35 Things You Should Buy With $35,000,000 Instead Of MySpace

As we told you in Wrap It Up, MySpace (the company that used to be cool) sold for $35 million to some ad network called “Specific Media”. What we didn’t know until this morning was that some famous celebrities chipped in on the purchase: Justin Bieber and Justin Timberlake being two of the most notable. So, seeing as MySpace is a complete waste of space, we asked our Facebook fans and Twitter followers what they’d do with the $35 million instead of buying MySpace. Check out their hilarious responses after the jump.

Best of the Worst: June 2011 FAIL Video Compilation [VIDEO]

Fails: one of the best reasons to waste your entire day on COED. From stupid Parkourers… Parkourites (the plural of those who parkour?) to helium balloon fires, here’s a wrap-up of the best of the worst jump, ride, run, and stunt FAILs from the month of June 2011. Check out the awesome video after the jump. Big ups to TwistedNederland7 for pulling this together.

Sexy Butts on a Boat [56 PHOTOS]

Two things come to mind when I hear the word “boat”. One is The Lonely Island’s “I’m On a Boat” and the other is “Boats ‘n’ Hoes” from Step Brothers. Either way, boats are f***ing awesome. And as Dennis and Mac found out on the Always Sunny episode where they buy a boat, “she can’t … Click to read more

20 Babes We Want To See In Playboy

During our Hugh-mongous Hugh Weekend back in April, we posted Playboy’s Sexiest Celebrities 2011 list and asked you who you thought was the sexiest. The top 3 vote getters? Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, and Olivia Wilde. None of the 3 have ever posed totally nude nor have they posed for Playboy. While Playmates are hot, nothing’s hotter than seeing a celebrity pictorial. Why? We don’t know. Maybe because it’s so rare? Maybe because it’s taboo? Maybe it’s the grand reveal? Whatever the reason, we decided to release our wish list of female celebs we’d like to see nude in Playboy. Check out our selections after the jump.

Miley Cyrus’ Braless TwitPic and Her 22 Raciest Mobile Uploads [PHOTOS]

Young celebrities. How quickly they grow up. Or, in Miley’s case, how quickly do her nips perk up. The Don’t Break My Achy Breaky Heart singer’s daughter recently posted a twitpic of herself posing with an older woman. Nothing special, right? Well, someone forgot to wear a bra (or her publicist-prescribed nipple tape). Won’t be long before she has a Britney meltdown or releases a sex tape. For now, you’ll just have to settle for her raciest mobile uploads after the jump.

Don’t Be A Chick, Take The AskMen Great Male Survey

Over the course of June, AskMen has released three parts to the survey to end all surveys (at least until next year): The Great Male Survey. Much like the Great Dane, the survey is large and impressive. The survey’s goal is “to understand exactly what it means to be a man” in today’s age. While most of you shout out, 2 balls and a shaft, we shout back John Kruk’s a man and he only has one nut. Anyway, the first part focused on Dating and Sex, the second concentrated on Lifestyle, and the last part  spotlights Men In 2011. The results will be published in at the end of July, so get to clickin’ lest you want today’s men to be considered a bunch of metro p*ssies.

Miss COED: Ashley Scheibenpflug [14 PICS]

Ashley was featured in the 2009-2010 Tempe12 calendar as Ms. September. She was a marketing major at Arizona State University and even tried out for the Phoenix Suns dance team. Honestly, I used to think that California and Texas girls were the hottest, but each time I visit Tempe12, I think Arizona’s closing the gap. Her name might be tough to pronounce, but her pictures are easy to look at. Check ‘em out after the jump and be sure to visit Tempe12.com for more of her photos.

I Don’t Think Soulja Boy Meant For Tappercise to Happen [VIDEO]

As far as I’m concerned, the only thing worse than the song “Crank That” by Soulja Boy is the fact that a bunch of my friends knew how to do that dance. That dance is Satan. I firmly believe that this Tappercise (excercise through Tap Dancing?) video would be better suited for the people who willingly do the Superman in a club. At least people would know what kind of loser they are. Crank that video after the jump!

Wrap It Up: Quentin Tarantino Got A Beej Edition

Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature where we highlight the internet’s top pics, vids, stories, and headlines for the day. Today’s items include the identity of Quentin Tarantino’s toe suckee revealed, the King of Pop giving a teeny bopper boy band member cocaine, MySpace selling out, a battle of the WAGs, a battle of the trailer mash-ups, NFLers wearing Superman snuggies, Louis CK explaining farts, the new Lenny Kravitz meme, James Franco’s first music video, and much more than meets the eye. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

To Catch An Adulterer: Chris Hansen Caught Cheating On Wife With News Reporter Kristyn Caddell [15 PHOTOS]

The Daily Mail and The National Enquirer are both reporting that the 51 year old host of NBC’s To Catch a Predator, Chris Hansen, was caught cheating on his wife with 30 year old news reporter (and former NBC intern) Kristyn Caddell. Apparently, hidden cameras recorded him and Kristyn having at dinner at a hotel then spending the night at Kristyn’s apartment. Hansen, who’s been carrying on the affair for four months, also has two sons. Check out the details on Kristyn along with her pics after the jump.

Hot Girls Hugging and Kissing on Hug Holiday Day [158 PHOTOS]

June 29th is Hug Holiday Day, a day created by “Hugs for Health Foundation” on the premise that “hugs… are vital components to the overall senior care plan”. We believe they’re a vital component to gettin’ your bone on. We’re not really huggers here at COED, but we strongly encourage girl-on-girl hugging. It can only lead to good things. See what we mean after the jump.

Commanders in Cheef: 9 Presidents Who Smoked Trees [WEEDLY COLUMN]

F*ck the Netherlands, America is the country of cannabis. Our history is based on that sh*t, man. Presidents of the United States of America have been smoking ‘headie of state’ since the country was founded. Don’t even get me started on the Declaration of Independance, either. It was written on motherf*cking hemp paper. Boom. Game, set, match. So, in the spirit of Independence Day, COED has compiled a list of some of the commanders in cheef aka Presidents who puffed the green stuff. Check it out after the jump.

Hayley Williams and Weezer Do the Muppets [58 PHOTOS]

Remember the first time that Weezer played music with the Muppets? Well, Kermit apparently liked it so much he asked the group to come back to cover his song “Rainbow Connection” for a Muppets tribute album. This time, though, they’ve added cutie Hayley Williams (Paramore) to the mix. The location of the Rainbow Connection party is stil… Click to read more

Foo Fighter’s Walk, Beyonce’s Math, Coldplay’s Teardrops [SONGS OF THE WEEK, POLL]

Bad Meets Evil’s “Fastlane” smoked the competition last week snatching away 74% of your total votes. This week, we feature tracks from the Beyonce, Coldplay, Common, The Head and the Heart, and the Foo Fighters. Check out why our music man Al Jones picked ‘em, take a listen, then vote for your favorite after the jump!

133 Sexy Self-Shot iPhone Girls on the 4th Anniversary of the iPhone [PHOTOS]

June 29th is the 4 year anniversary of the very first iPhone going on sale. If you still own that iteration of the iPhone, we salute you. To most tech nerds, you might as well own the very first supercomputer released in the ’60s. To us, the funniest flaw of the original iPhone was you could take pics but you couldn’t receive them. You had to click on a link that goes to an AT&T site that houses it. Super lame. So, if you still have that version and are too lazy to click (or you’re not pimp enough to have chicks sext you), we’re celebrating the anniversary with a gallery of sexy girls taking self-shot iPhone pics. Check ‘em out after the jump.

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