7 Annoying People You’ll Meet On The Subway

The subway is very similar to the poet Dante and Virgil’s descent into hell in The Divine Comedy: it’s oppressively hot, you bear witness to the most horrifying sights conceivable and are condemned to incessant suffering with no salvation in sight; and that’s just the platform, you didn’t even board the train yet! What demonic monstrosities dwell behind the automatic doors of the subway train? And once these doors close… there’s no turning back. Mind thy step as we confront the 7 annoying types of demons people you’ll meet on the subway train!

Drinks of the Week: Millionaire Margarita, Intense Sunrise, Seven Seas Breeze

This week’s edition of drinks of the week is fueled by Belvedere Intense Unfiltered 80 Vodka, Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum, and Distinguido Tequila Silver. Three truly unique brands of liquor that we’ve been excited to test and review for quite some time now. So gentlemen, start your livers and accelerate your eyeballs into this week’s reviews and recipes after the jump!

Getting (A) Piece In The Middle East [INFOGRAPHIC]

Will our generation ever see peace in the Middle East? With the recent uprising and social unrest in Egypt, Libya, and Tunisia, maybe we’re seeing progress albeit through bloodshed and war. Sometimes it’s the only way. Or maybe John Rambo was right. Anyway, Penthouse Magazine and Adult Friend Finder (“AFF”) created this handy infographic that shows the link between allowing full access to the interwebs and its effect on AFF registrations. Loosen the reins on the world wide web, loosen your belt and undo her bra. It’s science. Check out the graphic after the jump!

Miss COED: Anna Fryzel AKA “Zapi” [48 PICS]

Anna’s a 22 year old Polish model and aspiring singer from Garden City, Michigan who attended Eastern Michigan University is a self-described, “dirty dancer” that loves martial arts, partying, painting, drawing, and writing – she’s written a book, songs, and screenplays. This multi-talented tour de force also enjoys acting but plans on becoming a lawyer, stating that she is really skilled in the ways of arguing and logic. No arguments here; Anna’s hot. Case closed. Check out her stats and pics after the jump!

Yo Moficky Is The Worst Rapper Ever! [VIDEO]

Not everybody can hope to be the next YouTube sensation like Justin Bieber – why in Lord’s name you’d even want to is beyond me – but aspiring rapper “Yo Moficky” is adamant about kick-starting his musical career! I guess when he’s not busy throwin’ down some sick rhymes for his visiting grandparents or performing at his church’s ice cream social, he’s taking the time out of his hectic schedule to entertain his adoring fans on YouTube… What the hell am I saying, this kid’s awful! I can’t believe my mom bought me I even bought his crappy CD! Hit the jump to see Yo Moficky’s latest “hit” for yourself. Balls… Balls!

6 Sexy Infomercials AKA “Nymphomercials”

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Lindsey Vecchione’s 77 Sexiest Facebook Photos

If you don’t know Chicago bikini model and Lingerie Football League player Lindsey Vecchione, it’s time to get on the V-train, because this beautiful caboose is leaving the station. In the past few months Lindsey has posed for Playboy, took a dip in the pool on their “SFW” site The Smoking Jacket and has been nominated for Busted Co… Click to read more

6 Animals You Didn’t Know Were Dangerous

With millions of years of evolution under our belts (and some trial and error), it’s safe to say that we have learned what kinds of animals are and aren’t dangerous; essentially, if it’s either a really big cat or something with scales that hisses and has fangs, we run like hell. But maybe in our complacency we never bothered to check the Post-It memo Mother Nature stuck to the fridge on her way out. You know, the one with that list of other animals that at first glance look innocuous, but are actually quite deadly. Confused? No worries, just hit the jump to see the list of six animals that you had no idea could be dangerous!

Kate Upton’s Nude Official Site Intro Movie FTW! [VIDEO]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bigger surge in popularity than Kate Upton‘s. Most know her for as the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, “Rookie of the Year” but she’s also currently the face of Guess and has modeled for Beach Bunny swimwear and Victoria’s Secret. Uh, have you been to her official site? If you weren’t trigger happy with your click finger and actually sat through the intro video, you will not be disappointed. Last week, she taught us how to Dougie, now she’s teaching us how to sit and wait. We’re like her trick dogs over here. See the video below after the jump!

12 Rarely-Seen Keith Richards Photos

Right around this time around 49 years ago, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards met future Rolling Stones guitarist Brian Jones at a London blues club. The rest, as they say, is history. Since that fateful day, the Rolling Stones have become one of the greatest (some would say THE greatest) rock bands of all-time. As for the eternal one, Keith Richards, Rolling Stone magazine ranked him as the “10th greatest guitarist of all time“. He co-wrote 14 songs with Mick Jagger that were listed on Rolling Stone’s “500 Greatest Songs of All Time“. And, he’s got one smoking hot daughter. We honor his timeless spirit with this gallery of rarely seen photos. See ‘em after the jump!

Gorgeous Girls Golfing 2011: Masters Edition [112 PHOTOS]

Ah, the Masters. A tradition unlike any other. It’s also the first major championship of the 2011 PGA season and features the smallest “field” of any major (99 players this year). With the 75th edition of the tournament set to tee off April 7th at the Augusta National Golf Club, we have a Phil Mickelson-approved photo gallery of gorgeous girls golfing that is par for the course for COED. Could you imagine if these ladies were allowed to caddy? Ratings galore! Come on, CBS. See the pics after the jump!

Alcohol Consumption in the United States [Infographic]

Like baseball, the consumption of alcohol is perhaps one of America’s greatest pastimes, enjoyed by everyone from bisexual starlets to playboy billionaires to Fab Five members. Who doesn’t love knocking back a few cold ones while watching your sh*t-faced frat brother sloppily singing Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” (dude needs a gf, btw)? Of course, people love to throw numbers around, but that can get real boring real quick, so, to give your eyeballs a break, the Photoshop savvy brohams at Phlebotomist put together this intoxicating infographic for us! Check it out after the jump!

Workaholics IS The Funniest Show on Television [9 VIDEOS]

I first saw a promo for Workaholics on April Fools Night and I tweeted that it’s “legit”. Talk about understatement of the millenium. Since then, Workaholics has worked its way up past It’s Always Sunny, Tosh.0, and South Park to #1 favorite show of all-time and it hasn’t even aired yet. If you think I’m blowing some form of hot liquid smoke up your bunghole, I’m not. I’m willing to lay down straight cash money, holmes, that this will be Comedy Central’s bread winner by the end of ’11. The show premieres tonight and will air Wednesdays at 10:30pm ET/9;30pm CT. Check out clips and meet the cast after the jump!

19 Ridiculously-Dope Dubs [PHOTOS]

Rims are fly, holmes. They’re shiny and make great subjects for hit rap tracks. They’re mesmerizing and distracting, which is totally ace when you’re illegally street racing against Vin Diesel or Paul Walker or Donte Stallworth. The amount of pride rim owners take in their pretty possessions is immeasurable. I once saw a pedophile’s rusty, rickety, windowless van sitting on dubs at an intersection in Baltimore. I offered him three kids and he still wouldn’t give up those hot wheels. His exact words were, “That’s one rimjob I must decline.” Anyway, check out our phat photo gallery of pimped out rims that will make you feel like a number one stunner after the hip hop, yo!

8 Reasons Why Dudes Prefer Hooking Up Over Relationships

The Detroit Free Press published what is, in my opinion, a pretty obvious “trend” piece about how the  majority of male college students opting for hook ups over relationships. In typical fashion, female college students are pissed about this alarming pattern to which I respond with, “where’s the fire?” You literally JUST became an adult. You’ve probably been “hooking up” for maybe 4-8 years and, hopefully, have another 4-8 years of hooking up in your future. You have quite possibly another 30-50 years of ONE relationship to look forward to. Give it a rest. Check out our reasons why guys choose hooking up over relationship after the jump!

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