The 10 Best Drunks on Television [POLL]

Well, folks, it looks like Drunk Christmas is almost upon us – and by that we mean St. Patrick’s Day! With the smell of finely brewed ale, vomit and dead leprechaun soon to fill the air, we at COED got to thinking about TV characters that drove us to drink in the first place; the figures we’d most like to knock back a few brewskis with. Whether they’re animated or not, these lads and lasses could probably drink us under the table any day of the week and we wouldn’t mind in the least!

Last Chance to Text NICOLE to 44686 – Help Nicole (and COED) Win A Trip To Vegas!

Last week, we asked you to help out our Morganette Nicole win her Sweet 16 match up against her opponent Hope in Captain Morgan’s BracketMaster Challenge on Spike.com. We wanted to remind you that voting ends TODAY. Currently, she’s trailing 48% to 52%. So, we need you and everyone you know to text NICOLE to 44686. If she gets to the Elite 8, we’ll accompany her to Vegas. That means all kinds of photos and videos of chicks partying in bikinis for you guys to drool over. Do it.

How About a High-powered Hand Dryer to the Face? [28 PHOTOS]

According to Yahoo, March 16th is Lips Appreciation Day. An herbal product company called Wellcat Herbs claims responsibility for creating the holiday mostly as a promotional vehicle for their line of lip balms. If anyone needs some intensive oral care, it’s the people receiving blasts of hot air to the face from a hand-dryer in this photo gallery. Something tells me this isn’t the first time they’ve taken a blast to the face. ZING! See the pics after the jump!

Miss COED: Erin Leigh [15 PICS]

Erin’s a 20 year old model and full-time student living in Tempe, Arizona, so I’m assuming she goes to ASU. She used to go under the name Erica Leigh. BelowTheBeltShow.com featured her as their May 2010 Honey of the Month and she can also be seen on Dfined Magazine’s site as one of their beauties. We hope to see a helluva lot more of her once she gets this stupid school thing out of the way. We’re too school for cool here at COED (whatever that means). See her pics after the jump!

Start Your Hump Day With Sexy Sax Man [VIDEO]

Lamenting over the fact that those jazzy 80s-style saxophone solos will never make a comeback? Ask and you shall receive, because the Sexy Sax Man has heard your prayers and delivers with a soothing rendition of “Careless Whisper”! Like all of those that dare to oppose the musical status quo, Sax Man faces resistance everywhere he goes, from high school football fields to the food court at the mall. But as hard as these fascists may try, one thing holds true – you can’t stop the music! See the video after the jump!

19 Spring TV Shows You Need To Know About

• 19 Spring TV shows you need to know about
• Famous Leprechauns From Pop Culture
• Is this The Funniest Response to UCLA’s Racist Rant Girl?
• Eva Amurri’s amazing bikini photo shoot for Maxim
• Watch Boba Fett play Legend Of Zelda theme music on his accordion
• Esther Ku masturbates every day
• 27 funny photos made funnier with hilarious captions

See more links after the jump!

The Girls of Bikinis @ SXSW 2011 [19 Photos]

Forget about the endless after parties, free booze, and the 4000+ bands that make SXSW the most awesomely-excessive experience every March.  For our money, the best thing about SXSW is Bikinis… the sports bar and grill on 6th Street and the garb required of the beautiful girls who work there. We popped in early Saturday night to grab a quick bite and a drink between panels and parties. Four hours later we were still there. Our girl Britney (white bikini on right) was as sweet as she is hot and took ridiculous care of us. Since you couldn’t be there to experience it firsthand, we snapped a bunch of pics for you to enjoy. If you’re in the mood for seconds, check out our post on the very best breastaurants. See the pics after the jump!

The Pros And Cons Of Technology On Dating

Ah, social networking. What began as an online cave for basement-dwellers too afraid to form relationships with people IRL (that’s “in real life, ‘ for those less l33t-versed among you) has morphed into something that we can all appreciate/abuse. As technology has become more accessible, so too has the ins-and-outs of people’s personal lives, and the dating world has never been as straightforward and simple…or has it? Have the new, “easier” ways in which we communicate helped our relationships or have they made us all socially incompetent fish in the big, deep, dark sea? Read our list of pros and cons after the jump!

5 Things NFL Players Can Do During The Lockout

Last week, we brought you the 30 expensive things you could buy with the estimated $12B that could be lost during the NFL lockout. With football no longer on their schedule, players must seek alternative means to pass the time and, in many cases, make a buck. Before we were internet moguls… we were career consultants! That’s why we’d like to offer our services to the hundreds of pro football players who have grown tired twiddling their thumbs. As Tim Tebow or Kurt Warner can attest, idle hands are the devil’s tools. See our top suggestions for things NFL players can do during the lockout after the jump!

It’s Good to be the CONAN at SXSW [PHOTO]

And now, here he is… Conan Ohhh-Briiii-yaaaahn… at the Four Seasons. We ran into Conan on Saturday waiting for a lift to the premiere of “Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop,” the upcoming documentary about the comedy tour that ensued after he was ousted from NBC. The doc played so well, it apparently landed a unique distribution deal with three separate distributors for three different platforms slated for simultaneous release. As you can tell from this pic, It’s good to be the CONAN.

He Said / She Said: Going Soft Makes Things Hard

He Said/She Said is a new dating, sex, and relationship series designed to help dudes understand what chicks are thinking – we know, an impossible feat. Every week we’ll be throwing out a different topic for debate…you can read the guy’s side here and the girl’s side at CollegeCandy.com. This week’s topic: what to do when Captain Winky doesn’t stand to attention. See our side of the conversation after the jump!

Happy Birthday To The First & Oldest Domain Name On The Internet! [SYMBOLICS.COM]

Symbolics.com was the first (and, since it is still registered, the oldest) registered .com domain of the Internet. The domain was purchased by XF.com in 2009. On this date, March 15th, in 1985, the symbolics.com domain was originally registered by a now defunct computer manufacturer, making it the first .com-domain in the world. That company’s graphics division produced software that was used to create 3D animations for Real Genius, Jetsons: The Movie, and the Orca from Free Willy – one of the greatest horror movies of our time… watch a recut trailer of Free Willy along with a full list of the 100 oldest registered domain names after the jump!

7 St. Patrick’s Day Breakfast Beers Sure To Open Your Irish Eyes

The parades are scheduled, everyone’s decked out in green, and from coast to coast we’re all preparing to celebrate the annual Irish holiday, St. Patrick’s Day. As hoards of people flock out to their annual events, the beer begins to flow earlier than usual, with some bars starting to serve at hours usually reserved for a warm cup of coffee or a brisk morning jog. As you stare bleary eyed at the liquor store shelves, keep your eyes peeled for one of these ideal morning brews which will awaken your taste buds and get the morning started right.

COED’s Music Festival Guide To Picking Up Chicks

Spring is just around the corner and that means the season of music festivals is almost upon us. Coachella, SXSW, and Bonnaroo are just some of the events to look forward to this coming season since, as we all know, music festivals are a great place to meet hot girls. Everybody is either drunk or doped up, wearing nearly next to nothing because of the heat and totally enthralled with the music.If you want to pick up chicks in between sets or capitalize on the free flowin’ emotions during one, follow these five easy tips that coincide with the fest you’re attending. Read our full guide to picking up chicks at the various music festivals after the jump!

Miss COED: Heather Merie [19 PICS]

Heather’s a 22 year old model who studied at the University of California, Irvine and currently lives in Beverly Hills (that’s where I want to be). She’s posed for Playboy, Lost Swimwear, and Ed Hardy in addition to appearing on Good Day LA. I’m pretty sure every day is a good day in LA when you have Heather starting off your morning. See her stats and pics after the jump!

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