Animals Acting Like Humans [44 PHOTOS]

Animals born in captivity love to act like they’re humans. Either they just lack the brainpower to understand that they’re not, or they know that they won’t be fed if they don’t perform up to standard. Either way, everyone wins when a little monkey cowboy rides a dog. I mean, how can you not love that? Haven’t you ever seen that squirrel waterskiing? I don’t know if they can swim, so he better not f*ck up (I’m pretty sure they don’t make squirrel life preservers). Check out our gallery of of animals doing some human stuff after the jump.

Hot Chicks Chompin’ Popsicle Sticks [55 PHOTOS]

September is Blueberry Popsicle Month all across the country, all month. I can’t say with any certainty that I’ve ever had a blueberry popsicle in my life, but watching these girls do it is probably much more… refreshing. C’mon, you don’t have to be a feeder to admit that watching chicks put sticks in their mouths is sexy as h*ll. So, since we East Coasters have pretty much ignored the crippling heat wave out west, we thought we’d dedicate this post to you. For those without power, HOW IN THE HELL ARE YOU READING THIS?! Check out the hot pics after the jump.

Gerard Depardieu Pees Himself On a Plane… Again [VIDEO]

I’m sure that most of you heard about the famous French actor Gerard Depardieu who peed himself on a plane on August 17th. What you might not have known (because it’s a French video) is that ‘The Golden Lion’ spoofed himself, while wearing an Asterix outfit. Check out the video above.

Jessica Jane Clement Is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features Jessica Jane Clement getting busy and busty, sexy girls’ bellies, Adrianna Lima blows you (a kiss), Amanda McCarthy and other great looking WAGS, Tiffany Roth has two hands on the stick, reasons why #FriskyFriday is the best day ever, Reese Witherspoon in Marie Claire, and Emmanuelle Chriqui is too good for E. Check out the hot pics after the jump!

31 Certifiably Sexy California Girls [PHOTOS]

September 9th is the anniversary of California becoming the 31st state. Did we know what we were getting into when it joined our country? Would we have accepted it had we known then what we know now. All those natural disasters, the insurmountable debt, the flakes! While most people wish it would fall into the ocean or at the very least separate and become an island, we say nay! Where would we be without it? We’d have to rely on Florida and Texas for all our hot girls. We’d be missing a serious group of Playmates! So, to celebrate one of the sexiest states in the country, we take a look at the sexiest women to come from within its borders – Playmates born in California. Check ‘em out in our gallery then vote for the girl you think is the sexiest in our poll after the jump.

Mississippi State Cheeleaders 2011 [PHOTOS]

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College Football 2011 Week 2 Preview: Cheerleader Edition

Not to brag or nothin’ but we picked some pretty solid games to watch last weekend. Though we went 2-3 with our predictions, the games in which we lost were close, save the Oregon-LSU game. BYU edged Ole Miss by a point, and CSU only bested New Mexico by 6. Other noteworthy moments included ND falling USF and #23 Auburn barely squeaking by unranked Utah State, which resulted in them getting booted from the top 25. Not to mention Evan Spencer’s ridiculous catch. So, which games will make headlines this week? Check out our suggestions after the jump and let us know your thoughts in the comments.

Elisabetta Canalis Gets Naked For PETA [PHOTOS]

Back in early May, we showed you behind the scenes pics from Elisabetta Canalis’ nude photo shoot for her new PETA ad. Well, after four long months, the final product is finally here and we gotta say the former Miss COED did us proud. Honestly we don’t know how George Clooney was able to let her and her celebrity beach butt get away. Any chick whose sweet ass would rather go naked than wear fur is a keeper in our book. Anyway, check out the pics in our gallery after the jump.

Sucker Punch, Honey Storm, CHAMgria [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

The old saying “never judge a book by its cover” is solid advice. The same goes for liquor, which makes it very hard for the everyday consumer like yourself to know exactly what to buy, without ever tasting it first… Lucky for you COED has assembled a crack team of booze-ologists who bring you liquor reviews and unique mixed drink recipes each and every week without fail. So stick around and check this week’s reviews and drink recipes, which include Famous Vodka, American Honey, and Chambord after the jump!

11 Epic Movie Parties We Wish We Attended [VIDEOS]

Partying: it’s something that we can all relate to and enjoy. The same thing can be said for movies. So when you combine the two, sparks fly. I would honestly give my left pinkie to have gone to some of the parties that I’ve seen on the silver screen – some of which I don’t think I could survive (and I’m a total party animal). Regardless of how I’d feel the next morning / night, these are eleven of the best parties you wish we could’ve gone to. Check ‘em out after the jump.

57 Bettys Wearing Teddies For National Teddy Bear Day [PHOTOS]

September 9th is National Teddy Bear Day. It’s a scientific fact chicks LOVE teddy bears; probably moreso than flowers or chocolates for the simple fact the huggably soft furballs last longer (in bed… what’s their secret!?). Buy a girl a teddy bear and she’s more likely to show her appreciation by rockin’ a teddy – the bodysuit-like lingerie, which combines a camisole and panty in one piece. We’ve never wanted to be a teddy bear more than after seeing these pics of hot girls in teddies. We knew being a furry would pay off eventually. Check out the girrrrrrrrls after the jump.

AXE College Football Bucket List Week 2 Preview: Notre Dame vs. Michigan

Last week, we had a blast in Dallas at the LSU-Oregon game with Quinn, the AXE Mannequin, as he learned how to cook jambalaya, photobombed Kirk Herbstreit, and had Oregon fans teaching him how to Duckie. This week, we’re en-route to the University of Michigan with Quinn in tow for a historical event called “Under the Lights”. The Wolverines will take on the Fighting Irish for Michigan’s first ever night game played in Ann Arbor, all while wearing retro-inspired uniforms. To get you amped, we’ve put together a photo gallery of Notre Dame and Michigan girls and a poll to determine who’s hotter. Place your votes after the jump!

Miss COED: Kayla Lyons [12 PHOTOS]

Kayla Lyons is a blonde originally hailing from Palm Springs, CA. She’s since traded the West Coast for the Best Coast and now goes to the University of Maryland. It should come as no surprise that this Cali-bred blonde was featured as O’Neill’s Girl of the Month. She’s a rising model who not only has her own online portfolio, but has also compiled a boat-load of other modeling photos on her tumblr. Apparently, she’s got an upcoming shoot with Ca Va Magazine – which I think is a monthly publication aimed at teaching intermediate French. I might have paid a little more attention in class if we had more chicks like this to study. Check out her stats and pics after the jump.

Self-Defense Against Perverts: Taught By ‘Expert’ With a Lisp and Wooden Leg [VIDEO]

How to identify a pervert, example #1: “Perverts are clever. They will use foreign languages to sound like they’re from England in order to deceive their victims.” Just one of the awesome moments from Ray Amsley, your favorite peg-legged speech-impeeded self-defense teacher.

Amra Silajdzic Is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features Amra Silajdzic and 69 other hot models who got our attention this summer, hot photos of Dallas Cowboy’s cheerleader Brooke Sorenson, Tiki Barber’s homewrecker gets nearly naked, the ‘stars’ of Spartacus XXX: A Parody, Meredith Giangrande, Leryn Franco is easily the hottest Paraguayan pole thrower, and the hot girls of the North Coast Music Festival. Check out the hot pics after the jump!

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