How To Occupy HER Wall Street: A Guide To Getting Laid By The 99%

By Neal

EDITOR: I used to work at Playboy as a Marketing Manager in the Ad Sales group at the New York office near Central Park. In that same office was Rocky Rakovic, an Editor who’s a Seton Hall grad and an avid Patriots fan. We’ve both moved on: me to COED, and he to Inked magazine. With Occupy Wall Street goin’ down, Rocky found himself in the area and passed along his thoughts. If you’ve ever had the urge to bone a hot protester, but never knew how to approach it, Rocky’s got some pointers. Check ‘em out below.

I was walking around Wall Street last night and what I saw was a lot of media, very few police officers, some protesters and mostly gawkers like myself. I also witnessed a butt load of guys trying to get into the corduroys of cause-head college girls, here’s what was working.

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