5 Video Game Characters We’d Like to Smoke Up With

Imagine a life where everyone is trying to kill you. No matter where you go, you’re often met with traps and swinging blades. Not to mention everything you do is scored, judged and graded. Well, such is life for video game characters. And with all this stress, it would come as no surprise that video game characters like to smoke a little weed in what little downtime they have. But, of all the famous video game characters over the years, which ones are the best to share a bowl with? Find out after the jump!

Miss COED: Michaela Purcell [35 PICS]

Michaela is a 24 year old model living in San Francisco. She’s been on the cover of Glammodelz and has even been used as a model for the video game Margarita Wrestling. Because it’s one of the first beautiful days here outside of our office, I’m itching for the weekend and I know you are, too. Michaela’s enormous… gallery is a great way to get our party started a little early. My gift to you. Check out her pics and stats after the jump!

Super Mario Bros. On Ice [VIDEO]

Now, I’m a big fan when it comes to all things Super Mario (save for that God awful Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games and unnecessary sequel garbage); if I so much as see the names “Mario” and/or “Luigi” appear anywhere on the street I start to get all giddy inside with a stupid grin appearing on my face – and passerby thinking I’m clinically insane. That’s why I couldn’t help but post this video of Tatiana Volosozhar’s and Maxim Trankov’s Mario-inspired performance from the 2011 World Championships in Moscow. Granted, this performance isn’t really anything special, but you can’t go wrong with a hot Russian blonde doing amazing splits and other crazy moves on the ice! Come on, paisanos, watch Tatiana bust some serious moves for yourself!

COED’s Low Priced Last Minute Mother’s Day Gift Guide

Is it just me or are most Mother’s Day gift guides super pricey, lame, and sometimes inconvenient to shop for under time constraints? Sure, maybe your mom is a techie, or a gardener, or a movie aficionado, but is that ALL she is? Of course not! Here’s a Mother’s Day gift guide that’ll reach out and touch any mother’s heart on a more universal level, and luckily for you, fall under budget. See our suggestions after the jump!

32 Brutal Pics Of Bulls Destroying Humans

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Kate Upton’s Mesmerizing Mammaries [8 GIFs]

Oh, how we love Kate Upton. Let us count the ways… actually, let’s not, we’d die of old age before finishing the list. She’s one of those rare women who can make your jaw drop EVERY time you see her. Like, yes, I know you look like that but I still react like it’s the first time. Previously, we showed you pics of SI’s Rookie of the Year from her Beach Bunny photo shoot. Now comes a video from Bikini.com that features 2 and a half solid minutes of Kate walking the runway during a Beach Bunny fashion show and we’ve got the animated gifs that will have your eyes locked and loaded on your screen for days. Check ‘em out after the jump!

Top 11 Hotties Shamefully Snubbed By Maxim’s Hot 100

As we mentioned earlier, Rosie Huntington Whiteley was #1 on Maxim’s Hot 100 list while Brooklyn Decker took a backseat to Avril Lavigne and Miley Cyrus somehow placed above Diora Baird. Plus, Cameron Diaz at #4? Yeah, she loves porn and flying cross country for d*ck, but still. With any list, the creators are bound to be skewered and scrutinized – that’s part of the appeal.  Overall, Maxim’s was pretty solid, but we think there were some glaring omissions that deserve some credit for their bodies… of work. Check out the 11 sexiest snubs from Maxim’s “Hot 100″ after the jump. Ladies, if you need a shoulder to cry on, ours are super absorbent.

5 NHL Teams That Need New Uniforms [POLL]

When it comes to the overall design of their jerseys, hockey beats all other major sports leagues: they have the ability to make sweet jerseys featuring cool logos, and mascots on the front instead of the standard and mundane team or city name or just a boring old number. While some of these teams take full advantage of that and have awesome uniforms – such as the Chicago Blackhawks or the Buffalo Sabres – some have made jerseys so unsightly, even a homeless guy would be embarrassed to wear it. So take a look at this list of 5 NHL teams in need of new uniforms after the jump!

Ask A Chick: Mutual Masturbation, Ex Sexin’ Roommate, Hook Up Music, 2nd Date Gestures

“Ask A Chick” is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition of “Ask A Chick”, Charlsie responds to questions about getting your girl to masturbate in front of you, the best music to play while hooking up, dealing with an ex who bones all your friends, and acceptable romantic gestures on your second date. See her answers after the jump!

The Top 5 Supernatural Jobs [VIDEOS]

With the job market currently down the toilet, you’re probably sitting there – right now – throwing in the towel and giving up entirely on the job hunt. While a job in the particular field you want may not be available, have you ever considered a profession in the field of paranormal investigation/extermination? With ghosts, demons and other ethereal vermin never being in short supply, there’s always a need for someone willing to get their hands dirty, slimey or bloody! Check out COED’s list of 5 supernatural jobs this side of awesome after the jump!

See Why This Kazakhistani Soccer Player Is Banned For Life [VIDEO]

I’m sure that I’m not alone when I say that I’ve never watched a Kazakhistani soccer match before. However, I might change my mind if more fights like this one break out. One of the players Armand Masimzhanov delivered such a blow to this one guy that the Kazakhistani soccer federation (league) banned him for life. This makes everyone a winner: the whole world gets to watch this kick and Armand doesn’t have to play for a Kazakhistani soccer team anymore. Watch the video after the jump!

Tyler the Creator Makes Eminem Look Like Miley Cyrus [NSFW VIDEOS, LYRICS]

Watch out Ringtone Rap, because yesterday, Tyler the Creator‘s new album “Goblin” leaked. If you’ve never heard of him, you should check him out. Why? Because imagine Eminem wrote lyrics on the worst day of his life and that’s what this twisted 20-year-old comes up with on a regular basis. And unlike that Juggalo Screamcore baloney, Tyler actually makes it work, spitting fire that comes with cockroaches and vomit (just watch the video below and you’ll see what we mean). While he gets a bad rap from the media because of his content, he claims that some of it he means and some of it he doesn’t. Read the lyrics and check out the videos after the jump!

George Clooney’s Elisabetta Canalis Gets Naked For PETA [10 PICS]

George Clooney‘s girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis posed nude for an upcoming PETA ad. You might remember her from our special edition of Sweet Ass Tuesday, in which we featured her Italian buttcheeks bouncin’ around on the beach. Enjoy these behind the scenes pics courtesy of The Superficial while wearing your Ethiopian Wolf fur coat and dining on Black Rhinoceros.

94 Mad Hot Mamacitas for Cinco De Mayo [PHOTOS]

Since when do Americans need an excuse to party? We don’t! In fact, we look to other countries to see what they are celebrating, then make it our own. Cinco De Mayo brings us together with our beautiful Mexican friends to the south. And by brings us together, I mean, it brings all the sexy Mexican (Sexicans?) mamacitas into the national spotlight. Mix in some alcohol and a little salsa dancing and we have ourselves one hell of a night. Arriba!

5 Must-Try Mexican Tequilas on Cinco de Mayo

We all know about Cuervo and Durango, but Mexico has plenty of other fine liquors to get festive with.  While most people grab the closest gold tequila, this is actually the lowest quality available with absolutely no aging. Silvers are a step up since they rest for a short time to refine and smooth their flavors. The most popular varieties in Mexico are Reposados, which spend anywhere from 3 to 9 months in a wooden barrel, and the top shelf Anejo tequilas, which are allowed to age for 18 months up to 3 years. Check out our top 5 Mexican tequilas to try this Cinco de Mayo and feel free to make a kick-ass cocktail with them (if you aren’t in the shooting mood).

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