Give A 3 Word Toast On Facebook And Get A Bacardi Oakheart Stein

Toasts are like those speeches right before a climactic scene in a movie – they could make or break the experience. While many err on the long-winded side, we at COED are all about the short and sweet. So, we’re pretty pumped about this new 3 Word Toast giveaway that promotes Bacardi Oakheart spiced rum. Why? ‘Cuz you get a kick-ass Bacardi Oakheart-branded stein*. Need help? Maybe these toasts will jar something loose. Check ‘em out after the jump.

The Johnny Cash Project: Google Chrome Pays Tribute To The Man In Black [VIDEO]

When I first started using Google Chrome, I thought it was the sh*t. Completely blew Firefox out of the water. Then something happened and it all went to sh*t. It might have something to do with all the porn I downloaded. Shoulda searched incognito I guess. Anyway, I might give GC another chance after seeing this crowdsourced music video of Johnny Cash’s last recording. To make it, each fan illustrated their own frame of the video. Check it out then get an exclusive Johnny Cash theme after the jump.

How To Pick Up A Shot Girl: The Final Chapter

Over the past month, our British Bisexual Babe Hayley Quinn has shared intimate details of her epic hook up with a shot girl. In Part 1, she explained how she was able to engage her target, secure her number, and leave her wanting more. In Part 2, she talked about her first date with the drink slinger and how the object of her affection resisted. Like a pro, she played it cool and set up plans to seal the deal at an exclusive night club. Without further ado, here’s the final installment of the How To Pick Up A Shot Girl Trilogy. Check it out after the jump.

Freaky Friday: Genetic Freaks & Sideshow Freaks [20 PHOTOS]

If you’re a guy who knows about girls and social media, you already know about #FriskyFriday – a great excuse for hot girls to post photos of themselves on Twitter. We love the idea, but felt that we could add our own little twist. Since America is all about going big or going home, we’ve created our own feature that shows off freaks, whether they be sideshow freaks or genetic freaks – big, beautiful, and/or bizarre butts, lips, boobs, and other body parts. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll have one very confused boner. Get your freak on below.

Emerging Hottie 2012 Maryna Linchuk Is Blowing Up! [27 PHOTOS]

Way back in 2008 we featured Maryna Linchuk as Miss COED. Then we named her an Emerging Hottie of 2012 and now she’s blowing up as one of the new faces of Victoria’s Secret 2012 catalogs. We asked you if you were getting tired of Candice Swanepoel yet then encouraged you to submit your guesses for who will be the NEXT Candice. We’d have to say Maryna’s a leading candidate. Check out her latest pics after the jump.

Which One Of These 7 Dudes Is Bar Refaeli Hooking Up With? [POLL]

Bar Refaeli is the hottest woman on Earth. Anyone who says otherwise can eat their own sh*t. Now that we have that outta the way we need to figure out who this smokeshow is dating because since her breakup with Leo she’s been seen all over the place with all kinds of dudes. But, just because she’s spotted hanging on some guy’s arm doesn’t mean she’s swappin’ spit with him. Hey, I’ve been there; it’s nice to be arm support for a hottie but 9 times out of 10 you end up with blue balls. Anyway, check out the candidates and vote for the dude you think is actually hooking up with her after the jump.

Miss COED: Kendra Jordan [14 PHOTOS]

Kendra’s a 24-year-old model from the City of Angels who was just featured on Show Magazine (NSFW). This little devil seems to be really into wheels; she appears in Stuntfarm’s Stunt Patrick’s Day video, which you can see below. Everyone knows about Scarlet Johannson’s hacked photos, but Kendra’s ModelMayhem was also hacked. While ScarJo’s lawyers are on the warpath trying to reclaim the self-shot masterpieces, Kendra’s perfectly fine with the world seeing what God and her mama gave her. Take note, women. Check out her stats and pics after the jump.

This Wizard Pops Bottles & Paints Models! [VIDEO]

Listen, the bottom line is that Wizards are money. Once they start filming their activities? Fuggetaboutit. This dude straight films himself in a wizard’s robe painting Warhammer 40K models. My favorite part of this video is when the stripper comes in and starts twerking it. She’s very difficult to find, but if you can spot her, send us the time mark and you could win free carpets and counter-tops. There’s no way this guy has ever gotten laid. But whatever, right? What’s p*ssy when you can paint blood on a meat cleaver? Exactly. Check out the video after the jump.

Kelly Brook Is Today’s Daily Snapshot

The Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features Kelly Brook who will turn you into a Ophidiophiliac, Sophie Monk is a motor-boatin’ son-of-a-b*tch, redheads who will fire you up, Brianna has got something for your spank bank, reasons why I’d still duff Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan is a role-model I want all girls but my future children to look up to, Amy Childs seriously resembles Miley Cyrus, and Missy Coles is yet another reason I need to become a professional athlete. Check out the hotness after the jump!

Wrap It Up: It’s Always Sunny When Glen Rice Bangs Sarah Palin Edition

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Glen Rice went one-on-one with Sarah Palin, Jay-Z has a secret child, a dwarf who played Gordon Ramsay in a porno was eaten by badgers, The Muppets spoof Girl With A Dragon Tattoo’s trailer, Justin Bieber wears women’s jeans, Kate Upton went topless, Spongebob Squarepants was arrested, and much more! Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Colossal Cleavage Collection: Oktoberfest 2011 Edition [114 PHOTOS]

Oktoberfest runs from September 17th – October 3rd. If you’ve ever seen Beerfest then you know Oktoberfest is a beer drinker’s paradise. Last year’s attendees enjoyed about 7.1 million liters of beer and 89,000 liters of wine while losing 4,000 items including 260 pairs of glasses, 200 cell phones, and 500 crutches. CRUTCHES! That’s dedication, Holmes. Anyway, we always lose our self-control when we see the slew of St. Pauli girls poppin’ outta their tops carrying massive steins of brew. You will, too, once you see our photo gallery of busty beer maidens from the festival. Check ‘em out after the jump.

How To Roll 9 Types of Joints & Blunts

There are some things about smoking some grass between the rolls of a piece of paper that you can’t get from using a pipe or a bong. Smoking a joint can be a pseudo-sacred act between stoners (especially when lighting up a cross joint). Good joint rollers are few and far between. Legend has it that the spirit of an ancient medicine man resides in every joint roller to aid him in medicating his kin. Constructing a smokeable joint is a good skill to have for any situation, so in this Weedly Column we’re going to give you some tips on rollin.’ Check ‘em out after the jump.

Win An Autographed Copy Of Motopony’s Vinyl Debut Album

Olivia Wilde’s favorite Seattle soul-folk songsters Motopony are playing The Mercury in NYC tonight. To celebrate this joyous occasion we’re giving away an autographed copy of their self-titled debut album on vinyl to one lucky user. The band’s been gaining some serious buzz in recent months. In addition to being named “Buzzworthy” by MTV, the band’s song “King of Diamonds” is #14 on Amazon’s “Best Songs of the Year So Far.” Find out how to enter and check out their music video after the jump.

Demotivational Thursday: They See Me Rollin’ Dog Edition [23 POSTERS]

Last week, we kicked off a new COED feature called, Demotivational Thursday, which might look familiar to our Facebook fans. This week, we thought we’d produce our very own demotivational posters. Hopefully, you’ve seen the ‘They See Me Rollin’” meme and the pic of a super chill dog hanging out in his owner’s truck with his paw out the window. With those forces combined, we could rule the world. So we mashed ‘em up for this epic gallery of pooches pimpin’ and flossin’ in various modes of transport. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Devastated Sean Don’t Care About Sad Keanu [PHOTOS]

Remember “Sad Keanu”? Well, earlier today TMZ reported on Sean Penn’s assistant falling down and dislocating her elbow in his shower. We couldn’t help but notice the pic of Sean and his gf looking absolutely DEVASTATED that this girl injured herself. It’s okay, Sean, she’ll heal. Or maybe he was upset about Scarlett Johansson’s leaked nude pics, which many believe were intended for his eyes only? Who knows. WE know that this kinda photo is ripe for the ridicule so we cooked up a bunch of pics featuring “Devastated Sean” for your amusement. Check ‘em out after the jump.

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