13 Things You Absolutely Have To Do Before Doomsday Happens on May 21st, 2011

Getting prepped for the 2012 apocalypse? Well, you might want to start gathering provisions a bit faster considering the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and tsunami that hit Japan this morning. Harold Camping, a broadcaster for a Christian radio station in California, has been scaring the bejeezus out of people all over Twitter with his prediction that Doomsday is May 21, 2011. After this morning’s events, he might be right. But life’s too short to stick your head in a hole. We at COED encourage you to defiantly stare into the face of oblivion and cross off our list of things you have to do before the end of the world! See the bucket list to end all bucket lists after the jump!

Drinks of the Week: The Cherry Gobbler, Whipped Cream Pie, Tropical Dew

In honor of St. Patty’s day next week, we decided to take a look at Tullamore Dew, a historic Irish whiskey. Then on a seriously potent note we got a hold of our good friends at Wild Turkey to test Wild Turkey 101. To wrap things up we wanted to end on a high note with a little dessert, so we decided to go with Pinnacle Whipped Vodka as our closer this week. Make sure to check out our full reviews and drink recipes after the jump!

“You Motorboatin’ Son of a Bitch” [100 PHOTOS]

Wedding Crashers was bittersweet for a lotta dudes. It made weddings exciting again, but it also made them a MAJOR disappointment. Hot single chick don’t attend weddings without a date, much less a date that allows you to hit on her. But, it did give us one of the best lines ever. “you motorboatin’ son of a bitch!” started an AWESOME trend that’s a close second to chicks making out. Plus, it spawned cleavage cocktails. To honor its impact on society, we’ve compiled a photo gallery of the most mmm mmm good motorboats that’ll make you say, “you sailor, you!” See the pics after the jump!

WTF News Of The Day: Cookie Monster Arrested, Footloose Thief, Urine Trouble

Today’s WTF news items feature the downfall of a beloved Sesame Street character who appears to be really strapped for “dough”, a female firefighter-paramedic who most likely has a foot fetish, and a bank robber in Copenhagen who forgot one critical item during his heist – his urine. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

A Tribute To Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs! [127 PICS]

Honestly, we don’t know what to believe about Lindsay Lohan these days. Is she a thief? Is she bisexual? Is she a coke whore? Is she really 24? We know one thing: the tabloids and the paparazzi love her. It’s not hard to see why – her rack could make Justice regain her eyesight. Previously, we showed you her beautiful bombs bouncing out of the courthouse, now Egotastic has photos of her in a skintight dress outside a Los Angeles courthouse where she’s trying to convince a jury she didn’t steal a necklace from a jeweler. Lindsay! You don’t have to gank necklaces, we’d be more than willing to give you a pearl one! See the pics of her pretty sweater puppies after the jump!

The 10 Greatest Alien Invasion Movies [VIDEOS]

Is Doomsday upon us? With the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and resulting tsunami in Japan, many believe Mother Nature will do us in. On an episode of Conan, Seth Rogen mentioned George Lucas firmly believed the world would meet its maker in 2012. Harold Camping, a Christian radio broadcaster from California predicts May 21, 2011 is the day we all perish. While weather is a leading candidate for global collapse, others believe alien invasion isn’t that far fetched. It’s been a popular theory in movies, at least. Just look at the titles coming out: Battle: Los Angeles, Paul, Mars Needs Moms, Super 8, Cowboys and Aliens. The list is extensive. Luckily, we’ve narrowed it down to the 10 most memorable. See our picks after the jump!

Rapper Pukes On Stage [VIDEO]

No matter how hard you try, there’s one thing in the world that you’ll never come back from if you’re an up-and-coming rapper, it’s blowing chunks on stage. Case in point: this guy at an amateur rap off. Any dreams he had of drinking Cristal out of a Crunk Cup while rolling in a customized Rolls Royce with stupid hot women have washed away in a surge of orangey red vomit. Not being able to hold down your Four Loko? NOT gangsta. See him toss his career out the window and his stomach after the jump!

Miss COED: Cecily Taylor [17 PICS]

Cecily’s a 21 year old model from Mullins, South Carolina who was in the running to walk the runway as a model for Boy Meets Girl during NYC’s Fashion Week. She states she’s energetic and versatile. She comes highly recommended by the models and photographers she’s worked with who are thoroughly impressed with her professionalism, though she’s just starting out in the biz. See her stats and pics after the jump!

15 Sexiest Topless TV Scenes On HBO

• The Best Boobs on HBO
• Watch a couple trannies duke it out in a taco shop (IRONY!)
• Bouncy Butts ‘N Boobies
• It’s Chuck Norris’s 71st Birthday!
• Kate Upton And The Greatest Photo Shoot Outtake Of All-Time
• How to get your 15 minutes of fame in college
• See pics of Charlie Sheen’s goddess, porn star Bree Olson

See more links after the jump!

BarstoolSports NYC Smokeshow Showdown [VOTE]

The allure behind BarstoolSports‘ smokeshows is they’re all regular girls. Ya know, sometimes you get tired of seeing pros all done up, retouched, and photoshopped after a while. Sometimes you just gotta go with pure, raw amateurs to mix it up. In terms of finding “real” chicks, Barstool NYC has (arguably) the sexiest smokeshows of any of the Barstool sites – sorry, Boston. We asked KFC to send us his 15 all-time favorites so we could let you guys decide who’s the sexiest. Check out the girls and vote after the jump!

These 6 Schools Might Host The World Premiere Of Your Highness

Last week, we announced a new contest in which your school could win the world premiere screening of “Your Highness” and an after-party with cast members Danny McBride (“Kenny Powers”) and James Franco. If you read carefully (you didn’t), you’d know 5 other schools can also host FREE screenings. This is the first time a movie premiere’s location has been decided by college students. Here are the schools currently in the top 6 slots. If you don’t go to one of these schools, go to eventful.com/yourhighness and vote. You have until MARCH 20th! Do it. DO IT NOW!

101 Beer Bong Babes [NEW PHOTOS]

Guys think about sex every 8 seconds, so you can’t blame us for getting hot and bothered any time a phallic-looking object comes anywhere close to a chick’s mouth. Some girls play along while others become paralyzed with fear. But, to us, the most enticing fellatio simulation is the vaunted beer bong because there’s no biting or chewing, it’s straight take and swallow. With Spring Break kicking off for many students this week, we thought we’d pile on to the mountain of excitement with this Matt Leinart-approved photo gallery of babes blowing knocking back beer bongs. See the pics after the jump!

Ask A Chick: Bloody Sex, Birth Control, Ex-Gfs, Harmless Convos

“Ask a Chick” is COED’s new feature in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries that you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister, or mom. It’s no holds barred here, folks, she’s got the steel nerves to endure the grodiest of groan-inducing quandaries. In this week’s edition of “Ask A Chick”, Charlsie addresses having sex while a girl’s on her period, choosing who should pay for birth control, reconnecting with ex-girlfriends, and trying to chit-chat with girls who have their guard up. Read the Q&A after the jump!

27 Pics of Olivia Wilde To Drive You Wild On Her 27th Birthday

March 10th is Olivia Wilde‘s birthday! Happy birthday, Wilde child. Rumors are circulating she’s a front runner to replace fellow sex symbol Angelina Jolie as the next Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider franchise. And why not? She’s one of AskMen’s most desirable woman of 2011, she’s not afraid to go topless, and it’s seriously difficult NOT to stare at her. So to make your life harder (among other things), here’s a photo gallery of the birthday girl sometimes in her birthday suit!

8 Characters That Need To Return For The New Thundercats Cartoon

You know a television network devoted entirely to cartoons has just scraped the bottom of the idea barrel when they decide to re-imagine a classic cartoon from the golden age of animation – the rip roarin’ 80s! With the veritable trash on Cartoon Network such as Dude, What Would Happen?, Total Drama World Tour and Tower Prep, watching an all-new Thundercats series is comparable to finding a diamond in a pile of horse sh*t. With the show’s premiere drawing ever closer, fans wonder which secondary characters will get a 2011 overhaul, and which ones will be relegated to the pits of obscurity. Check out our list of classic Thundercats characters we’d love to see make a triumphant return after the jump!

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