RSVP To Tonight’s BroBible.com / Windows Phone Party At SXSW!

Tonight BroBible and Windows Phone are throwing down in Austin, TX at South by Southwest for “From Austin With Love”, an exclusive evening of performances by Chiddy Bang, RJD2, and Hoodie Allen. BroBible will transport you to a time and place where sophistication, international intrigue and the most intelligent mobile gadgetry power the modern gentleman. Space is limited so if you haven’t RSVP’d yet do so immediately: rsvp@brobible.com. Find event details after the jump!

10 Celebrity Couples That Suck

• 10 Celebrity Couples That Make Our Skin Crawl
• Kick Monday In The Balls With These Pictures
• Kate Middleton In A Bikini Leaves Us With A “Big Ben”
• Has Kanye West Finally Grown Up?
• Celebrate March 14th With Some Delicious Girls And Pies
• 13 Obnoxious Workout Partners You Might Be Compatible With
• Chick With Huge Boobs Whipping Her Hair Back And Forth

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10 Mega Scary Movie Monsters You Won’t Find In Twilight [VIDEOS]

Ever since Twilight flashed its sparkly fangs onto the silver screen, young girls and crazy cougars everywhere have been going gaga for “monsters” with pale complexions and six packs that us guys can’t compete with. They’ve already made vampires and werewolves pansies and I have my suspicions that mummies and the Creature from the Black Lagoon are next. Here are a few monsters that, no matter how hard female writers may try, won’t be able to turn into sexy models. At least, I hope not. See what makes them so very un-sexy after the jump!

American McGee’s Alice Returns To Madness This Summer [VIDEO GAMES]

There’s Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, there’s Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland and then there’s American McGee’s Alice – who is a whole different chick altogether. The 2000 PC game American McGee’s Alice was a violent, surreal take on the classic tale. Here, Alice was a teen and Wonderland existed only in her mind. Her battle was a fight for her sanity and she fought it with a an arsenal of sick and twisted weaponry brutally butchering every card guard, Jabberwocky and Caterpillar in her path. Sound familiar? (*cough* Sucker Punch *cough*) The sequel, Alice: Madness Returns is set to drop this summer and trailers have now been released which give us some idea of what to expect. See pics and the trailer after the jump!

Get Your Tickets To The 2011 U.S. Pole Dancing Championship [70 PICS]

Everyone, with the possible exception of dads with daughters, loves a good pole dance. But if you can take your eyes off the nudity for just a sec you’ll see there’s a lot more athleticism, and art, to rocking that pole than most people think. Until recently, most pole dancing “competitions” were judged by applause or some other equally arbitrary method. There wasn’t an impartial way to give the art of pole dancing the recognition it deserved. Which is why the US Pole Dancing Federation was created in 2008. See a video of 2010′s USPDF Professional champion, Alethea Austin, along with 70 pics of her and other pole dancers including Miss Pole Dance World Felix Cane, Miss Pole Dance Canada Crystal Lai, and Miss Pole Dance USA Jenyne Butterfly after the jump!

Going Rogue at Comedy Central’s Roast of Donald Trump with AXE Hair [124 PHOTOS]

On March 9th, I went to the taping of Comedy Central’s Roast of Donald Trump at Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. Instead of doing cookie cutter interviews I decided to go rogue and see what type of situations I could get into with an all-access VIP pass to the gold carpet, taping of the show and after-party all courtesy of AXE Hair. Good thing I had my camera because the night was a whirlwind of booze, comedy and celebrities. See the pics and videos after the jump!

WTF News Of The Day: Man Has 82 Tattoos of Julia Roberts, Golden Gate Bridge Jumper Survives, Bestseller Has 200 Blank Pages

Today’s WTF news items feature a dude who shows his affection / obsession for Julia Roberts through permanent ink, a teenage boy who jumped off the Golden Gate bridge “for kicks” (not shoes), and an Oxford University grad who “wrote” a bestselling book that has 200 blank pages. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Alexandra Wallace: Racist UCLA Student’s Bikini Photos Revealed [26 PICS]

Meet Alexandra Wallace. She attends UCLA and has a beef with Asians. Instead of keeping it to herself or going to a therapist to work out her issues she used her college education to post a rant video on YouTube. Word on the street is Asian gangs now have a hit out on her. Oh boy. We all say things that we regret, but this could haunt her for the rest of her life. Turns out Allie’s also a bikini model. Since her ModelMayhem, Facebook, Twitter, and every other page affiliated with her has been pulled down, we managed to scoop up a library’s worth of her modeling photos. How should UCLA handle this? Can YOU handle this?

Miss COED: Brittany Elizabeth [28 PICS]

Brittany’s a 24 year old model who’s appeared on Surfshot.com and was in the running to be in a multi-page spread in Savvy Magazine. She’s appeared on Web Soup and in a commercial for Pizza Shuttle in addition to posing for Heidi Fish swimwear, and Madison Max Lingerie. On her MM profile, she states her only weaknesses are shoes and fried pickles. Her and Snooks would be BFFs. See her pics after the jump!

Kenny Powers & K-Swiss Want You To Join Tournageddon [MARCH MADNESS BRACKET]

By now probably you’ve probably filled out a gajillion March Madness brackets. Well, add one more to your list because we have quite possibly the best bracket yet. K-Swiss has launched “Tournageddon” hosted by the man who has the mind of a scientist, a rocket for an arm, and a c*ck like a Burmese python, Kenny Powers. Kenny will help you fill out your bracket, train you in the ways of smack talkin’, and humiliate your opponent. Read all the details after the jump!

Happy Steak and BJ Day! [VIDEOS]

Remember Valentine’s Day? You went on that speed dating adventure then proposed to your sister? Yeah. That holiday blows. But luckily some smart guy came up with a holiday that blows even more – this time in a good way. March 14th is Steak and a BJ Day! Now, the majority of chicks hate b-jobs and I hear red meat makes a man’s “sauce” smell and/or taste like absolute garbage, so you can imagine how pumped chicks around the globe are right now. See a couple meaty videos after the jump!

Crazy Russian Dude LOVES Drumstep [VIDEO]

Those crazy Russians, am I right? Seems they’re always surprising us with their knowledge about space and passion for trippy music. I honestly didn’t know drumstep existed before this morning. I assume it’s the reason 2002′s Drumline was made? Anyways, this video has the feel of something that would pop out of the womb of Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job, which relies heavily on its editing for its humor. Whatcha know about video editing software? Peep the video after the jump!

76 Pics Of Sexy Jewels For Jewel Day

March 13th is Jewel Day! On this day, you can give or receive jewelry. While most people think this is a day for chicks, dudes can receive jewels, too. Case in point, we’re feeling very generous, so we tracked down only the finest Jewels in the world to bring you this shiny, pretty, precious photo gallery. Best of all, these priceless pics are FREE. You don’t owe us a thing… except clicks. And before you panic, we didn’t include Alaska’s treasure. We know how you feel about her fang tooth. See the pics after the jump!

Songs Of The Week: Rihanna Love S&M, R.E.M.’s Collapse, Raekwon’s a Rocker [VIDEOS]

Last week, we had a three way tie for favorite Song of the Week (“SOTW”) between Saigon’s “Come On, Baby”, Radiohead’s “Lotus Flower”, and The Beatles’ “Golden Slumbers”. No one voted for Diddy’s “Coming Home”, which surprised me. Now, the Madness of March is upon us so what could be more fitting for championship week then five certified high seeds in any musical championship tournament? Without further ado, here are Al Jones’ songs of the week. Listen to the songs and vote for your favorite after the jump!

Hotforwords.com Girl Marina Orlova Is A Cunning Linguist [INTERVIEW]

Marina Orlova, is a former model from Moscow who’s the star of the internet video series, “HotForWords”. In each video she takes word requests from YouTube users and discusses their meanings and origins. She’s been featured on FHM, The Bachelor Guy, Holy Taco, and theCHIVE. Check out our interview and her sexiest pics then email your craziest dating story to editor@teamcoed.com for the chance to win a free one year membership on AnastasiaDate.com!

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