Russian Skeletor Junkie Shoots Smack in His Manhood [VIDEO]

Holy sh!t, heroin is a hell of a drug. Not only does this guy look like a mouse, but when he takes his shirt off there’s nothing to see but skin and bones. The same can be said when he busts out his manhood – there’s nothing to see but his eyes as they get super wide. But wait, there’s more: just watch this guy try to put away his needle. Check out the video after the jump.

‘The Greeks’ Have Gangster Kids Shooting Guns, Selling Drugs, Blowing Sh*t Up

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The 7 Most Unethical Reality TV Shows

Reality TV started with the “Real World” in New York and changed television forever. I bet MTV had no idea that over twenty years down the line such vile and vapid garbage such as “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and “The Jersey Shore” would spawn from a harmless airing of strangers living together. The idea snowballed into some really revolting and unethical shows in the future. Let’s face it, all reality tv is unethical, but the shows after the jump take the cake!

ECU’s Epic End Of The Year Pool Party [9 PHOTOS]

Here at COED, we tend to focus a lot on ASU. It’s one of the rare institutions that embraces and parades its party school status, but it seems there’s a new contender for the crown: East Carolina University (“ECU“). They landed at #5 on Playboy’s Top Party Schools for 2010 but failed to make the list in 2011. Like many other schools that enjoy warm weather, ECU throws pool parties throughout the year. One of our sources at ECU tipped us off to the pics from their end of the year blowout. Check ‘em out below and let us know if you think ECU deserves to be a top party school in our poll below the gallery after the jump.

101 Hellaciously-Hot Hair Bras [PHOTOS]

The internet is abuzz today with news about nude photos that are allegedly of Blake Lively. While her reps have denied it’s her, we we’re also skeptical about their legitimacy, but it appears some investigative journalism has found a solid link: the iPhone. It’s unique case can be seen in non-nude pics of Blake, leading many to think it’s really her in the flesh. Whatever you believe, it’s pretty obvious that Blake could’ve used a hair bra to avoid such a scandal. So, we put together this photo gallery of hot hair bras to help her out next time she wants to take nude pics. You’re welcome, Blake!

We Dare You To Do These Challenges On Dare Day [VIDEOS]

June 1st is Dare Day. On this day, people triple dog dare each other to do things no person should. Just about all guys love a good challenge. It’s just in our competitive nature. We seek to impress and win over each other and more importantly the ladies. People tell us we can’t do something and we set out to prove them wrong. Over the years, YouTube has been a hotbed for daring souls to take on numerous challenges in the hopes of obtaining internet superstardom. Their efforts can be filed away as FAILs but that doesn’t stop them. So, in the spirit of Dare Day, we dare you to take these challenges. Check ‘em out after the jump!

3 Things You Should Never Have In Your Bachelor Pad

Kissing passionately, biting lips, you stumble into your bedroom with a hottie: legs wrapped around your body. Falling onto the bed, her eyes flick around the room and a look of horror flashes across her face. Within seconds she’s already up and gone, slamming the door behind her. Where did it all go wrong? The answer lies in your room. Here are a few huge no-no’s you should never have around your bachelor pad. Check it out after the jump!

53 Maids-a-Milking for National Dairy Month [PHOTOS]

June is National Dairy Month. The “Got Milk?” campaign could be one of the best and most effective in the ad biz; it’s short, sweet, and to the point. Since we’re not your mother (father maybe), we can’t make sure you drink your milk, but we can make sure you have a steady diet of super sexy women who’ve “Got Milk”. It’s scientifically proven these pics will help grow at least one of your bones. Check ‘em out in the gallery after the jump!

Adele’s The Queen of Heartache, Radiohead’s High, Jeremih’s Motivated [SONGS OF THE WEEK]

Last week, DMB crushed the competition by garnering more than 75% of the total vote to win favorite song of the week honors. This week, we feature tracks from Adele, The Antlers, Ra Ra Riot, Jeremih, and Radiohead. Take a listen let us know which one you’re feeling the most in our poll at the bottom of the post.

Bad Teacher Shows You How To Have A Bad-Ass Summer

Bad Teacher‘s about a broke ass teacher played by Cameron Diaz who’s also pretty bad ass – she’s got the mouth of a sailor and drinks like one, too. With summer right around the corner, we thought we’d share our tips to having a bad-ass summer that’s Bad Teacher approved. Follow these do’s and don’ts and you’ll most likely being starring in your own movie instead of adding to your mugshot portfolio. Check it out after the jump!

The 40 Hottest Heidi Klum Handbras for Her 38th Birthday [PHOTOS]

June 1st is Heidi Klum‘s birthday. The now 38 year old  international supermodel is featured in a new “Got Milk?” ad, whichs shows her getting ready for the red carpet with the signature white milk mustache on her upper lip. Those ads make us think dirty thoughts, but we have one suggestion for the wiz kids behind the campaign – MORE HANDBRAS. Heidi’s the reigning Queen of the Handbra, so it’s only fitting we celebrate her birthday with her hottest holds that will make you hold your breath. Check ‘em out in our gallery after the jump. That Seal is one lucky dude.

6 Buzzkilling Topics To Avoid When You’re Stoned

Nobody wants to kill another person’s buzz while blazing it up, especially when you’re being smoked out. However, some rookies go down roads that should be less traveled and strike up conversations that make for awkward encounters of the high kind. Below is our list of a few depressing subjects to avoid that can bring people down from their high. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when you aren’t invited back. Check out the list after the jump!

Miss COED: Janna Cardwell [21 PICS]

Janna’s, a 24 year old model from Auburn, WA. Besides Glammodelz, this beauty from the Pacific Northwest hasn’t really been featured in that many pictorials that I can find. She has, however, been staying busy doing promotional work for Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, Crown Royal, Bacardi, and Stoli. Seattle rock station KISW just named her one of their Rock Girls. Party on, Garth. Check out her pics and stats after the jump.

The Very Best of France’s “Jackass”: Remi Gaillard [VIDEO]

Remi Gaillard is a comedian / daredevil who specializes in trolling people. If you haven’t heard of Remi Gaillard, it’s because he’s French – but I can almost guarantee you’ve seen some of his stunts if you’ve spent some time on the interweb. He’s done everything from pretending to be a professional soccer player so that he can celebrate a huge victory with the team to acting like a snail on the road to slow down traffic. Check out his official website here and the funny video after the jump!

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