Don’t Talk To Strangers [VIDEO]

We at COED Magazine feel that it is our obligation as knowledgeable, savvy adults to take a moment and talk to you about… STRANGER DANGER! Now don’t get paranoid on us, we got some totally rad tips for you to keep in mind every time you go off campus with your homies. First, if someone comes up to you in the park and offers a banana, remember to just say “no” and walk away. Second, never, under any circumstances, listen to the demo on your electric keyboard outdoors alone; have a group of your friends with you at all times. And lastly, strangers always wear sunglasses and are balding – it’s a proven scientific fact! Still not sinking in? Then you need to watch the video after the jump!

He Said / She Said: Translating Text Messages

He Said/She Said is a new dating, sex, and relationship series designed to help dudes understand what chicks are thinking – we know, an impossible feat. Every week we’ll be throwing out a different topic for debate…you can read the guy’s side here and the girl’s side at CollegeCandy.com. This week’s topic: deciphering the secret code or hidden agenda behind text messages.

Cheerleaders of the 2011 NCAA Sweet 16 Showdown

March Madness is living up to its name, driving us mad with infuriating foul calls from officials, bewildering bonehead plays, and heartstopping buzzer beaters. If you’re like millions of other people, your bracket most likely got busted this weekend (thanks, Butler), so you’re probably in need of a morale boost. Luckily, we’ve compiled brand-spanking new photo galleries of each Sweet 16 team’s cheerleaders to get you pumped for the next round of ups and downs.

Songs Of The Week: Katy & Kanye, Eminem’s Boys, Biggie, and Alice in Chains

Last week, Rihanna’s S&M remix featuring J. Cole crushed the competition with 42% of the vote for favorite Song of the Week (“SOTW”). This week, our featured songs include jams from Adele, Biggie Smalls, Katy Perry, Kanye West, Eminem, Slaughterhouse, Yelawolf, and Alice in Chains. Check out Al Jones’ reasons why their tracks made his list then vote for your favorite after the jump!

5 Pages From Prince William’s Pick Up Playbook

Chicks worldwide are going gaga over Prince Willam. Is it because he’s the heir to the British throne? Or is it that he’s 6’3, blonde and more suave than Rico? Whatever the reason, the dude possesses a number of traits that women find irresistible and that us normal guys can certainly learn a thing or two from. Luckily, Prince William is already engaged to the Berkshire hottie, Kate Middleton, so we can rule him out as competition. But if you’re single and want to pick up a girl that’s every bit as gorgeous as she is, you have to dive right into Prince William’s pick up playbook. Here are the top 5 pages you should memorize…
See the top 5 pages you should learn after the jump!

Our Morganette Nicole Is In The Elite 8! [BRACKETMASTER CHALLENGE]

DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK! After trailing early in the Sweet 16 round of Captain Morgan’s BracketMaster Challenge, Nicole stormed back to edge out Hope thanks to your votes on Spike and via text. Now, we get to accompany Nicole to Las Vegas from Thursday, 3/24 to Sunday, 3/27 for some friendly competition against 7 other blogs and their respective Morganettes. Nicole’s Elite 8 opponent is Yeni from Las Vegas. This one’s for the West Region crown and a place in the Final Four. So, head to bracketmaster.spike.com and fill out your bracket for the chance to win some sweet prizes and don’t forget to vote for our girl, Nicole! You can also text Nicole to 44686. Voting ends FRIDAY, 3/25!

Girls Of The 10 Drunkest Cities in America

Main St. analyzed data from a nationwide survey of 350,000 adults conducted by the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) to find the 10 cities that drink the most. They ranked the cities by adding up the percentage of residents who admit to heavy drinking (men having more than two drinks a day and women having more than one) and binge drinking (men have had five or more drinks at a time on one or more occasions and women have had four or more). See which cities made the cut along with pics of their hottest natives and residents after the jump!

Ashley Z. Miami Heat Dancer [48 Photos]

Sports Illustrated‘s morning “Hot Clicks” is a great way to get your morning started. For their “Photo Gallery of the Day“, they promoted the NBA.com’s current dance team contest by featuring a pic of Miami Heat rookie dancer Ashley Z, a Cuban-American student at Miami Dade who hopes to be a sports broadcaster and is into pizza, Christmas, Harry Potter, and country music. After seeing her pics, we think the Heat are the early favorites to pull out the dance team championship. Judge for yourself with our photo gallery that’s heating up. She’s on fire!

Miss COED: Brittany Michelle Miller [12 PICS]

Brittany’s a 22 year old model from Oak Grove, Kentucky who’s been featured in the 2009 Hooters Calendar and was a semi-finalist in the 2010 Hooters Dream Girl competition. She also shares the same name as that hot female chipmunk from Alvin & The Chipmunks. It’s not weird to think animated female animals are hot, right? I mean, she’s female. Thinking Bugs Bunny in drag is hot? That’s weird. So, I guess I’m weird. Check out her stats and pics after the jump!

Russian Soldiers Cause Avalanche By Firing Artillery [VIDEO]

What do Russians do when they’re bored out of their minds during a snowy afternoon? Play Tetris on their iPhones? Good gracious, no, they’re out in the field firing at mountains to start an  avalanche of all things. While it isn’t in the country’s best interest to waste military ordnance and people’s tax dollars, from a financial standpoint, Russian scientists were eager to learn the effect a missile has on a snow covered mountain. It’s needless to say the experiment was a huge success. Fortunately for them, Yakov Smirnoff’s Law of Russian Reversal wasn’t a variable in the experiment. Otherwise, mountain fire on you! What a country! See the video after the jump!

The 50 Hottest SFW Photos of Kelly Brook

• Kelly Brook Photos That Won’t Get Ya Fired
• Lame Excuses For Why Your NCAA Bracket Is In Shambles
• 2011 Spring Break Fights: How To Properly KO A Punk
• 7 Types Of Facebook Birthday Wall Posts – What They Really Mean
• Kit Hoover got a reach around from Billy Bush?
• St. Paddy’s Day Chick Fight Turns Into Police Brutality
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Character in The Dark Knight Rises Revealed

See more links after the jump!

Spring Break Boob Circle Debauchery [17 PHOTOS]

With Spring Break coming to a close in the next week or so, we’ve managed to cover just about all the Spring Break pastimes – motorboatin‘,beer bongin‘, and wet t-shirts – except one: the boob circle. While crop circles remain a mystery – at least, to those people wearing tin foil hats – so do boob circles. Frankly, we don’t get the appeal but since women with respectable racks have no qualms grabbing, smooshing, or motorboating each other’s melons, adding a few more to form a jiggly geometric shape shouldn’t be a problem. Check out our photo gallery of the sexiest social circles you’ll ever see!

10 Myths About Superheroes Debunked!

If there’s one thing that really pisses off comic book geeks it’s when people who’ve never picked up a comic in their life predicate their knowledge on superheroes and villains solely on what they saw in the movies or television. Many times, people assume that storylines and characters have stayed the course since their inception. Check out our list of 10 superhero myths debunked after the jump!

Playboy’s Miss April 2011 Jaclyn Swedberg Answers Your Questions [37 PHOTOS]

Last week, we asked you to submit questions for Playboy’s Miss April 2011 Jaclyn Swedberg. In addition to her sure to be sensational centerfold in the April issue (on sale NOW), this 20 year old brunette from San Pedro, California has appeared on Playboy TV’s Badass and Beach House. For more of Jaclyn, follow her on Twitter and Facebook. Check her stats and see her answers after the jump!

Portal 2: The Cake Isn’t A Lie [VIDEO GAMES]

Portal 2 drops April 18, and the big question is: Will the sequel live up to the expectations, or was the first game simply lightning in a bottle, unable to be captured twice in a row? Find out with our full preview of the game – along with screengrabs and the trailer – after the portal jump!

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