The Winner of Our “Take Me Home Tonight” Caption Contest Is…

Last week, we posted a double-your-pleasure, double-your-fun photo on Facebook and asked you to caption it for the chance to win a NikeID gift card worth $150 courtesy of the new movie “Take Me Home Tonight” in theaters today! After reviewing more than 500 submissions, we have a winner! The clever captioner is a guitar teacher and junior at the University of West Florida who hails from Pensacola, Florida. Find out who won and what they wrote after the jump!

100 Drunken Hoboken St. Partick’s Day Party Pictures

The actual St. Patrick’s Day isn’t for another couple weeks, but the folks in Hoboken, New Jersey can’t wait that long. That’s why the first Saturday of every March, they host a parade that runs down the main street. What makes this parade so much different from others? Well, we all know New Yorkers hate New Jersey, but this is the one day of the year New Yorkers are willing to cross state lines – it’s that good. Need more proof? Just check out these photos of peeps getting their Irish on at the parade. It’s sure to be a sh*tshow and a half. Erin go bragh, brah!

Rev Theory’s 10 Hottest Rocker Chicks

Rev Theory is one a dem rock ‘n’ roll bands from NYC whose members include Rich Luzzi, Julien Jorgensen, Dave Agoglia, Matt McCloskey, and Rikki Lixx. The day after Valentine’s Day, they released their third studio album, Justice, which included the song “Hangman” – it’s now a theme for WWE’s  Smackdown. It’s important to note that in 2005 they were on the Girls Gone Wild Rocks America tour, so you can rest assured they know how to spot a hottie or five. Check out their list after the jump!

Miss COED: Christine Renee [19 PICS]

Christine’s a 21 year old fetish model who’s originally from Indianapolis. She moved to Las Vegas but will be returning to her home state to kick some more ass in the modeling world. Her most notable credit includes posing for Playboy’s Fresh Faces site (link NSFW). She loves movies, alternative/rock music, tanning, Jamaica, her dog, Mexican food, dancing, shopping and traveling the world. She might’ve been around the world but how can you player hate her? She’s got a sweet tattoo of ruby red lips on her left buttcheek. Kinda hard not to kiss her can. See her pics after the jump!

Watch A Snake Bite A Chick’s Big Boob

• A snake bites the sh*t out a girl’s big fat TEETEE!
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• Jimmy Fallon doing a dead on impression of Charlie Sheen, FTW (for the winning)?
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• Brandon Davies dismissed from BYU basketball for boning his gf
• 10 greatest secret levels in Videogame history

See more links after the jump!

If Pets Had Megan Fox Thumbs Day [PHOTOS]

Fresh on the heels of that creepy Cravendale milk commercial – in which cats have thumbs – comes If Pets Had Thumbs Day! Seriously, what exactly does it take to get a day recognized? Is there a notary involved? Someone out there got crazy high, started talking to his dog about how it would be cool if he gave the thumbs up once in a while and then it dawned on him. HOLIDAY! Here at COED, when we think of thumbs, we think of one person – Megan Fox. Chick’s crazy hot but has weird-lookin’ thumbs. So, naturally, we thought what if pets had Megan Fox thumbs? Find out after the jump!

104 Beautiful Japanese Girls Celebrate Hinamatsuri [PHOTOS]

March 3rd is Hinamatsuri, which is Japanese for “Doll Festival“, and also known as “Girls’ Day” or Momo no sekku, which means “Peach Festival”. Though not a national holiday in Japan, many families with girls will pray for their growth and happiness by placing special dolls called hina-ningyo on a five- or seven-tiered display covered in red carpet and shower them with peach blossoms. We’re all for growth and happiness at COED, especially when it comes to busty Japanese babes with awesome underboob. That’s why we’ve compiled this photo gallery of grown ass girls who would make any guy “grow” and be happy. The gods heard their families’ prayers, that’s for sure.

Ask A Chick: Good Girls Gone Bad, Confused Friends With Benefits, Over-texting

“Ask a Chick” is COED’s new feature in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries that you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister, or mom. It’s no holds barred here, folks, she’s got the steel nerves to endure the grodiest of groan-inducing quandaries. In this week’s edition of “Ask A Chick”, Charlsie takes on topics like over-texting, a friend with benefits who might lose them, and analyzing why sorority chicks love the Cobra Starship song “Good Girls Gone Bad” so damn much. Read Charlsie’s choice replies after the jump!

Drinks of the Week: Everyone’s Irish, Aztec Punch, The BLT

We’re talkin’ Bourbon, Irish Whiskey, and 100% Agave Tequila… Thirsty yet? We thought so! This week, in our on-going mission to test and review every bottle of booze known to man, we stop and take a look at – Bulleit Bourbon, John L. Sullivan Irish Whiskey, and Riazul Tequila Blanco. Read our full reviews after the jump!

Kylie Bisutti Overdose [79 PHOTOS]

Kylie‘s a 20 year old model from Simi Valley, California who won Victoria’s Secret Model Search over Jamie Lee Darley in 2009. She’s really into playing sports, loves scuba diving, and is probably a huge fan of Billy Idol since she enjoys dancing with herself. She’s been featured on Maxim, and The Superficial. Now, she’s in the April issue of FHM, who calls her “The Next Big Lingerie Star”. What do you think? Check out her heart-stopping pics after the jump!

21 Badass Big Lebowski Tattoos [PHOTOS]

Cult classic “The Big Lebowski” released in theaters 13 years ago on March 6th. On that fateful weekend in 1998, The Dude finished 6th at the box office and only managed to rake in a total of about $17 million in revenue. Since then, the legacy has grown – spawning an annual festival called, “Lebowski Fest”, an online religion called, “Dudeism” aka “The Church of the Latter-Day Dude”, a shop in NYC’s Greenwich Village dedicated to collector items about the movie called, “The Little Lebowski”, and a Lebowski-themed bar in Germany (bunch of nihilists!). Fans of the movie are jas dedicated as they come. Need proof? The COED abides – just check out this photo gallery of badass Big Lebowski tattoos.

WTF News Of The Day: Northwestern’s F*ck Saw, 6th Grade Fight Club, Pills In Her Privates

Today’s WTF news items feature a class with a TA, T&A, BDSM, and some Double Ds, a bunch of 6th graders who think they’re the next Tyler Durden, and a chick convict whose coin purse is actually good for holding merch. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

10 Douchebag Things Guys Do That Turn Girls Off

Chris Illuminati is the author of A**holeology: The Cheat Sheet, which makes him an authority on not only everything a**hole but also the dreaded counter-attitude: the douchebag approach to life. You probably don’t realize it, but there are several douchey things you’re doing that are incredibly unattractive to the opposite sex. Allow Chris to point out your mistakes and fix the situation. See the list after the jump!

Miss COED: Jess Snyder [36 PICS]

Jess is a 24 year old model originally from Middletown, NY who currently resides in Clearwater, Florida. She’s been been modeling for about 6 years now and has appeared on the covers of Pulse Magazine and MMA Magazine. She was also a semi-finalist in Maxim’s Hometown Hotties and is one of FHM’s Digital Darlings. Bleacher Report called her, “New York Giants’ Sexiest Superfan“. Personally, I thought I held that title, but whatevs. Reby Sky might have something to say about that. I propose a New York Giants Sexy Superfan Challenge – Jess vs. Reby vs. Tehmeena Afzal to see who should take the crown. See Jess’s pics after the jump!

The Strokes ‘Under Cover of Darkness’ [VIDEO]

Leave it to the Strokes to bring some class to the Garden State. In their latest video effort from their forthcoming album ‘Angles’, Casablancas & crew don tux and tails at The Landmark Loews Jersey Theatre in Jersey City. ‘Angels’ is out March 22nd.

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