Wrap It Up: Rachel Uchitel Is Happy Her Fiance Died In 9/11 Edition

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Tiger Woods “#1″ mistress is suing publications that ran a story suggesting she was happy her fiance died in 9/11, Eddie Murphy will host the Oscars, Soulja Boy apologized the troops, Caroline Wozniacki did Rafael Nadal, Justin Bieber crossed up Steve Nash, Kevin Durant’s tattoo might be more hideous than Maryland’s uniforms, Chuck Norris & JCVD might join Expendables 2, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

AXE College Football Bucket List Week 1: Oregon vs LSU [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

COED and Quinn the AXE mannequin are on a 6-week mission to cross items off our AXE College Football Bucket List. We kicked off the tour at the Cowboys Classic in Arlington, TX with Oregon taking on LSU. The showdown brought out ESPN’s College GameDay crew so we made sure to arrive very early in the morning to check out the tailgate scene. Later on, we watched the Tigers beat the favored Ducks in a high energy game that had the entire nation pumped. The bigger question, however, was: were we able to complete the bucket list? Find out after the jump.

Tiffany Crystal Is Arm-Bratastic & Side-booberrific For #TiffanyTuesday

We asked you guys to tweet questions to our newest sexpert Tiffany Crystal (@Tiff_Crystal w/ hash-tag #TiffanyTuesday) in exchange for a new super sexy pic of her posing with an “I ♥ COED” sticker. You guys came through and so did our Miss COED with solid answers and a scintillating sidebooberrific photo. In this week’s Q&A session, Tiffany gives hints as to how to pick up a girl like her, how to broach the topic of sex, and oral sex from strangers. Check ‘em out after the jump.

He Said / She Said: The 13 Worst Places To Have Sex

Last week, we showed you our top picks for the best places to have sex and embedded a poll asking you what your top pick would be. As of this article’s publication, 40% of you selected “On a balcony overlooking a city” far outpacing the second place vote getter “In an outdoor shower”, which collected 13% of the total vote. Of the “Other” write-in votes, “on a beach” and “in a car” were the most popular. Allow us to explain why those 2 and a handful of others are the worst in our slideshow after the jump.

Drunk College Girls Behaving Badly [110 PHOTOS]

With college back in session for the majority of schools across the country, Facebook’s photo uploads should be getting a whole lot spicier. Freshman girls who can’t handle themselves when drunk will choose to ‘handle’ other girls. To give you a preview of the awesomeness to come in the first full month of parent-less parties on campuses nationwide, we’ve put together this gallery of hot college chicks living out every man’s fantasy getting wasted and wild. Check it out after the jump.

Protect Your Smart Phone From The Elements With Eco Pod

When going on a potentially hazardous trip (not your in-laws, real danger), it’s important to have your cell phone with you. The issue that always comes up is that you’re nervous that your phone could accidentally fall in the water or crack open on a rock. That’s why you need the Eco Pod, a case that 100% encloses and protects your phone / mobile device from the elements. Read more after the jump.

Real Life Barbie Girls For Barbie Doll Day [70 PHOTOS]

On September 6th, 1959, Mattel sold the first ever Barbie doll. The big breasted, tiny waisted, long legged figurine has given girls complexes for decades, prompting feminists everywhere to call for its ban. To them we say, chill out. If a woman wants to rock platinum blonde locks, big pouty lips, humongous fake t*ts, and ridiculous measurements, let ‘em. You don’t see us protesting the fugly trolls at a taping of The View – it’s their choice to crush tons of cupcakes. Previously, we showed you Barbie dolls behaving badly, now we present real life Barbie girls. Hopefully, they’re not into dudes without genitals. Check ‘em out in our gallery after the jump.

GIF TV, Book-A-Minute Classics, Female Fighters In Reasonable Armor [Websites of the Week]

At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest and most WTF sh*t on the interwebs. With our “Websites of the Week” column, we’ve done just that. If you’re looking to murder some time, you can’t do any better than our suggestions. This week’s sites feature GIFs aplenty, an even better resource for Sparknotes users, and badass babes with breast-plates. Check out some of the best sites on the web after the jump!

COED Fist Pumps At The Jersey Shore’s GuidoFest III [PHOTOS, VIDEOS]

We originally couldn’t attend the third annual GuidoFest in Manasquan but thanks to Hurricane Irene, it was pushed to this past Saturday (September 3rd). For $10, you gain entry to a shore house’s backyard that included about a dozen kegs, 3 ice luges, several Gatorade buckets of jungle juice, a DJ from the world headquarters for guidos (DJais in Belmar), a roof made for hot girls dancing, and a porch that was perfect for stage dives. Check out pics and videos from the party after the jump.

Miss COED: Karin Noelle [14 PHOTOS]

You’d think a hottie like Karin Noelle would be too busy crushing abs at the gym and/or posing in front of a mirror to play any sports. Wrong again, buddy. Now that Labor Day Weekend is over, Karin won’t stop tweeting about her upcoming snow-boarding trip to Killington. It’s a shame that the former Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week (December 13, 2010) and Miss Howard Stern TV (August 2010) is going to be covered up, but for now we’ll gawk at the current Ms. Motorsports 2011 in her skimpier attire. Make sure to check out her schedule of appearances here and peep her pics and stats after the jump.

A Tribute to Jessica Simpson’s Double D’s [53 PHOTOS]

The Daily Sun is reporting that “Sexual Napalm” Jessica Simpson will be getting NEW breasts! Smaller ones, that is. The singer / “actress” is sick of her DD boobs and wants to get them reduced. Total bummer. This means we’ll most likely see less animated gifs of her jiggling jumblies and she’ll no longer be a part of our … Click to read more

Techno Wizard Is The New Face Of Jagermeister [VIDEO]

I thought that I had seen it all at Electric Zoo, and then I saw this legendary geezer. Not only is he the lone old-head at a banging techno show, but electro-wizard has a wand that looks like it’s filled with mead. Beer’s not an option when there’s hard liquor around, because this dude makes a bottle of Jager apparate and then proceeds to take that bottle to his face – all while wearing the cap as a monocle. Only at an electronic music show can you see this craziness. Check to the video after the jump.

You’ll Need Rehab After Seeing These Las Vegas Pool Party Girls [103 PHOTOS]

Temperatures are beginning to cool down in most parts of the US, but in Las Vegas things are heating up but good. From Rehab at the Hard Rock to the Bungalows at the Palms Pool, thousands of scantily-clad cuties descend daily on Vegas’ high-end pool clubs to dance and play in the cascading waterfalls and topless pool areas. It’s like something out of a Big Daddy Kane video. And although Vegas’s motto is “What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas” fortunately for you, these photos didn’t. Check ‘em out after the jump.

23 Over-The-Top Tailgates [PHOTOS]

Smell that? No, it’s not the cheese you just cut, it’s the cheeseburgers on the grill in a parking lot. That’s right, it’s tailgate time. With football season kicking off, hoards of party-friendly fans stake their claim to claim their steak as they gear up for the big game. Of course, you could be content setting up a grill and some lawn chairs and call it a day or you could turn up the dial and completely blow out your next tailgate like the people in these game-changing pics. Consider yourself challenged! Check ‘em out after the jump.

Fantastic Bodypainted Fanatics [57 PHOTOS]

Bodypaint is the straight balls, y’all. And with a good bodypaint artist, one can be deceived into thinking the paint is really skin tight clothing. Chicks love it, cuz they think they’re not nude (when they totally are) and we love because we can basically see what the chick looks like nude without getting arrested. With football season kicking off and MLB playoffs around the corner, we thought we’d bring you bodypainted babes that will have you cheering double time. Check ‘em out after the jump.

« Previous Page — Next Page »