Leave Your Party Pants On For Sunday Funday [14 PHOTOS]

I know that sometimes it can be hard to get the crew together to Sunday Funday (yes, it can be a verb). Your friends will have endless excuses: they partied like a rock star the night before, they plan on watching some football in peace and quiet, or you’re just friends with p*ssies. Remind them that when you Sunday Funday, you get drunk really early which leads to going to sleep early, which means you wake up on Monday with less of a hangover. If this guy can stick a f*cking shotglass in his ear, you can put a shot in your stomach. Whether or not you puke it up is irrelevant. Just look to the people in the gallery after the jump for inspiration.

The One Positive Thing About the 2011 Philadelphia Eagles Is… [VIDEO]

Someone who’s not even on the team. That’s right, the best part of their season is this old guy freestyling in their parking lot. Poor player performance, mind boggling play calling, stupid penalties and crushing losses have continuously made Eagles Nation scratch their heads. This guy just doesn’t seem to care. He’s apparently a retired corrections officer who gained his rapping skills in the 80′s while rapping to the inmates. All these years later and the guy can still drop a sick freestyle. Stallworth jersey guy in the background, get a new jersey and stop trying to steal the guys’ spotlight. Check out the fraiche beats after the jump!

Luisana Lopilato Tops The Week In Re-Boob

There’s a whole lotta boob on the internet, and you probably missed a pair or two. We’re offering you the chance to check out all the great photos released on the interweb before a whole new onslaught hits you next week. It’s hard work, but we think you’re up for it. Just take it one click at a time. This week, we feature Luisana Lopilato, Adriana Lima, Brooklyn Decker, Amy Childs, Mila Jovovich and much more. Check out the full hotness after the jump!

Linebacker U: Penn State’s Greatest Linebackers

The football program that now will likely forever be known for the alleged actions of Jerry Sandusky and the cover-up used to be known for their outstanding linebacker prospects. Known as Linebacker U, Penn State’s football program was home to the development of some of college football’s greatest defensive players. Since I’m so f*cking sick of hearing people including (ESPN analysts whose f*cking job depends on the sport) talking about how the game should be cancelled (and thereby punishing the seniors who celebrated ‘Senior Day’), I figured now would be a good time to highlight some of the best players that had nothing to do with the tragedy. Check out the people who helped PSU become Linebacker U over the years.

Knockout Babes For Pacquiao-Marquez III [97 PHOTOS]

This Saturday, Manny Pacquiao and Juan Manuel Marquez are going to square off for the third time since 2004. The first fight was a draw, the second Pacquaio pulled off, and this one promises to be of epic proportions. Over the years, these guys have developed quite the rivalry over the years and tonight Pacquiao’s WBO Welterweight Title Belt is on the line. While you should invite your friends over to help you split the Pay-Per-View bill, we’re giving you these fight-night knockout babes for free. I suggest looking at these pics before they come over.

Make Sure This Fraturday Is He-Broic [14 PHOTOS]

Freedom and Fraternities: two of the greatest things that America can offer the world. COED helps to celebrate the day known as Fraturday by bringing you the frattiest of fratographs. You can celebrate Fraturday in almost any way, shape or form so long as those ways, shapes, or forms involve alcohol. These bros chose good ol’ fashion Edward 40-Hands. I’d bet my pledge’s life that guy with the Julius Peppers jersey won for the sole reason that he’s the only person not wearing clothes by Afflicted. Whatever it is you choose to do on this particular Fraturday, make sure to go H.A.M. because before you know it, the weekend will be over. Don’t be a hobrophobe and check out the gallery after the jump!

I Am Legitimately Surprised That There Are Fat Prius Drivers [VIDEO]

Wait. What? There are fat people driving the Prius? I thought those cars were only reserved for the health conscious. Anyways, people like this are the absolute worst. Yes, we know you drive a Prius and that you are trying to save the planet, blah blah blah… Lady, you’re ruining it for every decent person that’s just doing their part silently. I honestly think she was just upset that she realized that she was being filmed without having done her makeup. It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that it’s difficult for her to get in and out of her little car. Check out Little Miss Piggy freaking out after the jump (which coincidentally is something she’s not able to do).

Isabel Lucas Is Today’s Daily Snapshot

The Daily Snapshot is our round up of the day’s hottest women on the web. In this edition, we feature The Immortal’s Isabel Lucas, blondes to make your Friday go faster, fit girls wearing tight-fitting yoga pants, Angel Hott modeling some lingerie for you, Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Kelsi Reich, ex-Gonzaga Cheerleading captain Aiko Christine, the best of Playboy’s #FriskyFriday twitpics, Loaded Magazine’s hot pictorial of Amy Childs, and The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Adriana de Moura. Check out the full hotness after the jump!

12 Funny Photos & Animated Gifs of Mark Sanchez [PLUS SOME FUN FACTS]

November 11th is Mark Sanchez’s birthday. On this day, the Jets signal caller turns 25. Mark’s acquired a number of nicknames over the years – Sanchize, The Dirty, and most recently Flinchez for his embarrassing display against the Bills in Week 9. Being the top gun in New York is no walk in the park and Sanchez has handled most of the criticism and skepticism fairly well. From the backlash over his homoerotic photos in GQ to eating a hot dog during a game to banging a 17-year-old, it seems Mark’s been a marked man. Through it all, though, he’s kept winning ball games – none of which were pretty but a W’s a W. As long as he keeps avoiding Ls, he’ll keep getting T&A even after chicks see our birthday gift to him – funny pics and gifs of #6. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Washington’s Hottest Women Help Us Celebrate The Evergreen State’s 122nd Anniversary [PHOTOS]

November 11th marks the 122nd anniversary of Washington becoming the 42nd state admitted to the Union. Approximately 60% of Washington’s residents live in the Seattle area and let me tell ya, they’re not lying about the rain. Sh*t is like a leaky faucet you can’t turn off. I know Missy hates it but I love the rain and even I got tired of it. Anyway, Washington’s also the second most populous state on the west coast after California. This would explain why there’s so many hot women who live there. It’s a numbers game really. So, in honor of its statehood, let’s take a look at its hottest women in our gallery after the jump.

The 8 Types of People Who Need Corrupting

There will always be those people out there that are just too good to be true. They’ll make you look bad just because they’re that innocent. More often than not, they just make me nauseous, but every so often they’re trying to cover up the absolute evil within. With me, you know where I stand: I’m just a flat-out d*ck. I haven’t raped children, nor have I gone around preaching to people that “God hates f*gs” while I secretly attend crystal-meth fueled homosexual orgies. I’m not saying that these 8 types of people have, I’m just saying they need to stop being so uptight. Trust me guys, it’s more fun.

Snow White and the Huntsman Looks Bad-ass [TRAILER]

Holy f***ing fairy tale, y’all! Talk about completely going flip mode on whatever you remembered about the seven dwarves and sh*t – this is straight bananas. First of all, Charlize Theron, you need to give me a call. You can suck the life out of me any day of the week. Second of all, I’m not a huge fan of Kristen Stewart mostly because she’s just too damn emo / hipster for my tastes but there’s no arguing she can be hot as balls when she gives more than that one dumbfounded, mouth-breathing look. I believe it’s called, “Blue Steel”. And then you have Hemsworth wieldin’ axes and sh*t. Sign me up. Oh, it’ snot coming out ’til Summer of 2012? Great, I feel like I just got a bad reaction from Viagra. Check it out after the jump.

Who Should Be Miss COED November 2011?

This past week we crowned our Miss COED October 2011. Now it’s time to choose our Miss COED for November 2011. We present you with all Miss COEDs of the Day from October and ask you to vote for your favorite. We’ve got Tempe12 models, Playboy models, go-go dancers, singers, tall girls, short girls, curvy girls, and inked girls, but only one can take home the title. Check out each chick’s gallery then vote for your favorite in our poll after the jump.

Gimme S’More Cherry Popper, Voodoo Doctor [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Sipping the latest and greatest spirits on earth each week is hard work! Night in and night out, we pour drink after drink attempting to figure out what these liquor companies have done right and what they’ve done wrong. Our conclusion, as always, is they’ve gone wrong by not sending enough liquor… What they’ve done right is a little more complicated. So make sure to read our full reviews of Smirnoff Fluffed Marshmallow Vodka, Jeremiah Weed Cherry Mash Bourbon, and Southern Comfort Fiery Pepper after the jump.

The 101 Beautiful Celebrity Butts [PICS]

We’re no strangers to beautiful butts – we especially love the ones covered in sand or on boats. However, we’ve just hit the tip of the butt iceberg – there’s a bevy of beautiful celebrity butts online! Every day sites like Maxim, GorillaMask, theCHIVE, Brobible, Egotastic, TheSmokingJacket, Heavy, Esquire, Popoholic, Guyism and TMZ pump out new pics of all-star rumps, so we hand-picked the top 101. Sir Mix-a-Lot would be super proud of us. Check out the best of the butt below.

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