, Tim Tebow, sexting, and the end of the world below.

Body Shot Babe Blowout [47 PHOTOS]

If you’re looking for a way to get particularly rowdy tonight, may I suggest a body shot for the lady? The professionals that you’ll see below are living proof there are few things more fun than hot girls licking alcohol off each other. The best part is, if they’re sweaty and taking tequila shots (is there any other?) – there’s no need for the added salt! Our bodies are amazing, aren’t they?

Playboy’s New Year’s Eve Party In Chicago Preview

Adam Brezak is the Playboy Campus Rep for Southern Illinois University. When he found out Playboy was throwing a huge New Year’s Eve bash in his hometown of Chicago, he emailed his boss, and a week later, received two tickets. The event will feature appearances by Baby Bash, Eva Simons, and playmate / DJ Summer Altice, who he’s planning to interview. Follor him on Twitter @AdamBrezak to see unreal twitpics. Click through to see what’s in store for Adam along with pics of the sizzling hot Summer Altice.

Goodbye 2011, Hello Asian Underboob [64 PHOTOS]

When it comes to New Year’s Eve, I feel like Asians (totally stereotyping here) know a lot about how to celebrate it in style. Apparently, they also know a lot about underboobs (coincidentally, not stereotypical) because these ladies are fantastic. Apparently, the Japanese even have a word for the type of reverse-cleavage, called shitapai. I know that it’s a real word because I googled it and a bunch of anime porn came up.

Fraturday Like It’s 2011 [14 PHOTOS]

If you’re not Fraturdaying into tomorrow night and you consider yourself a fratstar, go play in traffic. Even recent to not-so-recent college graduates have no excuse, as this Saturday has been on the books for awhile. The addition to the biggest blowout of the year combined with an already perfect excuse to get wild (Fraturday) makes for a duo more powerful than that time you made jungle juice with Everclear and NO X-Plode.

Drake Surprises Fan And Sings Karaoke Duet With Her [VIDEO]

Only in LA can Drake jump onstage with a girl singing lyrics to a song that he’s on and then have the girl not flub a single lyrics, maintain her composure, and keep the stage clear of people trying to mob the rapper. This all went down earlier in the week at Saddle Ranch, when Kuwaiti exchange student Dalal asked the bar if anyone knew the words to Drake’s verse on “What’s My Name.” The report failed to mention that the person holding the camera is also singing along and sounds like a dying deer.

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The Scary Cherry Popper’s Nightmare [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

This week we’re busting into the new year with three totally unique and exciting liquor brands, including: Hendrick’s Gin, Calico Jack Cherry Rum, and Agave Loco Tequila. So to all of you who were stupid enough to make your new year’s resolution a ban on drinking in 2012 this article is not for you. For the rest of you, make sure to check out our full reviews and mixed drink recipes after the jump.

Katy Perry’s Divorce Rings in the New Year [96 PHOTOS]

According to TMZ and the Associated Press, one of our editors is getting a late Christmas present because Katy Perry is going to be celebrating her New Year’s Eve alone! That’s right, comedian-who’s-convinced himself-that-he’s-actually-a-rock-and-roller Russell Brand filed for divorce on Friday, December 30th. Why Russell would want to divorce the woman who’s graced our Best Natural Breasts and Women Who Wow’d is anyone’s guess, but we’re busy trying to figure out where she’s going to be at midnight tomorrow.

The Top 5 Strangest Animal Sex Toys

It’s true, we’re no strangers to really disturbing sex toys. These animal sex toys really take the cake, though. While we applaud their makers for deterring actual goat-f*cking, they’re not helping to set a good standard. One company in particular, (I feel bad giving them unintentional press so I’m withholding their name here), makes dragon dildos. It makes sense though, how else were people supposed to get their freak on with dragons? If you’re still not scared to check out what other toys those zany zoophiles are using, we’ve got the five strangest animal sex toys after the jump!

How To Tell If A Girl Has Implants

One of the benefits of working at COED is that I get to see a lot of lovely ladies, naked or otherwise. During my time here, I’ve gotta say that I’ve seen some pretty epic racks, enough to know what I’m talking about. Still, after putting together the massive 60 Best Natural Breasts of 2011 I noticed that some of our readers simply didn’t believe that some of the girls were really au natural. Instead of attacking our devoted readers, I opted to instead educate. Now you can start the new year tomorrow with some knowledge that’s actually useful. Class begins after the jump!

59 Great Excuses To Celebrate Eliza Dushku’s Birthday

Possibly the only reason to admit to watching Bring It On, Eliza Dushku has been on the screen for longer than you can imagine (1994, True Lies, check it out). While she hasn’t been in a lot of memorable stuff lately, that doesn’t mean that our earlier years weren’t filled with fantasies of the beautiful girl-next-door. Eliza’s still looking as good as ever, so we figured that we’d show you more than some of what Eliza’s working with. Photos after the jump!

Bikini Barista Showdown: Foxy Lady vs. Knotty Bodies [PHOTOS, POLL]

The owner of bikini barista coffee shop Foxy Lady Inc is suing one of its bikini baristas – Ana Solivan – for breach of contract because she worked at competitor, Knotty Bodies. Turns out, Playboy Employee of the Month (and Special Editions model) Amber Jay, who I worked with at CollegeFest in Boston, used to work at Knotty Bodies. This is what it’s like when worlds collide. Anyway, we’ve got pics of each coffee shop’s bikini baristas below – but we need you to vote to determine who’s got the sexier servers. Click through to review and vote.

Freaky Friday: Gimme the Newt, Gimme The Newt Edition [23 PHOTOS]

Last week, we showed you a creepy Barack Obama mannequin, Courtney Stodden stealing Christmas, Gary Busey as Santa Claus, wtf taxidermy, and Lindsey Wixson looking bloody good. This week’s Freaky Friday features a ton of nudity, Spongebob Squarepants getting a lap dance, a wall of fangs, Therapist Frog, the Joker toddler and more. Begin your weekend with a whole lotta weird after the jump.

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