“Ain’t Gonna Pee-Pee My Bed Tonight” – The Kelly Family [VIDEO]

Say what you will about the freakish, cult-like, American expat singing sensation The Kelly Family, but they’ve sold over 20 million albums worldwide. Once you get past the Elvis with polio dance and and the creepy Father Time figure, this song has an incredibly focused and important message. Without a doubt “I Ain’t Gonna Pee-Pee My Bed Tonight’ is on the fast track up – Number one with a bullet.

COED’s Nicole Advances to Captain Morgan’s Bracketmaster Final Four [104 PHOTOS]

Thanks to your votes, our Captain Morgan’s Bracketmaster Morganette Nicole is moving on to the Final Four. Spike announced the winners last night at Studio 54 in Las Vegas and we were there to join the celebration. Voting for the Final Four is open now until 9PM Wednesday, March 30th so head on over to Captain Morgan’s Bracketmaster Challenge and place your vote for our girl Nicole or text NICOLE to 44686.

Alejandra Plaza Puts The ‘A’ in Argentina [27 PHOTOS]

We haven’t a clue what they put in the South American water supply that causes gorgeous girls to grow beautiful and bountiful backsides, but please keep it up. Brazil, Chile and Argentina consistently produce some of the most sexy women in the world and more times than not, the ladies asses are awe-inspiring. Case in point, Argeninian model Alejandra Plaza.

Lisa Ling Is A Total Badass [VIDEOS]

Lisa Ling has bigger balls than you. Well, metaphorically, of course, but it’s still true. This beautiful Chinese-American reporter has been to places and done things that would make almost anybody sh!t their pants in terror. Ling got her start on Channel One, then eventually moved onto The View, where she was a co-host from 1999 to 2002. So far, not particularily badass. But once Ling began reporting for National Geographic Explorer, that’s when she became The Reporter Without Fear. Don’t believe me? Check out her most bad-ass videos after the jump!

“Pretty Much The Worst Video Ever Made” [GIF]

“”Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I’d take state.” – Uncle Rico

Napoleon Dynamite claims “this is pretty much the worst video ever made”, but I have to side with Kip on this one. Like anyone could even know that. Uncle Rico is 24 carat pure awesome… and so is this GIF.

“Navi’s Song (Hey, Listen)” [VIDEO]

Want to know how to make a video game junkie go ballistic and punch a hole into a brick wall, howling like an angry baboon the whole time? Just say “Navi” and watch the magic! In case you don’t know who Navi is, she was the nagging harpy – I mean – fairy sidekick of Link from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time that would get his attention with “Hey, listen,” and provide him hints to solving a puzzle or defeating a boss.

It’s A New Semester At Cartoon University [LINKS]

• Even The Lord Of The Thundercats Gains The “Freshman 15″

• Cute Dog Ruins Women’s Soccer Match

• Maxim Gets Their Hands On The Nintendo 3DS

• Charlies Sheen’s Bangin’ 7 Tracks To Have Sex To

• See The Trailer For The “First Horror Film In One Continuous Shot”

• 6 Brilliant Inventions That Look Like Gag Gifts

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Sexy Chilean Promo Girls [137 PHOTOS]

When it comes to beach butts, the most famous, of course, are the ever-lovely Reef Girls. And when it comes to countries with the best behinds, Brazil, obviously, takes the winning spot. But we now have a new contender in the bodacious babes department: Chilean promo girls! All this awesome action takes place at the deliciously debaucherous Reñaca beach in Chile, where oodles of bikini-clad hotties congregate. Vacation, anyone?

10 Obnoxious Things You Probably Do On Email

The lists of no-no’s in life is fairly daunting, let alone in the business world. I think we all learned a valuable lesson last week in not disrespecting Asians with stereotypes in the name of your own foggy perception of manners and Americanism. Let us graduate to a more advanced level of manners to prevent a less addressed aspect of ridiculousness: e-mail formalities – particularly for the workplace.

The World Premiere of Your Highness – Did Your College Win?

For the first time ever, college students were given the chance to bring the world premiere of a major motion picture to their school. Well the votes have been tallied and we have a winner. Are Danny McBride and James Franco soon to be walking the red carpet at your school for the world premiere of Your Highness? The live announcement is set for 2PM (EST) and you can watch it here.

The 7 Best Malt Liquors

It’s no wonder why 40s are the drink of choice on most college campuses. Why would you spend $3.50 for a 12 ounce beer when you could get 40 ounces of delicious malt liquor for half that price and twice the ABV? It’s so popular, the competitive kids created a drinking game called, “Edward 40 Hands,” in which players duct-tape 40s to… Click to read more

Very Creepy “Los Simpsons” Sketch [VIDEO]

There’s a damn good reason why no one at Fox Broadcasting has ever given the thumbs up to a live action version of The Simpsons that stayed true to the anatomy of the characters- it’s scientifically impossible and the amount of nightmares such a thing would deliver is inconceivable… but a Mexican sketch-comedy program has defied nature and opened up a Pandora’s Box upon an unsuspecting audience. This is what happens when you accidentally hit “SAP” on your television remote while watching The Simpsons on LSD! I don’t know what’s more frightening: the doll-like, lifeless stare of their buggy eyes or seeing a man painted yellow dressed as Marge struggling to walk in a dress. Watch this video monstrosity for yourself and pray something like this never happens to Futurama!

9 Bad-Ass Brock Samson Moments From “The Venture Brothers” [LINKS]

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• Danica Thrall Is Pretty Damn Sexy

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What Happens in Vegas… Stays on the Internet [52 PHOTOS]

Vegas Baby! She is known by many names – Sin City, The Glitter Gulch and Lost Wages to name a few. It’s a place where dreams are made and shattered in an instant with the roll of the dice and the turn of a card. However, in recent years, thanks to a brilliant marketing campaign by the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority, Vegas has become more commonly known as the vacation destination where sin and excess are not only invited, but expected. Yes, “What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas” makes a great slogan, but in the age of mobile uploads and facebooking, luckily for us, What Happens in Vegas… is more likely to end up on the internet.

10 Best Cougar Bars in America

Let’s face it, every guy wants an older woman. It’s not that cougars just like the attention, but they’re also down to do the same things girls your age want to do, except with a bit more “maturity.” So where are the top spots in the country to land yourself a mega-hottie? Check out our list below and you may be leaving with the hottest lady in the bar… even if she is twice your age!

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