Children’s Playhouse Theater Presents: Shake That Bear [VIDEO]

If there’s one thing that Tosh knows all too well, it’s not to piss off the censorship gods of Comedy Central. Just when it looked like his showcase of the most sexually disturbing internet memes looked like a no-go, he did the next best thing – turn these X-rated, beyond filthy videos into G-rated fun that the whole family can enjoy(?)! “Shake the Bear” and “Church of Fudge” never looked so adorable and innocent. See this video for yourself!

12 Ways Sex Has Changed Over The Last Decade

• 12 ways sex has changed over the last decade
• 13 photos of classic cartoon characters classin’ up classic art
• Celebrate Booty Appreciation Day with bumbum beauty Suelyn Medeiros!
• 9 best sports or games to play while drinking
• 25 pics of bears doing things bears shouldn’t be able to do
• How the hell is this guy typing?
• 5 apps Facebok needs to invent

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16 Things You Didn’t Know About Daniel Tosh

Daniel Tosh is the new Dave Chappelle. Okay, so maybe it’s not as cut and dry as that but Tosh’s ratings for Comedy Central are very Chappelle-like. He’s averaging more than 4 million viewers every Tuesday night (“Chappelle Show” averaged 3.1 million at its peak), he’s destroying Stewart and Colbert. He’s even beating South Park, which gets 3.7 million on average. His Comedy Central stand-up special, “Happy Thoughts”, had approximately 3.2M viewers, which is a new record for the cable net.

Sweet Ass Fat Tuesday [50 Photos]

Previously, we showed you what women will do for beads (hint: it involves nipples). Today, we focus our attention on a different part of the body to celebrate Mardi Gras and Carnival – the butt. Since we’re finally at the tail end of the sinning season, what would be more appropriate than fawning over the very finest of fannies from Brazil and Rio de Janeiro? To celebrate, we’ve pulled together a plethora of pics featuring robust rumps from the fleshy festivities. They’ll have you singing, “Back that ass up!” See the pics after the jump!

He Said / She Said: Your Place Or Mine?

He Said/She Said is a new dating, sex, and relationship series designed to help dudes understand what chicks are thinking – we know, an impossible feat. Every week we’ll be throwing out a different topic for debate…you can read the guy’s side here and the girl’s side at CollegeCandy.com. This week’s topic: picking a place to do the deed. Read what he said after the jump!

Tom Brady’s Fairy Dance At Carnival In Brazil [Animated GIF]

People love giving Tom Brady sh*t, yet nothing affects this guy. Why should it? Three-time Super Bowl winner, Pro Bowler, future Hall of Famer, dating a Victoria’s Secret supermodel. I mean, the guy was sharing time with Drew Henson (where is he, btw?) at Michigan, gets drafted real low mostly because of the photo you see below, yet still manages to brush it off and win ballgames. But still… it’s so easy to rip on him. Just look at him dancing down in Brazil for Carnival. Good… God. Ya know, they say your dancing abilities correlate with your skill level in the sack. If that’s the case, we assume Gisele’s on top. See the gif after the jump!

Vote For Our Morganette Nicole In The Sweet 16 Round of Captain Morgan’s BracketMaster Challenge

We’re not sure if you caught the news, but our Morganette Nicole crushed her opponent in the first round of Captain Morgan’s BracketMaster Challenge. Now, she goes up against one of the tougher – if not the TOUGHEST – opponents in the whole tourney, the one we dare not speak of. This round’s gonna be a little trickier, so we need all the help we can get. We need you to vote every frickin’ day until Sweet 16 voting ends on WEDNESDAY, MARCH 16TH. Text NICOLE to 44686 or visit bracketmaster.spike.com and vote for her right now!

The 6 Best Fictional Bars For Geeks

Geeks and nerds are a somewhat skittish lot that tend to stay away from places replete with loud noises, rowdiness and general human contact. That’s not to say the most famous worlds and universes of geekdom deprive themselves of a watering hole to unwind and drink their troubles away. Get ready to travel to galaxies far, far away to some of the greatest bars many of our favorite characters call their home away from home!

Kate Upton Gets Down With Jenna Leigh Lingerie [14 PICS]

The big question surrounding Kate Upton (besides which side of her lip does her mole rest) has been: is she the Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Year? It’s hard to make a case against her; seems like every week, new photos of her in a bikini or teenie weenie piece of lingerie are published. Now, we’ve managed to find a few pictures from her recent photo shoot with Jenna Leigh lingerie. If you’re still fiending for more Upton, get down with this massive photo gallery of her in a bikini. See her pics after the jump!

Don’t F**k With The Jesus Fan Art

As we stated last week in our post about bad-ass Big Lebowski tattoos, “The Big Lebowski” is a community, a culture, a nation unto itself, spawning bars, museums, festivals, and religions. Maybe our favorite part of such a feverish phenomenon is the fan art. Justin Bieber knows what we’re talkin’ about. Yet, it’s rare when you stumble upon a treasure trove of fan art dedicated to such a minor character as Jesus Quintana. One thing’s for sure, no one will f*** with it. See the masterpieces after the jump!

Miss COED: Lauren Calaway [30 PICS]

Lauren’s a 23 year old model who’s originally from Austin, Texas but currently resides in LA. In addition to lookin perty in pictures, she’s a DJ who goes by the name LALA or DJ Lady Love. ON her Facebook profile, she lists Crystal Method as her musical influence. As if that weren’t enough, Lauren also does fire dancing. You might’ve seen her on Gunaxin, Bullz-eye, AskMen, and Busted Coverage. Hey Lauren, pick up the phone, we’re on the request line. Yes, we’d like more of you. See her pics and stats after the jump!

Mega Man This, Starscream! [VIDEO]

It’s a fight that would only take place in the darkest recesses of the geek mind: a clash between Capcom’s Mega Man and Megatron’s treacherous lackey Starscream! Watch these veritable titans of robot culture go shot for shot in this explosive stop motion video. Did we mention Proto-Man and Gundams, too? Yeah, this video makes Robot Chicken look like the pilot episode of Gumby on cough medicine. Check it out after the jump!

8 Animated Gary Busey GIFs Almost as Creepy as Gary Busey

What’s creepier than watching Gary Busey going to town on a stripper pole with his gut hanging out and nearly dropping trou? How about a bunch of GIFs featuring America’s favorite horse-toothed psychopath at his wildest? Start your day off right with some GIFs from people probably just insane as the man himself. Be warned, however, these images are so disturbing you’ll be seeing Scary Gary every time you close your eyes. Hit the jump to see them for yourself!

Arianny Celeste Is Celestial In These Beach Bikini Photos

Arianny Celeste continues to prove why we selected her as a woman who wowed in 2010. Is it safe to say that she’s supplanted Rachelle Leah as UFC’s top ring girl? Well, if you need more convincing, we found these pics of the former Miss COED and Playboy pictorial subject flaunting her flawless body in a bikini on the beach. For all you English majors out there, “celestial” = “heavenly”. Make us say “Oh my gosh”. See what we’re talkin’ about after the jump!

Megan Fox Plays With An Ice Cube

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• Creepy girl scares the shit out of hotel guests… and us!
• Off-Campus housing can kinda suck…
• This man demands you treat him like a horse
• Odin’s beard! Check these Viking babes!
• Thomas the Tank Engine the Transformer? Whoa!

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