The Monday Stumble: Roommate Notes, Russian Bombs, Walmart Baby Shopping

No matter how positive you are, Mondays blow goats. No matter what you do, you just can’t get motivated to do anything productive. You’re literally and figuratively stumbling around, unfocused and aimless. Well, let us make your Monday productivity even worse! The Monday Stumble is when we take to StumbleUpon to stumble upon a bunch of random wtf photos. This week the nonsense includes great roommate signs, disarming Russian bombs, people of walmart, awkward moments with grandma, the best pillow ever and much more. Check ‘em out after the jump!

Playboy Cyber Girls of the Month – 2011 [GALLERY]

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Stevie’s Plaxico Impression, Witten Takes Down A Cheerleader, Novak’s Pissed [NFL WEEK 12]

In this week’s edition of NFL Upon Further Review, Stevie Johnson shoots himself in the leg for a celebration, Ndamukong Suh’s a big fan of Stomp, the Cowboys hate sweeties that tweet, the Titans reverse a kickoff return, punt returns were in supply for the Rams & Cards, Nick Novak relieves himself on the sidelines, and Jerome Simpson performs a flop that would make soccer players proud. Check out the week’s top highlights (and lowlights) then read our preview of tonight’s MNF contest between the Giants and Saints after the jump.

Miss COED: Kerstin Tuning [21 PHOTOS]

Kerstin is a 20 year old model living in San Jose. Born in Santa Cruz, she started modeling once she went to college in Palo Alto. Apparently, Kerstin is a third-generation model and is part German, English, Swedish, and Filipino. In terms of her work experience, this hot little number is a brand representative for GGD (or for the electronic-musically challenged, Gotta Dance Dirty). If you check their dirt page, you might be able to sneak a peek or two of some photos of her, but they aren’t tagged. We’ve done the hard work for you here though, so check out her pics and stats after the jump!

Manscape Science: Why You Can’t Shave Your Balls [VIDEO]

If I’m ever really looking to get laid, there are a few things I can do to really get the ball rolling. Seeing as how it’s only a mental game (obviously women are attracted to me), I think that preparation is important. One of these premating rituals may or may not include some trimming, but it doesn’t involve combing. That’s because I learned about something called the Harry Ball theorem in college. Yes, I actually went to class; no, I didn’t make that name up. Let’s start the week by learning something after the jump!

Why You Don’t Scare People [VIDEO]

Wow, really didn’t see that one coming. When I was a kid, I used to be a really big d*ck because I used to love to hide and wait for people to scare. I’m not sure why I used to get so much pleasure out of it, but after seeing this clip I don’t think I’m ever going to do that again. Check out the serious prank fail after the jump!

Who Ya Got: Cam Newton or Tim Tebow? [POLL]

The majority of pro football pundits don’t believe in Tim Tebow, but after pulling out another big win in OT against the division rival Chargers, it’s hard to deny Jesus Jr’s got “it”. His passing numbers are way less than stellar but it’s his ability to run with the ball that keeps the Mile High guys in the W column. On the flip side of the coin, you have Cam Newton, who’s putting up ridiculous record-breaking numbers for a rookie QB but only has a 3-8 record to show for it. So, who would you rather have at QB – Tim or Cam? Check out each player’s highlights then vote in our poll after the jump pass.

Monika Pietrasinska Pulverizes Peens For V.O.V.A. Lingerie [18 PHOTOS]

Monika Pietrasinska is a Polish boner-popper who BroBible has called, “The hardest working bikini model”. It must be hard work for the dudes on the set of her photo shoots to not run off to the bathroom for some alone time. According to a hasty Google search that led me to Wikipedia, she’s on the cover of Playboy’s “Sexy Summer Girls” special edition magazine. What’s great about her is she’s good to go year-round. She’s not a Sam Adams seasonal. Recently, pics from her shoot for Latvian lingerie maker V.O.V.A. hit the webnet and somehow it didn’t blow the WWW to smithereens. Check ‘em out after the jump.

15 of the Best Red Flags About Women

We love SNL’s Digital Shorts and the one titled, “Red Flag” was spot on. In the clip, Kristen Wiig plays a woman in a red dress who doled out a healthy helping of red flags to watch out for but there are hundreds more. Luckily, there’s a site that lets you know the best of the worst, 100RedFlags.com. It’s helpful for dudes and chicks. Guys can bail on girls who boast these traits and chicks can reform their red flaggy ways. It’s a win-win for everyone. So, working together with the guys at 100 Red Flags, we came up with 15 of the best red flags about women. Check ‘em out after the jump and leave your best ones in the comments section.

Sex-Tape Star SueLyn Medeiros Revealed [29 PHOTOS]

That’s right, SueLyn Medeiros is the newest girl to have a stolen sex-tape released on the internet. I’m against theft of any kind, but at least these people release their stolen goods to the good people of the internet. They’re like the Robin Hood of porn; stolen, feel dirty for watching, *ss for days porn. Apparently, SueLyn is ‘known’ for being a rap music video star but I guess this isn’t the kind of spotlight she wanted, seeing as she’s suing the website that originally posted it. Don’t look a gift-horse in the mouth, sweety. See what it did for Kim Kardashian?

Make A Leftovers Shake For Sunday Funday [13 PHOTOS]

I know that sometimes it can be hard to get the crew together to Sunday Funday (yes, it can be a verb). Your friends will have endless excuses: they partied like a rock star the night before, they plan on watching some football in peace and quiet, or you’re just friends with p*ssies. Remind them that when you Sunday Funday, you get drunk really early which leads to going to sleep early, which means you wake up on Monday with less of a hangover. Hopefully you’ve had a pretty epic and long weekend, so why end it like a chump? Put on that outfit you left at your mom’s house (the one you swore you’d never wear again) and get after it after the jump!

5 Celebs You’d Never Guess Used To Be On SNL

Saturday Night Live has jump-started many-a-career, from Chris Rock to Adam Sandler, to Well Ferrell and Jimmy Fallon. However, there have been some household names for which SNL was simply a pit stop, their stints on the show going widely unrecognized and for the most part forgotten. Nevertheless, at one point each of these actors decided to try their hands at sketch comedy, although none of their appearances lasted much longer than a Kardashian wedding. After the jump, check out a group of celebs you would have never guessed used to be on SNL!

Belt Bra Babe Blowout [68 PHOTOS]

I know that there’s a whole lotta “B”s in that title, but I promise that this gallery is mostly full of C’s or D’s. That’s right, these sexy girls are showing you their keen fashion sense and more than a little skin by covering themselves with only a belt. I was aware that belts were supposed to keep pants up, but I didn’t know they could hold up other things too. Check out the best female-innovation since the handbra in the gallery after the jump. I bet you’ll be reaching to take off your own belt soon enough.

Paint A Fraturday Masterpiece, Vincent van Brogh [14 PHOTOS]

Freedom and Fraternities: two of the greatest things that America can offer the world. COED helps to celebrate the day known as Fraturday by bringing you the frattiest of fratographs. You can celebrate Fraturday in almost any way, shape or form so long as those ways, shapes, or forms involve alcohol. Keep in mind that Bros can be artists too – they love to paint stuff with their urine and the blood of GDI’s. I dare you to tell the two dudes above that ink doesn’t look good. Check out more Fraturday nonsense after the jump!

New Ultimate Warrior Show Is Just As Crazy As He Is [VIDEO]

Just like everyone trying to make a comeback, The Ultimate Warrior figured it would be a good idea to make a reality show. After watching this little clip, I’m not sure exactly what the purpose is but it looks like it’s his job to try to make sissy little emo children into men. He makes them work out, sprint, lift, anything he can to make them puke in a bucket that he conveniently brought along. He might not be able to wrestle anymore, but the Ultimate Warrior still can run his mouth like a professional.

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