10 Jobs That Will Change You For The Worse

Here in America, people can choose pretty much whatever job they want. As long as you get an appropriate education, work hard and keep a good head on your shoulders, your future is what you want it to be. But there are some jobs out there that are guaranteed to wither that charming personality of yours into a bitter, nasty dickwad. Whether it’s long hours, dealing with other nastier co-workers, or just the supreme authority and invincibility that comes along with the territory, these jobs will morph you into f***ing @sshole. Check ‘em out after the jump.

How To Be The Last Man Standing In A Drink-a-thon

You’ve probably heard the expression it’s a marathon, not a sprint. Never has an expression held truer than when embarking on a long day (or night) of drinking. There are several reasons why you should pace yourself. A) When all other dudes drop like flies, you’ll be the guy girls go to to get off. B) You get to billboard the sh*t out of everyone else – let your inner artist fly. C) Bragging rights. So, if any or all of those things appeal to you then you need to read on…after the jump.

CANNOT UNSEE: Epic Beer Bellies That’ll Make You Boot [80 PHOTOS]

After a nice long weekend of boozing and eating the fattiest foods in the world, you sink into a deep state of depression when you look down and can’t find your weiner. You feel like you’ve got a baby on board and the Jersey Shore marathon where Sitch and Ronnie have their shirts off 24/7 isn’t helping things. Well, do what we do, stare at fatties way fatter than you. There are a select few hotties out there who love to rub a good beer belly. Those women exist only in movies. To help you cope, we’ve put together this gallery of epic beer bellies. Check it out after the vomit.

Kendra Wilkinson and Quinn the AXE Mannequin [PHOTOS]

… Click to read more

5 Telltale Signs You’re Getting Laid Tonight

Dating. It means different things to different people. There’s traditional type dating (or courting as my 82 year-old grandmother calls it) and then there’s the more modern version of it — maybe a couple of dinners but mostly hanging at a bar/someone’s house until the good stuff happens. But no matter what school of thought you belong to in terms of dating, the signs that things are going good/bad remain constant. You don’t need to be an expert to figure them out. You just need to have two eyes and second grade common sense. Check out our refresher course after the jump.

A Bunch of Blue-Eyed, Black-Haired Beauties [60 PHOTOS]

Beauty is a mysterious thing. What one person sees as attractive, another person sees as hideous. (Or something like that…) But one set of traits that few people can deny is the ultra-sexy dark hair and light eyes combo. Something in our monkey brains scream with lust when presented with a woman possessing these traits. So move over blond hair and blue e… Click to read more

Is That The Holy Spirit In You, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me? [VIDEO]

I saw this commercial yesterday for Christian Mingle, a Christian dating website, and had to laugh to myself. The parody commercial for Christian Casual Encounters is even better: “It was really important for me to find someone with similar Christian beliefs, as well as find someone that was into Double A / Double V Gag-Sex.” Wait until 0:45, you’ll bust a gut. Check out the video after the jump!

How To Get The Most Out Of Your Fake ID

So, you got a fake ID. You’re one of the lucky few to inherit an actual old ID from a friend or family member. But you’re 6’3″ and your ID says you’re 5’8″. You’re boned, right? Wrong. Truth is if you’re smart about where you go (the place that actually ACCEPTS fake IDs), getting in is more a matter of mind over government-issued materials. Follow our basic steps to using a fake and you’ll be in the clear. Read on after the jump.

Cheer Up Sad Keanu, It’s Your Birthday! [95 PHOTOS]

September 2nd is Keanu Reeves birthday! The One turns 47 in 2011. Keanu’s had many memorable roles in a ton of classic movies but none of those compare to his part as the world’s most photoshopped meme titled, “Sad Keanu”. Can you imagine sitting on a bench, enjoying a sandwich, lost in your thoughts then having that photo BLOWING UP on the internet? So simple yet so poignant. Anyway, we can’t believe Sad Keanu’s still so sad. Just look at where he’s been! He’s made cameos in the most popular movies, appeared on the best TV shows, hung with politicians and even tamed the planet’s most peculiar animals. Need proof? Just check out our gallery of quite possibly the greatest internet meme ever created after the jump.

Drunk Girls Getting Pantsed [80 PHOTOS]

I gotta believe that getting pantsed has to be the lowest form of humiliation a guy can suffer. Let’s just say a friend of ours in high school got a little tipsy and let down his guard and now everyone in his class knows how cold Mrs. Finn’s basement can get. While pantsing a dude can end in red faces and black eyes, pantsing a girl is just good ol’ fashioned (and super f***ing hot) fun. I mean, LOOK at what this chick is rocking under her pants! She’s like Spider-Woman. Anyway, check out more wholesome de-pantsing of the fairer gender in our gallery after the jump.

Freakin’ Funny Money For The US Treasury’s Birthday [69 PHOTOS]

September 2nd marks the 222nd anniversary of the creation of the United Stated Department of the Treasury. With the economy going up and down more than the world’s fastest blowjay artist, the US dollar is better off being used as toilet paper. But, before you wipe your derrier with dead presidents, maybe you should release your artistic side and deface them. If you need inspiration, check out our gallery of graffiti-laced legends after the jump.

2011 College Football Cheerleader Showdown: Week 1

After months of seeing the game of college football take its lumps, the 2011 season is finally all up in your TV sets stealing your time. The action actually got underway last night (September 1st) with a bunch of blowouts and one OT contest between the Orangemen and the Deacons. There are only 2 games on the docket for tonight (9/2), so we’re going to preview the top 5 games to watch this weekend. Check ‘em out below and let us know your thoughts in the comments.

Say Goodbye To Summer With 21 Simmering Hot Photo Galleries Of Sexy Girls!

Uh, what the H happened to summer? Did we just black out / time travel the past 3 months? Labor Day could be the sh*ttiest of sh*tshows and we mean that in the most praise-worthy way. It’s the last chance – the culmination of all your summer partying efforts. No more time to waste – you gotta go out in a blaze of glory. We’re talking Bucket List type sh*t. To get you in the mood, we’re bidding adios to the sexiest season with 21 photo galleries of sexy girls doing summer things like washing cars in bikinis, rocking microkinis, and Jell-O wrestling to name a few. Check ‘em out after the jump then let us know what you’ll miss most in the comments!

Take Country Roads To Holy Hell With Tennessee Bee [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Thanks to our good friends over at Jack Daniel’s, Dragon Bleu, and Highwood Distillery we’re proudly bringing you our 40th consecutive installment of Drinks of the Week – your weekly injection of booze facts and knowledge. This week we take a look at Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey, Dragon Bleu – Penja Pepper Vodka, and White Owl Whisky. Sit back and make sure to check out our full reviews and tasty drink recipes after the jump!

El Salvador Celebrates Volcanic Eruption By Fighting With Fireballs [VIDEO]

This fireball fight video is the best thing to come from El Salvador since… well, ever. I can’t think of a better way to celebrate a volcano that destroyed your whole city than by really sticking it to natural disasters and trying to burn that motherf*cker down yourself. Check out the heated action – along with the only known El Salvadorian juggalo in existence – after the jump.

« Previous Page — Next Page »