8 Machines That Will Wipe Out Mankind

The wheels of technology enslaving us are now officially set in motion thanks to the eye-controlled laptop and the “Jazz” telepresence robot unveiled during the CeBit technology expo in Hanover, Germany two weeks ago. While the general public – blind to their inevitable termination – is hailing these devices and others like them as innovations in technological design and general convenience, those of us who actually watched films like The Terminator and Tron know all too well that these are only the first insidious steps in mankind’s downfall. Know your enemy by reading COED’s list of eight technologies that you will eventually call “master” after the jump!

Ask A Chick: Why Is She Dry, Finger Lickin’ Good, Hands On Her Head

“Ask a Chick” is COED’s new feature in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries that you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister, or mom. It’s no holds barred here, folks, she’s got the steel nerves to endure the grodiest of groan-inducing quandaries. In this week’s edition of “Ask A Chick”, Charlsie addresses dry girlfriends, how to get the most out of your digits, knowing when to say when when calling, and wondering why women hate it when you push her head down for oral sensations. See Charlsie’s advice after the jump!

WTF News: Prophylactic Milk, World’s Most Expensive Dog, Fingerless Pianist

Today’s WTF news items feature a Swedish woman who found a love glove in her milk carton, the world’s most expensive dog that looks cuddly but will actually rip your face off, and a Chinese girl who can play the piano despite not having fingers on her right hand. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Fat Guy Tries To Kick Ceiling Fan [VIDEO]

Take a look at “Jean Claude Van Damme” over here, gaging the distance between him and the fan and mentally prepping himself like he has years of experience jump kicking people under his belt gut. But gravity ain’t going to have it and our corpulent Kung-Fu master plummets back to terra firma like a jiggly asteroid from space – not to mention that he cuts one in the process. People always say not to laugh at other people’s misfortune, but we just can’t seem to contain ourselves. Watch the video that would make Bruce Lee himself spin kick in his grave!

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Girls Feeling Full Moon Fever [62 PHOTOS]

A “Super Moon” will rise in the east at sunset on Saturday evening. According to NASA, this unusually large full moon will be the biggest since March 1983 because it will be about 8% closer to Earth than usual (a distance of about 220,000 miles). The best time to look at the full moon is when it’s near the horizon. To celebrate, we’ve pulled together a phenomenal gallery of girls showing THEIR full moon that’s out of this world. The best time to view this oh-so-close compilation? Right… NOW.

The Dark Knight Enters Hell In “Batman: Arkham City”

Recently resurrected from the grave in the comics, Bruce Wayne is also making his triumphant return to video games this October in Rocksteady’s Batman: Arkham City, the sequel to 2009’s critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham Asylum. Based on trailers and information released so far, this title is one of the most highly anticipated games of 2011 and could be the game of the year. See our full preview along screengrabs and the trailer after the jump!

Dead Leprechaun Spotted On NYC Rooftop [EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS]

Drinking’s awesome. Hangovers aren’t. Are hangovers worth it? Considering everyone continues to drink I’d say yes. But, people take drinking to a whole ‘nother level on St. Patrick’s Day. We lose wallets, keys, cameras, our minds, and our pride. Some even lose THEIR LIVES. Just ask the leprechaun on this rooftop. Well, you won’t get an answer out of him because he recently kicked the bucket of gold. Okay, so maybe he’s not dead but if he isn’t that’s one helluva nap. The mini-hotel must’ve been booked. See the pics after the jump!

10 Greatest March Madness Upsets of All Time

Everybody generally loves a winner. I say generally because there is always someone who hates the winner (the loser). However, there is always one thing that everybody loves, the underdog. Talented underdogs give us a reason to root against the favorite; they make things interesting. They are the David that slays Goliath, the long shot that pays off, the proof that any team can win on any given day if they bust their behinds more than the other team. With all the upsets that happened last night, especially Morehead State over Louisville, it got us thinking, what are the greatest March madness upsets of all-time. Well here we go…

Miss COED: Heidi Lynn Yates [17 PICS]

Heidi’s a 20 year old model from Vinta, Oklahoma who’s posed for Ugly John’s clothing and appeared in ads for Kevin Jones photography and Sparkdaddy.net. She looks just as hot as a brunette as she does blonde. Her name makes me think of William Butler Yeats, famous poet and dramatist. Here’s a poem I just wrote: Roses are red, violets are blue, Heidi Lynn Yates, I would totally hook up with you. See her stats and pics after the jump!

The 7 Sexiest Celebrity Chefs

Cooking shows have changed quite a lot over the years, for us guys at least. We’re no longer subjected to watching an amorphous tub of goo wearing a chef hat waddle around a studio kitchen looking for that wayward can of Crisco or sweating into the gumbo. Now, we’re treated to enough sweet eye candy that would put even the babes of Spike and G4 to cryi… Click to read more

Kate Middleton: Her Royal Hotness Bikini Bonanza [11 Photos]

Here are some pictures of her royal hotness, the future Queen of England Kate Middleton in Ibiza with Prince William from 2006 that finally surfaced this week. The couple is set to be married on April 29 at Westminster Abbey in London.

10 Things From Your 20′s That You’ll Regret When You’re 40

Don’t get me wrong – being young and having fun is as important as anything in life. But assuming you live past the age of 28, there are a few things that you just can’t get away with, without reaping some serious consequences. Here are the top 10 things you do when you’re young that, when looking back, make you wonder how you could have been such a complete and total dumbass. (Image used courtesy of The Lizard Man)

Dashboard Cam View Of The Tsunami [VIDEO]

Ever since the earthquake and resulting tsunami that struck Japan last week, everyone all over the world has been doing their part to send relief to those that have lost their homes and, for some, friends and family in this time of crisis. But we are left wondering what was it like to see the destructive force of this natural disaster through the eyes of the people, until now when this shocking video recently surfaced on the internet.

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