Jennifer Love Hewitt to Become Law & Order SVU’s Sexiest Star? [50 PHOTOS]

EW reports Boobs McGee aka Jennifer Love Hewitt is rumored to be replacing The Love Guru mantra, Mariska Hargitay on Law & Order: SVU. Did we just reference Mike Meyers comedic dud The Love Guru? Yes. To us, Mariska’s always been a hard hottie bandwagon to hop on; something to do with her eyes and masculine demeanor. That said, we can’t picture J Love in a cop role. Even when she tries to act badass, she just comes off so damn sweet. Well, that and we can’t stop staring at her beautiful, gigantic jiggling breasts. Anyway, to raise our cups to her cups, we’ve gathered her sexiest pics into this overflowing gallery.

Real Life Angry Birds Played On The Streets of Spain [VIDEO]

• CAW! Now, there’s real life angry poo on my car.
• New Girl Pop Group Actually Gets Naked on the Reg
• We’re bowled over by April Bowlby
• Green Bay to Enter Lingerie Football League
• JWoww’s boobs look bigger
• George Takei Wins Award for Tweet of the Day
• Real Housewife Danielle Staub is a stripper

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46 Trent Reznor Facts That Make Chuck Norris Look Like Justin Bieber

May 17th is Trent Reznor‘s 46th birthday. For those of you who are unaware of Trent’s work, he was the front man for Nine Inch Nails, which makes his Oscar for Best Soundtrack (The Social Network) even more impressive. If none of that matters to you, he also hates Fred Durst. There, now you should care about him. In celebration of his arrival into this twisted world, here are 46 other fun facts about Trent you might not have known about. Check ‘em out after the jump!

2011 Miami Heat Dancers Do Burlesque [67 PHOTOS]

The Bulls dominated the Heat in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals and we have to believe it was due in part because Miami didn’t have their dancers court side to distract D Rose and crew. We previously showed you the hotness that is the Heat squad back when Melo first joined the Knicks. Now, the dancers have turned up the heat with these pics of them doing Burlesque. Yeah, the movie starring Christina Aguilera sucked but this should more than make up for it. Check ‘em out after the jump!

12 Video Game Characters We’d Like to Drink With [POLL]

Video games give us an outlet to do the things we normally can’t in real life. Some would say the same thing about drinking. So, it’s no surprise that boozing and video games a match made in cyber heaven, a winning combination like cocaine and waffles. Playing video games drunk is the ultimate test of merit and skill, that often finds you talking to the characters on-screen. Well, what if you could get drunk WITH them? Check out the top 11 video game characters we’d get wasted with and vote for the guy you’d like to bend elbows with after the jump!

The 16 Most Completely Clueless Fictional Cops of All-Time [POLL]

We recently featured 52 photos of hot cops for National Police Week, which is goin’ on right now (week of May 15th – 22nd). While those babes in blue had you thinking illegally, the “authority” figures in this post will have you dumbfounded. Yeah, they’re here to serve and protect, but for every Dirty Harry out there saving the day there’s a squad car full of Keystone Kops just around the corner. Today we’re going to celebrate the second group by laying out some of the best of the worst. So join us and raise your cups of coffee and donuts to these men disgracing the badge after the jump.

He Said / She Said: Does Her Underwear Matter?

He Said/She Said is a new dating, sex, and relationship series designed to help dudes understand what chicks are thinking – we know, an impossible feat. Every week we’ll be throwing out a different topic for debate…you can read the guy’s side here and the girl’s side at CollegeCandy.com. This week’s topic: does her underwear matter? Read what our side has to say after the jump.

42 Demotivational Masturbation Posters for Masturbation Month [PHOTOS]

In May 1995, San Francisco-based sex toy and education shop Good Vibrations declared May to be “Masturbation Month.” Then in 1999, the Masturbate-a-Thon originated; the annual events (in San Fran & Denmark) “increase awareness of self-pleasure as a strategy for safer and healthier sex and to de-stigmatise self-love”. We thought we jerked it way too much, but then we saw these record holders (they’re f***ing machines). Once you’ve placed your eyeballs back in your head, take a gander at our gallery of downright funny demotivational posters about pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger after the jump.

5 Liquor Bottles You Can Turn Into Bongs

Like the great Isaac Newton, inspiration for stoners sometimes comes in the form of an apple. Like when you’re without your piece, an apple can serve as a makeshift substitute. However, if one has the time, patience, and tools, homemade bongs can have the grace and ingenuity of a butterfly. All it takes is a screwdriver/power drill to make a hole in a bottle, a bowl and some elbow grease. Check out our list of recycle-worthy bottles after the jump!

5 Alternatives To The iPad [TABLETS]

Apple’s iPad paved the way for tablets, but that doesn’t mean you’re stuck being a sheep whose eyes never wander past the “i”. The apps will come in due time so in the meantime, focus on the hardware, which handles Flash just fine using Android as the OS. Stick it to Steve Jobs and check out these 5 alternatives to Apple taking a bite out of your wallet after the jump.

Miss COED: Kam Reens [14 PICS]

Today’s Miss COED is Kam Reens, a 22-year-old model from Killeen, TX. Every day, I spend hours combing the internet for fine models to present to our readers. Most of the time, these girls post on their profiles that they’re ‘girly girls’ or that they enjoy ‘clothes.’ Kam skips the BS and cuts right to the chase, “HOBBIES – Paintball, Sky Diving, and being an adrenaline junky.” Word, Kam. Check out this X-tremely hot girl’s pics and stats after the jump.

Kate Upton Is A Busty Beach Bunny Bride [11 PHOTOS]

Ya know, Kate, you really need to give us a moment to breathe over here. We knew models were the hardest working chicks out there, but cripes do you owe taxes or something? You’re pulling some serious Nic Cage sh*t right now.

Thanks to BustedCoverage, we stumbled across the latest batch of Kate’s Beach Bunny Swimwear pics. This could be the weirdest set yet – this comes from their Facebook page:

Seth MacFarlane’s First Family Guy [VIDEO]

Originally aired in 1996, this cartoon short was two years before the first airing of Family Guy (December 20, 1998). The characters all have different names but remain pretty true to their more famous version. See if you can match the characters here to their Family Guy counterpart. Hint: it’s really easy. Check it out after the drop!

The End Is Nigh, Here Come Cats In Tanks [VIDEO]

• Who ya callin’ a p*ssy, p*ssy?
• Nina Agdal should always wear a bikini
• Fat Naked Ladies on PCP Are Fun For Everyone
• The Very Best of Bin Laden’s Porn Titles on Twitter
• This Dallas Cowboys cheerleader candidate probably won’t make the team
• Miller Lite Liteguards at Maxim Hot 100 Party
• Watch This Snowmobiler Get Wrecked

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Hot-Ass Tree Huggers for Love a Tree Day [52 PHOTOS]

May 16th is Love a Tree Day, a “holiday” during which tree hugging hippies endure splinters to give Earth’s hair follicles a good fondling. There are a bunch of ways you can celebrate this special occasion, but at COED, we only know of one way that fits the bill: hot girls. So, while everyone else driving a Nissan Leaf, and wearing outfits completely made of hemp latches on to some wood, we give you a gallery of hot-ass tree huggers who will most likely give YOU wood. Check ‘em out after the jump!

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