Ask A Chick: More Money, More Sex, More Partners

“Ask A Chick” is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition of “Ask A Chick”, Charlsie responds to questions about making less than your girlfriend, how to have sex more, and how many is too many. See her answers after the jump!

19 Fictional Foods That Should Be Real Like Cheesy Poofs

July 21st is National Junk Food Day, which should be pretty self-explanatory. Just last week, news broke that Frito-Lay would put Cheesy Poofs into production, with plans to manufacture 1.5 million 2 ³⁄₈ ounce bags sold at the somewhat ridiculous price of $2.99 each. To honor these 2 momentous occasions we decided to take a look at some other fictional foods we hope make it to the marketplace (at a lower cost) in real life. Is this real life? We hope not. Check it out and let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump.

Holy Sideboob, Batman!?!: COED’s Super-sized Comic-Con Sideboob Collection [95 PHOTOS]

The San Diego Comic-Con started today (July 21st) and runs through Sunday. Last year, the four-day nerd nirvana had more than 130,000 attendees. Recently, it’s served as the ultimate teaser vehicle for upcoming projects, driving dweebs into a masturbatory frenzy that actually led to a stabbing – with a mechanical pencil – at a Q&A. Like most other “Cons”, Comic-Con has its fair share of booth babes and cosplay chicks, all of whom bare skin and grin while trying not to slip in the drool of awkward onlookers. While sidekicks rarely get their moment in the sun, we shine the light on the side-boob in this gargantuan gallery. Check out the Best. Gallery. Ever. after the kick, punch, and jump.

5 Prime Hiding Places For Your Bong

You’re just about to take a beastly hit from your green and orange flecked dragon bong when you hear a knock on your door. “Who is it?” You ask nervously. “Mom!” is the reply. All that matters in your life comes down to the next few seconds. Where the f*ck are you going to quickly stash your bong? WHERE? Well lucky for you, you’ve read our post on the best places to hide your bong. Check it out after the jump!

Miss COED: Jolene Sattarelle [12 PICS]

Jolene’s an incredibly gorgeous  20-year-old Italian-Filipino model from Struthers, Ohio who majors in Communications and minors in Theatrical Arts at Youngstown State University.  She just started modeling this year, but you wouldn’t know it by looking at her portfolio. Her credits include a feature on Soletron and an appearance in the February 2011 issue of Pittsburgh Fashion Magazine. Right now, Jo’s trying to get to LA and needs a little help. When she blows up big time, you can take partial credit for getting her there! Donate then check out her stats and pics after the jump.

The Best of the Worst of June 2011 [VIDEO]

Can’t lie right now, I love summers in New York City but it is hot as balls. I kind of want June to come back, it was a pretty good month. Not only was the temperature nicer, but there were a buttload (not boatload) of great fail videos on the internet. Our friends at DailyMindF*ck put together the best of the best of the worst: it has no laugh track, no music overlay, just the original audio. From fireworks to passing out while freestyling, enjoy and give thanks that the dumb stuff you do isn’t caught on video.

Wrap It Up: Zach Braff Is (Not) Gay Edition

Today’s edition of Wrap It Up features Zach Braff coming out of the closet on his website, the new Beastie Boys music video directed by Spike Jonze, the second chapter in the History of Rap starring Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake, the Lingerie Football League All-Star Game, Victoria’s Secret new NFL Pink line, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shows off some new swimsuit, Coco keeps getting curvier, Kim Kardashian’s suing Old Navy for using a look-a-like, Britney Spears’ getting sued for farting, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Who Are The Flat-Chested Grand Valley State Chicks That Wrote This Lesbian Boob Job Contract?

Buzzfeed just posted this contract that was left behind by a dorm room’s previous occupants – three girls. The terms of the contract? If these coeds are still “single and desperate” in 12 years they agree to get boob jobs and if the boob jobs don’t “increase desirability from the opposite (aka male), they’ll become lesbians and adopt African babies. The person who submitted the contract whited out the girls’ names but not very well. Check out the screengrabs of the contract and let us know who these chicks are after the jump!

Marijuana Prohibition Is The New Alcohol Prohibition [WEEDLY COLUMN]

The ongoing prohibition of marijuana is awfully similar to the Prohibition of alcohol from 1920 to 1933, which was met with much more resistance in its day (it’s true, alcohol can make people more aggressive, and sometimes the lack of it even more so). I managed to find a person who lived through those hard times and she shared a tale unlike any of the others imparted upon my much younger ears. Check our her account in her own words after the jump.

The 10 Most Underrated Party Schools In The USA [VIDEOS, POLL]

For 4 years (sometimes 5), you rep your school harder than your body can handle; drinking and partying more than you ever thought possible. When you visit other schools, they just don’t compare to your alma mater’s ‘A Game’. Unless one of those schools is on Playboy’s Top 10 Party Schools list. Year in and year out the well-known party professionals like USC, Texas, ASU, and PSU hog the limelight while lesser-known schools get overlooked. Until today. For all of our overachievers that never got the recognition they deserved, here’s our list of the 10 Most Unappreciated Party Schools in the USA. Check it out and vote for your favorite after the jump.

The 32 Butt Ugliest Trucks We’ve Ever Seen For Ugly Truck Day [PHOTOS]

July 20th is Ugly Truck Day, a day in which we “celebrate” run down, beat up, beyond all repair Chevys, Dodges, Fords, Nissans and Toyotas. Out of all drivers, truck owners seem to take the most pride in their automobile’s durability and mileage. They refuse to buy new trucks, instead opting to keep the one they have on life support. Other truck owners decide to pimp their sh*t out to ridiculous ends. We’ve featured both in this gallery of butt ugly trucks in honor of Ugly Truck Day. Barf bag’s in the glove compartment. Check it out after the jump.

Drunk Girl Mooning Madness For Moon Day [62 PHOTOS]

July 20th is Moon Day, which commemorates the day man first walked on the moon. On 7/16/69, Apollo 11 launched from Cape Kennedy Space Center carrying Neil Armstrong, Michael Collins, and Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin, Jr. Four days later, the Lunar Module, nicknamed the “Eagle”, touched down on the moon’s surface and Neil Armstrong proclaimed: “That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind”. We celebrate this historic occasion the only way we know how, with HOT CHICKS showing off THEIR moons. Check ‘em out in the gallery (after the classic Dumb and Dumber clip) after the jump.

Kid Cudi’s Mojo, tUnE-yArDs’ Bizness, My Boo Ain’t You [SONGS OF THE WEEK]

Last week, Nelly’s “Country Grammar” captured the crown for Song of the Week barely edging out Joe Cocker’s “With a Little Help From My Friends” and A Tribe Called Quest’s “Bugging Out”. This week’s featured songs come from Ghost Town DJs, Chris Brown, tUnE-yArDs, Kid Cudi, and Robyn, See which tracks made the cut and vote for your favorite after the jump!

Gisele Bundchen Overdose [111 PHOTOS]

On July 20th, 1903, Ford Motor Company shipped its first car. On that same day 77 years later, Gisele Bundchen was born. Since her entry into the modeling world, the Brazilian beauty has caused hearts to race and engines to rev. If I had to choose the greatest day of the year behind Christmas, I would put July 20th near the top. In honor of the lovely Brady bombshell turning 31 years of age, I have slapped together her sexiest photos for the amusement of all. Take a look after the jump.

Celebrity Friends With Benefits [17 PHOTOS]

Celebrities hook up like crazy, but the best kinda of celebrity hook up is when it’s between two (or more) famous faces. While we can relax knowing no one will know about our sloppy exchange with a random, two celebs bumpin’ uglies with each other is a national headline. That’s why it’s so tough for them to keep things casual – everyone’s waiting for them to “make it official.” Kinda sucks. Anyway, with Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis trying to keep it casual in “Friends With Benefits“, we thought we’d share a collection of celebrity friends with benefits who threw caution into the wind for dat booty. See the pics after the jump.

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