Microkini Mayhem [89 PHOTOS]

I tell you what – NYC’s one of the greatest cities on Earth, but when it comes to borderline naked chicks, the Big Apple comes up WAY short. Sure, with summer just about in full swing, you’ll see a decent amount of bikinis on the beach. But, I’ll be damned if I see ONE microkini. For those NOT in the know, check out our comprehensive guide to swimsuits. If you don’t live in SoCal or near Lake Havasu, you might consider moving there after seeing our photo gallery of hot girls in microkinis. Check it out after the jump.

6 Pro Athletes With The Most Illegitimate Children [HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!]

In today’s society, professional athletes are the subject of numerous scandals and public scrutiny. From Kobe Bryant’s cheating scandal, to Tiger Woods’ double-digit mistress count, there is no shortage of athletes creating headlines with their sexual exploits. It’s amazing you don’t see or hear about more athletes with herds of illegitimate children, especially someone like Wilt The Stilt who’s bedded down 10,000+ women. With Father’s Day right around the corner, we thought we’d run down the list of athletes who’ll be receiving tons of gifts due to they forgot to turn off the offspring switch. Check it out after the jump!

Great, Lap Dances Are Taxable Now

Early Saturday morning (June 11th), the AP reported a New York state court ruled alcohol-free strip clubs will be forced to tax lap dances because they don’t qualify for a state tax exemption as “dramatic or musical arts performances.” This was in response to an Albany club called, “Nite Moves”, which apparently owes more than $125,000 in back taxes from 2005. The club’s lawyer stated, “We admit the ballet is a little different and maybe a little more finely tuned.” Read our reaction after the jump.

Taylor Momsen Flashes Bare Boobs at Download Festival [16 PHOTOS]

The name might not ring a bell right away unless you’re A) the kind of guy who watches Gossip Girl to use it as an ice breaker when picking up chicks or B) p*ssy-whipped by your gf. Either way, Taylor plays Jenny Humphrey on the show. She’s also a musician and model. And… cue Winger… she’s only 17. Anyway, she performed with her band The Pretty Reckless at the Download Festival (whatever the f*** that is) and flashed her barely illegal (or legal depending on where you live) boobs on stage. Check out the pics after the jump or wait ’til she turns 18 on July 26th. Your move, Hoss.

The Miami Heat’s Post-Game Locker Room Playlist According to Twitter

Last night, the Mavs avenged their ’06 Finals loss to the Heat with a decisive Game 6 victory over the Big Three in Miami for their first NBA title. It seems everyone and their Delonte West-banging mother rooted agaisnt the cHeat, painting Lebron, D-Wade, and Bosh like immature, taunting, childish, crybaby super villains. We feel Twitter is always a good measuring stick / barometer for public reaction, so it’s no surprise that #heatlockerroomplaylist is trending. People are more pumped to see the Heat lose than the Mavs win. We sifted through the piles of suggestions to come up with the best of the best. Take a listen then suggest your own in the comments section below our partner links after the jump shot.

Miss COED: Brenae Danielle (19 PICS)

Brenae’s a 21 year old Portuguese, Irish, German, Scottish, and Welsh model who was born in San Jose and raised in Las Vegas. Her diverse ethnicity might explain her lack of discrimination between genders when it comes to hooking up. She states on her profile, “anyone has a chance with me” and that she’s “a lover of animals and nature”. So, all you World of Warcraft and cosplay nerds, make sure your inhalers are locked and loaded and your furry costume is neatly pressed because you’re about to get your cherry popped. Check out her pics and stats after the jump.

Guy Plays a Dead Goat [VIDEO]

I am a sucker for bagpipes and dead goats so when I saw this movie, I really had to post it. There’s not really much else to say except that I think this guy can both jam and make a killer instrument. The goat would have wanted it this way, I think. Check out the video after the jump!

Boston Kids Remixing Kesha = Fish in a Barrel

Writing this post has been a serious exercise in self-control. Don’t understand why? Watch the video and then continue reading. I could talk about how one of the dudes in this video is never getting laid ever after people see this. I could talk about how these kids’ parents should go to jail for negligence (allowing these kids to ruin their lives) I could make a reference to the Hartford Whalers, but I won’t. I have chosen the higher path, “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all.” On that note, watch the video after the jump!

The Assentials of Surfing [60 PHOTOS]

Forget all the debate about title 9 and female sports and just focus on the ass-entials of what we’re about to tell you. We need women’s sports to exist in this world because we need to see photos that show the ass-entials of pole vaulting and beach volleyball. Not following our logic? Take a look at our latest research on lady surfers and you’… Click to read more

The 32 Weirdest, Most WTF College Majors In the World

So, on June 9th, Gamma Squad reported that a university in Japan would be offering a DOCTORATE in Manga Studies. Like, 4 years from now, some f*cking nerd will be walking around Tokyo insisting everyone call him Dr. Pokemon or some sh*t. Jesus. Anyway, it got us thinking, what are some other WTF majors offered around the world by “high” education… Click to read more

This Is Why People Are Afraid of Online Dating [VIDEO]

This video has got to be a hoax. There’s no way you can show me the whole clip and tell me this woman is for real. How is she still single? She’s hot, blonde, and she wants all the puss she can have. She’s literally crying for pussy. She wants to hold it, kiss it, and she’s willing to videotape how she feels about it. This video broke a little while ago, so I’m pretty sure she’s been snatched up by now. Either that, or she’ll never have another date again. Check out her video after the jump!

Watch Heavy’s Fight Day Live Before UFC 131 [LIVE STREAM]

Heavy has partnered up with UFC to launch “Fight Day Live” a pre-fight show that takes a look at the challenges facing the fighters along with their greatest accomplishments. We’ve teamed up with Heavy to bring you the live broadcast from UFC 131 at the Rogers Arena  in Vancouver. UFC 131 will feature 2 preliminary fights live on Spike TV, and 5 preliminary fight on their Facebook stream and YouTube channel. However, you can watch the live stream of “Fight Day Live” below right now. Check it out after the jump!

Miss USA 2011 Contestants Show Off Bikini Bodies At Las Vegas Pool Party [12 PHOTOS]

The 60th anniversary of the Miss USA pageant will be held at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino in Las Vegas on June 19. Miss USA 2010, Rima Fakih of Michigan, will crown her successor who will then represent the U.S. at the Miss Universe pageant in São Paulo, Brazil on September 12. Rima hosted a pool party for the Miss USA 2011 contestants in what amounted to a sexy and provocative preview of the swimsuit competition. Take a look at the pics then vote for the girls you think should advance to the semi-finals after the jump!

Michigan & Notre Dame Unveil Retro Legacy Uniforms For Under the Lights Game [9 PHOTOS]

The Ann Arbor Journal, WNDU, and multiple other media outlets are reporting the Wolverines and Fighting Irish will wear retro-looking “legacy” uniforms when they play each other on the night of September 10th in a game / event they’re calling “Under the Lights” because it’s the first time Michigan has ever played a night game in Ann Arbor. See the pics and let us know what you think after the jump!

Super Sexy Sand Butts [32 PHOTOS]

Summer heat already getting to you? Well, things are about get even hotter after you check out our latest collection of sandy cover-ups. Last year, we brought you the insanely sexy and incredibly skimpy sand bras. And this year we present you with the equally hot and equally NSFW collection of sandy butts. Let’s just say that these girls won’t be getting any tan lines this summer. See the pics after the jump!

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