Release The Kraken, P.H.A.T. @ss, SoCo Sublime [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Today marks a historic moment for our weekly “Drinks of the Week” feature. Today we’ll be reviewing our 97th, 98th, and 99th bottles of booze! In just 30 short weeks we’ve seen it all… Gin, whiskey, tequila, cognac, vodka, absinthe, brandy, and bourbon. You’ve all heard that song “99 bottles of beer on the wall”, well COED now proudly displays 99 bottles of booze on OUR wall (and in our bellies!) Make sure to check out our full reviews of Southern Comfort Lime, Kraken Rum, and Fat Ass Tequila and some killer mixed drink recipes after the jump!

MLB Teams That Need a New Stadium

If you followed COED’s 30 Stadiums in 30 Days trip last summer, then you know there are some state of the art, super awesome stadiums out there in the MLB. However, there are some stadiums that fans should avoid entirely; they make the gameday experience so miserable that you’re better off just watching the game on TV. The stadiums listed after the jump are those ones; the stadiums that players are embarassed to call home and that fans should avoid at all costs.

Miss COED: Cecilia Wang [18 PICS]

Cecilia’s a 22-year-old model who just graduated from the University of Michigan. She grew up in Rochester, MI but is currently living in Miami Beach, FL. According to her Facebook profile, she likes watching “Archer” and on her Twitter she proclaimed her love for HBO’s Game of Thrones. She also said she and her roommates should have their own TV show “Bad Girls Club style”. Ummm, yes, please. Check out her stats and pics after the jump.

Kim Kardashian X-rays Her Butt, Proves It’s Real? [PHOTOS, POLL]

The Superficial posted this picture of Kim Kardashian standing next to an x-ray of what she and her sister, Khloe, claim to be Kim’s butt. My eyes were magically drawn to that one semi-dark splotch in the northeastern region. WTF is that? Did she lose Kris Humphries’ watch up there? Or did Bret Lockett hide his cell there so no one could track their sexts? Also, there appears to be a hot dog lodged in her thigh. Anyway, check out more pics of her plump rump then let us know if you think her hiney’s real in our poll after the jump.

Star Wars According to Some Chick Who’s Never Seen It [VIDEO]

This video apparently won the ‘George Lucas Selects’ award. A filmmaker’s friend, never having seen the movie, is asked to relate Episodes IV,V, and VI. I wish I could say that she messes it up for some other reason than she’s a girl, but that would be lying. Check out her hilarious attempt after the jump!

Wrap It Up: Krispi Kreme Is Your Sweet Denver Treat Edition

Wrap It Up is COED’s end of the day daily feature in which we show you the day’s top pics, vids, posts, and stories from the internet. Today’s items include a Colorado escort who calls herself “Krispi Kreme, your sweet Denver treat”, Justin Bieber doing David Letterman’s top ten before getting attacked by some old guy, Erin Andrews flipping out on a 12 year old who asked for her autograph, Whitey Bulger getting arrested, the Manning Brothers becoming Football Cops, David Hasselhoff eating David Hasselfhoff, the Charlie Sheen mask, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Justin Bieber Attacked at Macy’s in NYC [VIDEO AND PHOTOS]

As long as it’s after 1 PM and the sun’s not too bright, Team COED is everywhere we need to be. When we heard that Bieber Fever was going to be at Macy’s to promote his women’s fragrance. We put on our favorite purple shirt and packed our bags but nothing could have prepared us for what happened. An old man jumped the fence and attacked the… Click to read more

17 Things You Didn’t Know About Louis CK

Season 1 of Louis CK‘s hit FX show “Louie” released on DVD and Blu-ray this past Tuesday (June 21st). The much-anticipated second season premieres tonight (Thursday, June 23rd). Louis’ a veteran comic who’s been around the block – many say he’s the reason Dane Cook is rich and famous. Yet, he’s not a well-known face or name outside the stand-up comedy circuit. Shocking when you consider all of his accomplishments. S,o to celebrate the Season 2 premiere and S1 on DVD – and to give credit where credit is due – we compiled a list of little known facts about the red-headed menace. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Wet Hot American Coco in BlackMen SSX Magazine [7 PHOTOS]

The bootylicious blonde bombshell married to Ice T or Mrs. … T… loves her man but she might love the camera more. She oozes with sex appeal and convinces every man peeping her pics that she wants him and only him. That’s powerful stuff. Anyway, pics from her shoot with BlackMen SSX (which sounds like a video game?) just hit the web and they’re classic (borderline cartoonish) Coco. Apparently, she posed to promote her new E! reality show Ice Loves Coco. We have a reality show coming out called We Love Boobs. Check your local listings then drool over the pics from her shoot after the jump.

Gear Girl: 5 Bitchin’ Board Shorts That Are Babe-Approved

“Gear Girl” is COED’s new bimonthly column where our resident clothing chick, Rosanna, tells you what to wear, how to wear it and how to do it all while maintaining your dudeliness. Heading to the beach? Don’t leave home without Gear Girl’s picks for a better board short. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Sexy Soccer Underboob Overdose [72 PHOTOS]

Last night, the US Men’s National soccer team beat Panama to return to the CONCACAF Gold Cup Finals. They will face Mexico on Saturday, June 25th in the Rose Bowl. Many of you might not plan on watching the game at 9 P.M. EST, but we at COED are big soccer fans so we came up with a little big something you’ll get a kick out of. We’ve compiled the ultimate All-Star squad of sexy soccer under-boobs. Their ability to take balls off their chest is second-to-none. Check out the pics after the jump.

Ask A Chick: Pump Up The Volume, Hands Off Bro, Hands Up While Going Down

“Ask A Chick” is COED’s weekly dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition of “Ask A Chick”, Charlsie responds to questions getting your girl to get loud in the bedroom, friends that are a little too hands on with your girl, and where to put your hands when “dining out”. See her answers after the jump!

Watch HDTV Wirelessly On Any Computer On Your Network With HDHomeRun

What good is TV if you can’t watch it from everywhere in your house? Instead of being stuck in front of a TV in your living room, knock one out of the park by installing HDHomeRun. Dual tuners connect to a HDTV antenna or a digital cable (unscrambled) to stream live digital TV to your Mac or PC — with the ability to watch two channels simultaneously. Before you ask, yes it offers 1080 HD. We wouldn’t be talking about it if it didn’t. Check out our full review after the jump.

Behind The Scenes Of Katy Perry’s Rolling Stone Cover Shoot [VIDEO]

Cleavage Queen Katy Perry recently posed for the cover of RollingStone’s Summer Double Issue. COED favorite photographer Terry Richardson was the lucky man behind the lens and judging by the behind the scenes video, it was fairly tame by Terry’s standards. Mrs. Brand still looked pretty in pink and delicious in a Hershey’s kisses bra. She almost made a limp water hose hard. The “Enjoy God” Coca-Cola spoof shirt was a little much. We’re pro Satan here at COED. See the sexy vid after the jump.

35 In The Pink For National Pink Day [PHOTOS]

June 23rd is one of the most underrated sex days of the year: National Pink Day. No one really knows who created this day or its significance, but most people associate it with Breast Cancer Awareness. Here at COED, we’re all for boobies, so we put together this glorious gallery of gorgeous girls looking pretty in pink. We suggest wearing pink as well, it’s an automatic ice breaker and once you mention it’s for saving t*tties, you’ll be rewarded with even MORE pink. Giggity. See the pics after the jump.

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