Painfully Funny Sunburns That Will Make Your Skin Crawl [37 PHOTOS]

With the weather improving and Memorial Day Weekend on its way, hoards of people will be shedding their clothes in an attempt to get some color. Problem is we forget to apply sun tan lotion before laying out. Why we forget after getting scorched by the sun repeatedly is a mystery. It’s sort of like heavy drinking – we know we’re gonna hurt the next day, but we do it anyway. As a friendly reminder to lather up with UV block, we’ve created a gallery of painfully funny sunburn photos that will make your skin crawl. And, if your stubborn ass still doesn’t think it needs sunscreen, check out a lighthearted PSA video starring Miss COED Heather Kent below the gallery after the jump!

94 Maids That Would Tempt The Terminator [PHOTOS]

What is wrong with Arnold Schwarzenegger? Doesn’t he know that if you are going to be cheating on your wife (esp. when you are working for the government) you should not dip your pen in the company ink by boinking the family maid? How about the fact that a man with that much fame chose to mess around with a woman three steps above a velociraptor? Lucky for him, I have selected a list of some of the hottest maids my eyes have ever seen for him to choose from next time. Check them out after the jump!http://www.popeater.com/2011/05/18/arnold-schwarzenegger-love-child-birth-certificate/

5 Types of People You Should Never Get High With

Smoking weed and chilling with your buddies is an all-American pastime. And it’s also a nice ice-breaker when hanging out with new people. But be careful – nothing can snuff your buzz quicker than a smoking session with a bunch of losers. Check out the 5 people you should never get high with after the jump.

25 Title Suggestions For The Kardashians New Book

The AP reported the Kardashians are releasing a book but they want their fans to name it. This is quite possibly the biggest, bestest set up for a joke ever. So, we asked our Facebook followers to suggest titles. They didn’t disappoint. Check out the best of the best along with our top suggestions after the jump!

Miss COED: Margaux Macgregor [14 PICS]

Margaux’s a 24 year old LA girl. She’s done print ads for Nike, Diesel, and Juicy Couture. Additionally, Margaux can be seen tightening up her abs (not that she needs it) in infomercials for the Abs Transformer and the Ab Rocket. What’s most impressive about her is that in a state like California that’s filled with slammin’ models and actress wanna-bes, she managed to be Miss California USA top-10 Finalist in 2009. Whenever we hear her name, we think of that clip from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Check out her pictures and stats after the jump.

Between Two Ferns: Zach Galifianakis + Will Ferrell [VIDEO]

Episode 13 of Zach Galifianakis’ show Between Two Ferns was released recently and his guest was Will Ferrell. Really no other introduction should be needed but I’ll humor you anyway. Besides two of the funniest dudes in the world, this video contains monkeys literally face-banging frogs, John Hamm, and a pungent perfume. Check out the full clip after the jump!

The People of Walmart Rap [VIDEO]

Have you ever been to Walmart and seen the worst / craziest parts of America shopping there? If not, don’t worry because peopleofwalmart.com offers a website that people post pictures of just that kind of person. With that in mind, here’s some guy named JDirty rapping about the gnarly dudes/dudettes from the site. Oh yeah, and there’s a pimp in there somewhere. Check out the video after the jump!

Bar Rafaeli is Just Fine

• Bar Rafaeli Seems to Be Doing Just Fine (Barstool)

• Two Chicks Shotgunning Beers at Indians Game (BustedCoverage)

• Ariadne Artiles is a Name to Remember (Guyism)

• Bikini Flash Mob in LA (Heavy)

• Christina Ricci: Beach Watch (Maxim)

• The Roast of Facebook (CollegeHumor)

• Ever Wonder Where Your Lost Luggage Went? (theChive)

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Kate Upton Milks A Cow Full of Sobe Orange Cream [VIDEO + Photos]

The sun was out today as COED caught supermodel Kate Upton on this beautiful afternoon at Madison Square Park. Kate (along with Hillary Duff and Jessica Szohr) was there for the SoBe Try Everything Challenge. She really embraced the theme of the day and milked this cow filled with Sobe Orange Cream. It wasn’t enough for us to post some exclusive shots of this beauty, so COED decided to also bring you an exclusive video. With udder pleasure, enjoy Kate Upton milking this cow.

COED’s Guide To Buying Your Next Smartphone

Deciding which smart phone to buy is like being asked whether you think your friend’s sister is hot – whatever you say, you’re screwed. No matter how objective you try to be about what it has to offer your emotions will kick in. Your brain (without consulting you) will see some color or price break or another perk that it really, really likes. There is, however, a way to determine what makes a smartphone smart enough to consider as your next phone. It’s called your ‘education’ and this guide will hopefully walk you through the important factors one should think about when buying a new phone. Check it out after the jump!

30 Most Beautiful MMA Ring Girls [PHOTOS, POLL]

Yesterday, the New York State Senate passed a legislation to legalize the sport. Nothing is official yet because it still needs to be introduced for a vote in a Democratic (read: anti-MMA) Assembly. Our fingers are crossed they’ll make the right decision. Maybe they should take a close look at our list of MMA’s Most Beautiful Ring Girls for reasons why New York needs men mauling each other for money. Catch more MMA Ring Girls with our articles on 36 MMA Ring Girls Exposed, and MMA Ring Girl-o-Rama. Check out our updated rankings along with their pics and vote for your favorite after the jump!

Back To The Future Of Then & Now Photography [7 PHOTOS]

I stumbled upon a site featuring side by side photo sets of people from when they were younger next to themselves decades later. The photographer responsible for these time-tested pics is Irina Werning. For this feature she states, “I love old photos… Most of us are fascinated by their retro look but to me, it’s imagining how people would feel and look like if they were to reenact them today…” It’s truly amazing work when you consider how difficult it must be to get these people back in those same exact poses, locations, and clothes. Also amazing is how creepy adults look when they try to re-enact cute poses by children. Check out the pics after the jump!

Pharoahe’s Dark Side, DMB, Beyonce Runs The World [SONGS OF THE WEEK]

Last week, Cam’Ron’s “Down and Out” featuring Kanye West swept the polls, snatching away close to 80% of the total vote for your favorite song of the week. This week, we have tracks from Pharoahe Monch, Elbow, Zero 7, Beyonce, and Dave Matthews Band. Check ‘em out then vote for your favorite after the jump!

Topless Pics of Hot R&B Singer Cassie Leaked? [15 PHOTOS]

Complex reports via Egotastic that topless pics of 24 year old R&B singer-model-dancer Cassie have been leaked to the interwebs. The name vaguely sounds familiar, you might remember her first single, “Me & U”, which became a major hit in 2006 or as Sophie Donovan in Step Up 2 The Streets. Her second album, Electro Love, has yet to be released. The photos first popped up on MediaTakeOut.com and there’s some skepticism over whether or not they’re really her. All we gotta say is nip piercings? Hells yes. Who’s got the better multimedia sexts, though – Cassie or Rihanna? See the topless pic along with a gallery of her hottest photos after the jump!

Mercedes Terrell [GALLERY] [12 PICS]

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