WTF News: Bronx Zoo Cobra Slithers On Twitter, Pole Dancing For Jesus, Blind Date Eye Opener

Today’s WTF news items feature a very elusive yet social media savvy snake that escaped from the Bronx Zoo, a new workout regiment that makes the transition from Jesus freak to stripper a lot more acceptable, and a pair of Brits who went on a blind date only to discover they have more in common than they could ever imagine. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Miss COED: Erika Jacobs [20 PICS]

Erika’s a 21 year old from my favorite city in the whole wide world Tampa, Florida. She won the Miss Cinco de Mayo 2010 and has appeared in That’s Hot Magazine twice in addition to their calendar. Additional credits include posing for 102.5 The Bone‘s 2010 calendar, Look swimwear’s catalog, and a cover and pictorial in Juicy Mag. It’s safe to say Erika is gonna move ya, hit the spot, the kinda girl you feel right through ya. She’ll last way longer than Juicy Fruit, that’s for sure. See her stats and pics after the jump!

“One Man Disney Movie” Mashup [VIDEO]

Remember Nick Pitera, the guy everyone all over the internet is calling “The One Man Disney Movie”? If you don’t, Nick’s got the insane ability to sing songs from various Disney animated films whether they are sung by the hero, heroine or villain quite well – some are better than others to tell the truth. A few days ago, a fan of Nick’s work put together this video mashup of his voice edited along with the musical numbers from Disney movies and the end result is nothing short of fantastic. Nick’s certainly got a bright future and Disney would be crazy not to hire him as a voice actor… but they might just send a bunch of their legal goons in Mickey ears to show up at his door, strong-arming him to cease and desist. Taste the magic after the jump!

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Izabel Goulart Overdose [86 PHOTOS]

Izabel Goulart was one of 5 rookies appearing in this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Unless you were a huge Victoria’s Secret fan, her name might not ring a bell, at least, not in the U.S. The majority of her pictorials have appeared in international mags like French and Japanese Vogue, French magazine, and Numero. In addition to being a Victoria’s Secret Angel from 2005-2008, she’s also the Diabetes Research Institute’s international ambassador, helping to raise money for free insulin provisions to diabetic children. Hot and charitable? Maybe she wouldn’t giving us some love? Here’s our photo gallery of Goulart at her most gorgeous.

Beatbox Cover of The Pixies “Where is My Mind” [VIDEO]

Typically using the word beatbox in the same sentence as The Pixies, let alone in the same song would be enough to put me into a manic rage, but not today. YouTube artist, The Petebox has mashed together two diametrically opposing ideas into one pretty damn good “Where is My Mind” cover. Granted, it does have a tinge of candyness ala Plain White T’s, but pound for pound it’s a good, solid effort.

Hot Girls Eating Corn Dogs for Something on a Stick Day [70 PHOTOS]

March 28th is Something on a Stick Day! Today’s a day where we celebrate anything that comes on a stick: popsicles, cotton candy, lollipops. Our favorite is the oh so delicious corn dog. Much like babes sucking back beer bongs, catching things with their mouths, or taking a hot blast to the grill from a hand dryer, girls eating corn dogs goes down as one of the simpler safe for work pleasures in life. Enjoy our photo gallery full of females feeding on nitrate-cicles that definitely WON’T have you saying, “sh*t on a stick!” after the jump!

ICANN Approves .XXX Domain Name: What Does It Mean To You?

Soon, an event will occur that common sense once dictated would never be possible: the internet might be getting even more porn. Last week, the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (“ICANN”) – the non-profit corporation which regulates the internet’s domain names – voted to allow the creation of the “.xxx” domain name for adult entertainment sites. Now that .xxx is a reality, expect the number of porn sites to skyrocket. So, what does this mean for you? Find out after the jump!

Cheerleaders of the 2011 NCAA Final Four

Pretty much nobody could’ve predicted the Final Four of UConn, Butler, Kentucky, and VCU. In fact, according to ESPN, only 2 of the 5.9 million people who filled out brackets on their site got the guessed the regional champions correctly. My guess is those entries were from chicks who picked based on how much they liked the teams’ mascots or color schemes. To get you pumped for what’s sure to be another stellar set of games, we’re pitting each team’s cheerleaders against each other and asking you to vote for the squads you like best. We think this is a better predictor than mascots or color schemes. Review the squads and vote after the jump!

We Ain’t Afraid of No Ghostbusters: Sanctum of Slime [VIDEO GAMES]

t’s been nearly two years since the release of the highly acclaimed, fan-favorite Ghosbusters: The Video Game, which helped to temporarily sate the fans’ hunger for a third Ghostbusters movie. Heeding the call, Atari – the publishers of the 2009 smash hit – announced back in December that the Ghostbusters would be making their triumphant return to video games in the downloadable follow-up title Ghostbusters: Sanctum of Slime being released in late March. At last, the wait is over, but Sanctum of Slime is a complete departure from its predecessor in terms of gameplay and the overall story. See our full preview after the jump!

Songs of the Week: Warpaint, Graffiti6 Goes Blind, RIP Nate Dogg

Last week, Alice in Chains “Heaven Beside You” was your favorite song, earning 52% of the vote. This week’s songs feature Tyga, the lovely and leggy Jessie J, Warpaint, Graffiti6, and a tribute to Nate Dogg. See which tracks made the list after the jump!

How To Bring A Girl Back To Your Place

Do you have a lot of scented candles, massage oil and rubbers in your sock drawer currently going unused and collecting dust? Tired of having deep and meaningful conversations with girls at parties, but always fail to convince them to head back to your room? Fear not, Mr. Lonelyheart, there’s a simple solution to all these problems and more: you need to start making your place (yup, the one with the leaking window and poster of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) a bit more appealing. See the three techniques you can use to ensure you never go home empty handed again after the jump!

WTF News: Whoopie Pie, $16M Cable Bill, Rubber Duck Robbery

Today’s WTF news items feature a baked good that sounds like one very naughty Saturday night, a dude who really needs to look into subscribing to Netflix or downloading from a torrent site, and a police academy in Chicago that had 2,500 rubber ducks stolen from under their stinky pig noses. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Thumbtack Crocodile Dentist [VIDEO]

Ah, Crocodile Dentist. The game that introduced children everywhere to Russian Roulette whether they knew it or not; where a push of the tooth meant sore digits for the rest of the afternoon. But this is fun for only so long… until someone raises the ante. Looking like a twisted plaything made by Jigsaw, some lunatic in Japan went ahead and fitted the upper set of teeth with thumbtacks – for an added sense of dread when your turn approaches. He did make the game much more realistic however since it’s common knowledge that a crocodile bite hurts, and replete with life-threatening bacteria, but vials of bacteria are hard to come by these days. Hit the jump to watch this cringe-worthy video for yourself!

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