Alice Goodwin’s Goods Will Make You Dump Your Fiancee & Miss Your Son’s First Birthday

The Daily Mail reported that Premiere League (that’s soccer) star Jermaine Pennant dumped his fiancee and missed his son’s first birthday to be with 25 year old model (and COED favorite) Alice Goodwin. Apparently, the dude has a sorted past, at one point cheating on sexy WAG Amii Grove who then destroyed six figures worth of his designer clothing. He then courted Hollyoaks actress and former Miss COED Jennifer Metcalfe and went back and forth between her and Grove and was even engaged to the model. Dude’s doing something right. It’d be wrong of us to deprive you of Alice Goodwin’s hottest handbras. Check ‘em out along with the other girls he banged then vote in our poll to see who’s hottest after the jump

The 71 Wildest WTF Photos From The Air Sex Championships

The Air Sex World Championships erupted in over 14 cities across North America in 2009. Since then, it’s only grown… in popularity. No clue what air sex is? You ever see Dane Cook’s bit on one night stands or that “Slow Jerk” sketch from Whitest Kids U’ Know? No? Well, it’s like Air Guitar, but instead of rocking out with an imaginary guitar, you’re making sweet and/or filthy love with an imaginary sex partner. You can’t get naked and all orgasms have to be simulated. The participants are mostly dudes (SHOCKING!) but there’s 1 or 2 hot chicks mixed in. If you’re done digesting lunch, check out our photo gallery of their sexiest, silliest performances after the jump.

The 11 Most Relevant Stand-up Comedians of 2011 [POLL]

First, let’s define “relevant”. It’s “Closely connected or appropriate to the matter at hand”. In terms of stand up comedy, that means having a connection with your audience. You’re up there on stage, making observations, and the audience whether they sympathize, empathize, or just process what you’re saying and they respond in a favorable way (read: they f***ing laugh and clap). Comedians like Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy and Jerry Seinfeld became huge celebrities because audiences could relate to them in some way. But those guys aren’t “relevant” today. So, who is? Let us break it down for you with today’s most relevant comedians in our list after the jump.

The 30 Emerging Hotties of 2012 [PHOTOS]

It’s been a while since we released our list of up-and-coming starlets in the making aka “Emerging Hotties“. In fact, you’d have to go all the way back to 2007, which is like the 1970s in internet years. Back then, we picked Blake Lively, Summer Glau, Adrianne Palicki, AnnaLynne McCord, Odette Yustman, and Emily Blunt as the sexy chicks to keep an eye on in 2008. Looks like we were pretty spot on. Now, we’re bringing Emerging Hotties back with a whole new crop of cuties who are destined to occupy headlines, news feeds, and “fantasy files” in 2012. These young ladies are ready for flashing lights, first class flights, and VIP nights.

Throne Watching with Otis, Forgetting the Toni’s, Ducking Narc’s [SONGS OF THE WEEK]

Last week, 53% of you felt that “Promises, Promises” by Incubus was your favorite track. This week, we check out Raphael Saadiq, SBTRKT, Kanye / Jay-Z, Pusha T, and Interpol. Check out which tracks made the list then vote for your favorite after the jump.

Miss COED: Linzy Kay [14 PICS]

Linzy’s a 21-year-old blondie from Cleveland who went to the University of Akron and is the sexiest Josh Cribbs (#16) fan we’ve ever seen. When she’s not slaying it in front of the camera, she works as a Dental Assistant. That would explain her pearly whites. If you’re looking for a little more pep in your step (what is this? 1940?), 5 out of 5 dentists recommend this sizzling Zip. Check out her stats and pics after the jump.

Inside Tour of Ninja’s House [VIDEO]

I’ve started to save up my money. Not because I’m nervous that our economy is going to fail and China will buy us all to make pills out of, but because I want this Ninja House. It’s got secret rooms and compartments, trap doors, and concealed weapon hiding places. This is so legit. Apparently it was filmed in Iga Prefecture in Japan.

Arianny Celeste Is Today’s Daily Snapshot

The Daily Snapshot is our round up of the hottest girls on the internet. Today’s edition features Arianny Celeste looking pretty patriotic, the hottest NFL cheerleader uniforms, Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk, Bar Rafaeli’s latest bikini pics, Korina Bliss delivering bliss, Jessica Jane-Clement’s boobs, Stacy Keibler’s bikini body, the NHL’s sexiest ice girls, Lake Bell’s hot Maxim shoot, Imogen Thomas’ bikini calendar shoot, Jenny Slayton’s slingshot bikini, Rosie Jones in the great outdoors, and Jordan Carver’s killer cleavage. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Wrap It Up: Barney Frank Farted On Live TV Edition

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, we cover Barney Frank possibly getting the new nickname Frank ‘n’ Beans after farting on live television, more rioting in London, a map of the world’s new credit ratings, Imogen Thomas topless, Vida Guerra looking hotter than ever, the trailer for season 2 of Boardwalk Empire, a chick named Slut Truffle, Nikki Reed giving a sh*t, Jersey Shore joining the Three Stooges movie, a 10 year old supermodel, the forbidden five’s party invite, a homeless dude with 2 masters degrees, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Prime Time: The Very Best of Neon Deion Sanders [PHOTOS, VIDEOS]

There wasn’t a NFL player on Earth who was more beloved and loathed than Deion Sanders. When he was with the Falcons everyone wanted to high step and show boat and return punts. Then, he goes to the 49ers and Cowboys, two of the more hated franchises in the league and people can’t stand his glitz and flash. Deep down, though, he’s not like Terrell Owens or Chad Ochocinco or Desean Jackson. He’s on another level. His physical skills are unparalleled. Sure, he couldn’t tackle for sh*t, but he was fun to watch. As a tribute for his birthday today (August 9th), we’ve curated his best highlight reels, photos, and little known facts. Check ‘em out after the jump.

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Who Should Be Miss COED August 2011? [POLL]

This past weekend we crowned Corissa Furr as our Miss COED July 2011. The competition for Miss COED August 2011 is fierce with 7 FINALISTS: Ralina Lia, Chrissa Carolyn, Carol Seleme Daniel, Miranda Lewis, Dylan Fitzpatrick, Cosette Jarrett, and Christy Lee. These women were your favorite Miss COEDs from July. A lot of people think we’re strictly all about big breasted blondes, but as you’ll see, we’ve run the gamut from red hot redheads to voluptuous vixens to tattooed dimes. Take a look at their profiles then vote in our poll at the bottom after the jump.

69 Cleverly Covered Nudes [PHOTOS]

It’s a given that we all want to see nude chicks. It’s like that scene from 40 Year Old Virgin when they’re playing poker and the guys ask Andy what kind of nipples his sex partner had. Are they like Hershey’s kisses? Like baby toes? Pencil erasers? Long National Geographic nips? But, sometimes, we have to applaud the models and photographers who give us “nude” pics with all the naughty parts covered. Although that Heidi Montag pictorial in Playboy sucked balls, we think you’ll enjoy these cleverly covered nudes. Check ‘em out in the photo gallery after the jump.

He Said / She Said: Sex Positions That Suck (In A Bad Way)

In last week’s edition of “He Said / She Said” we revealed our favorite sex positions and asked you to vote for your favorite. Reverse Cowgirl won out with 35% of the vote. Among the votes for “other”, doggystyle dominated the fill-in nominations, which also included such gems as “The Abe Lincoln”, “The Jersey Turnpike”, “The Camel Crush”, “The Cockatocious”, “The Double Bow-Legged Sheep Herder”, and “The Hogtied Crotch Rocket”. We’ll try those out and get back to you. For now, let’s take a look at the absolute WORST sex positions. Check ‘em out and vote for the one that sucks the most after the jump.

Apps of the Week: Games

In today’s world, there’s an app for pretty much anything. And within these ‘anything’ categories, there are hundreds of individual apps to choose from. What should you buy? What should you try out? COED sorts out the best from the rest in our Apps of the Week feature. This week, we’re putting our gamer caps on, putting our hotpockets in the microwave, and staying up until dawn playing these apps that will sap your life force! Check ‘em out after the jump.

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