Busted! 16 Collegiate Superstars Who Never Lived Up To Their Hype

In college sports, things are different. There’s less pressure, no paycheck and the athletes are also (kinda of) students no matter how many off the field benefits they’re getting from boosters. In the pros, all those Heismans and school records don’t mean anything anymore. It’s put up or shut up time and it’s a proving ground for anyone who thought that they were going to be playing in the big leagues. Well, for these athletes, those college awards are just about the only thing on their fireplace because they turned out to be total busts. Check out who made the cut below!

Night of the Living Zombie Boob [87 PHOTOS]

Is everyone sick of zombies yet? We can’t go an hour without seeing or hearing about them. Seems every other movie, TV show, and/or video game features ‘em. We feel like it’s only a matter of time before they jump the zombified shark, right? Probably not. The Walking Dead got renewed for a third season and one of the most anticipated movies of 2012 is World War Z (as in Zombie). So, instead of fighting the living undead, we’re going to embrace them, especially the ones with killer racks. Check out what we mean with our mega gallery of zombie boobs after the jump.

5 Clubhouse Partiers That Put Boston’s Pitching Staff To Shame

The Red Sox collapse has gotten a ton of coverage and the blame seems to have shifted almost entirely to the revelation that Jon Lester, Josh Beckett and John Lackey drank beers and ate fried chicken during the game on their days off. While it might seem crazy to the novice fan, their antics pale in comparison to these five in-game partiers. Watch the Red Sox pitchers in Kevin Fowler’s “Hell Yeah, I Like Beer” music video then check out our list of top 5 in-game partiers below. Let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Goes Nackt For Vogue Germany’s November Issue [PHOTOS]

Last week, a bunch of sources reported that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley covered Vogue Germany’s November 2011 issue. The majority of those reports indicated that she posed “nude”. After seeing these pics from the shoot, it makes me about as hot-blooded as I was when Heidi Montag’s Playboy pictorial published. Implied nudity is hot, don’t get me wrong, but when you see “nude” or “naked” just hanging out all by its lonesome without a qualifier, it really grinds my gears. She has a f***ing trenchcoat on, guys. She’s probably wearing a super mini micro g-string to cover her one pube in that one pic. Anyway, check ‘em out for yourself and let us know what you think in the comments after the jump

Trick-or-Toke: Halloween’s Anti-Pot Message [WEEDLY COLUMN]

Lean in close around this cyber-campfire so you may better hear a scary story, the likes of which will wake you up at night and compel you to toss your stash in fear of dreaded weed monsters (indeed, their hair may very well be dreadlocked – oh, the horror!). About 33 years ago as of yesterday, a film about a certain knife-wielding individual named Michael Myers, who liked to go around stabbing babysitters to death, reared his ugly mask. But what was his true intent? Check out this week’s Halloweedly post as our resident stoner gives his take on the holiday classic after the jump!

Miss COED: Jessica CheNelle [18 PHOTOS]

Jessica’s a 21 year old Latina model living in Riverside, CA. Not surprisingly, Jess has been featured on HottestLatinaInAmerica and GuitarSpy (April ’11). Guys, this one is a real steal because not only is she really hot but she also works for football blog FootballPHDs. She’s the AFC West Researcher, so we’ll look past the fact that she’s chosen the Chargers to go to the Super Bowl. What we can’t look past (or choose not to) is her dancing skills. At night, this little number puts on her best boots and bikinis and goes out Go-Go dancing. Maybe she can teach the Bolts a thing or two about TD celebrations. Check out her pics and stats after the jump.

Campaign Ad Showdown: Ed Lee vs. Herman Cain [VIDEO, POLL]

By now, you’ve all seen the Herman Cain ad that features his Chief of Staff Mark Block puffin’ on a ciggie. That’s pretty out of left field. It’s got that subtle WTF aesthetic that apparently worked because everyone’s talking about it. But, for our money, your WTF-ness needs to be completely over the top awesome. Cut to: Ed Lee, who’s the current interim mayor seeking election. Dude decided to feature MC Hammer remixing 2 Legit 2 Quit, and has Brian Wilson rocking some serious leather Hammer pants. Check it out after the jump then vote in our poll.

Georgia Salpha is Today’s Daily Snapshot

The Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features Georgia Salpha, hot brazilian twins Bia and Branca Feres, Halloween twitpics from Playmates, the 400th issue of Nuts, another perfect Page 3 Girl, purple lingerie, and Cora Skinner saluting hot Halloween outfits. Check out the full hotness after the jump.

Flying Spaghetti Monster Approves These WTF Pics For World Pasta Day

October 25th is World Pasta Day. When we think of pasta, we think of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), the deity of the parody religion the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster aka Pastafarianism. It was created by Bobby Henderson who used it in a letter protesting the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to permit the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to evolution in public school science classes. According to Bobby, an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe and pirates are revered as the original Pastafarians. So, break out the collander and eye patch for these funny, wtf pics of pasta for World Pasta Day.

5 Reasons Why Halloween Is The Easiest Holiday To Hook Up

Don’t worry you’ve still got time. I’d say around 4 weeks. That’s when “cuffing season” begins. What’s cuffing season? It’s when you “hole up” for the winter; when you’re more likely to end up locked / knocked up than hooking up. Halloween’s your last (and best) chance to have the hook up of the year. So, get your True Blood inspired costumes on and covered in (probably) fake blood for my top 5 reasons why Halloween is the easiest holiday to hook up.

If Only Occupy Wall Street Protesters Looked Like This [114 PHOTOS]

We’ve already shown you how to occupy HER wall street – a guide to getting laid by the 99% – along with the movement’s freaks and hot chicks. But, despite all that, many claim their efforts have fallen on deaf ears. May we suggest the girls adopt the methods of FEMEN, the Ukrainian protest group that voices their concerns by going topless? We’ve said before and we’ll say again, Hell no, we won’t go, until you show us boobs. You want the job done right, make sure those nips are in full sight. Check out how to make a difference in our gallery after the jump.

What If Batman and The Joker Were An Old Lesbian Couple?

Batman is one of the most iconic comic book heroes in history and his battles with The Joker have been things of legend. Now, what if Batman and the Joker were an old lesbian couple instead of arch-nemeses? There would be a lot more dildos and batsuits with nipples, that’s for d*mn sure. The Joker would trade in his purple suit for a purple suit made of flannel and the batcave would reek of fish even though their aren’t any fish to be found in the batcave. Read on for more compelling logic after the jump.

Ciara’s 50 Sexiest Goodies For Her Birthday [PHOTOS]

Ciara’s unleashed her goodies on the world numerous times and we’re here to show you examples. On October 25th, Ciara celebrates her 26th birthday. The Grammy-winning, Austin-born, Atlanta native known as the Princess of Crunk&B has sold more than 7 million albums worldwide and has numerous top ten hits. To celebrate her special day, we’ve put together this gallery of her sexiest photos from Vibe, Maxim, Hype, and others. Happy Birthday Ciara! Check out her goodies after the jump.

You Must Be This High To Get These Marijuana Tattoos [63 PHOTOS]

Whatever name you want to give it, marijuana is everywhere. It’s in your head shops (sorry, I forgot they’re for tobacco use only), it’s in your neighbor’s house, it’s even on people’s skin. That’s right, people everywhere are rocking some serious ganja tattoos. I’m going out on a limb here and guessing that these people chose to get inked up because they really support the ’420 movement,’ not because they were “blacked out” high. Quick warning: if you thought that people rocking The Dude tattoos were out of shape, keep in mind these people are pot-heads (read: stereotypically lazy). Regardless, make sure you check out these toke-n pot tats below.

Lindsay Lohan Will Pose For Playboy! [PHOTOS]

After years of Playboy begging LiLo to pose for the leading men’s entertainment mag, the troubled 25 year old has finally caved in for the low low price of $1 million. While some of us say it’s about 5 years too late, the majority of men are more than happy Sam-Ron’s ex has come to her senses. Of course, she’s already posed nude for a couple other mags – including a turn as Marilyn Monroe, so this isn’t completely shocking. In preparation for what’s sure to blow the pants off every man on Earth, we ask that you peruse her hottest photos and imagine what those bad boys will look like in the open air. Check ‘em out after the jump.

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