Check In To Foursquare For Sex [LINKS]

• Heard of the Facebook of Sex? Now There’s F***square!
• The Most Sneakily Depressing Songs Of All Time
• Sexy Movie Characters in pigtails
• The Sociopath’s Guide To April Fool’s Day
• Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel In Bikinis
• Dog Gets Stuck In A Sweatshirt
• One Tree Hill’s Jena Sims Was Fired Because Of Her Hot Legs

“Kegasus” The New Preakness Mascot Loves To Party! [VIDEO]

Preakness aka “Freakness” is one of my favorite annual sporting events. It’s just pure pandemonium from the moment you step onto the infield. I’ve never seen a single horse on that track but I have seen a few foxes, a couple babes, some chicks, and even a whale tail or two. After threatening to kill everyone’s buzz by banning fans from bringing alcohol in 2009, Pimlico has announced the arrival of a new mascot named, “Kegasus“, which is a half-man, half-horse with a nipple ring and a beer gut. Check out his video after the jump!

COED’s Morganette Nicole Advances To National Championship In Captain Morgan’s Bracketmaster Challenge [18 PHOTOS]

Thanks to your text and online votes, our Morganette Nicole advanced to the National Championship of Captain Morgan’s Bracketmaster Challenge to face Celebuzz’s Morganette Kelly. You have until 6pm PT on Sunday, April 3rd to vote for Nicole, so head over to Spike or text NICOLE to 44686. There are still a ton of cool prizes to win if you enter your selection. See 18 more pics of Nicole after the jump!

Colossal Cleavage Collection: MLB Superfan Edition [48 PHOTOS]

As if Marisa Miller jumping, running, handling balls, and gripping bats weren’t enough to get you pumped for another exciting season of Major League Baseball, we decided to stretch our annual preview from a stand up triple into an inside the park home run. Hey, what can we say, chicks dig guys who can score, right? Seeing as Marisa is such a superfan, we figured there’s gotta be a host of other hotties hooting and hollering for their favorite teams. Sure enough, we weren’t disappointed. Just check out our gallery of girls who don’t mind showing you guys a little glove. See the pics after the jump!

Drinks of the Week: Southern Gentleman, Arctic Rye, Havana Sidecar

When given the daunting task of acquiring exciting and unique liquor brands to test and review each and every week ’til the end of time, we thought the idea was insane… How many different brands and flavors could there be anyways? News flash: there are thousands! This week we knock three more off the list: Gentleman Jack, Bulleit Rye, and Bacardi Gold Rum. Check out our full reviews and wicked drink recipes after the jump!

3 Reasons Why Girls Say “No” To Sex

The bra is off, you’re making out and then, BOOM, your door slams shut; your hot date rushes out, making excuses and fumbling as she does up her shirt. “Wait -” you think, “That wasn’t supposed to happen!” What drove your dream girl to make a mad dash towards freedom? To eliminate all the mind-boggling guesswork, our British Bisexual Babe Hayley Quinn put together the top three reasons why she left you high, dry and naked. Now, put on some clothes and find out what they are after the jump!

Marisa Miller’s Grand Slammin’ Body Kicks Off The 2011 MLB Season

March 31st is Opening Day for Major League Baseball. There are 6 games on the docket with the Tigers-Yankees and Braves-Nationals games kick starting what is sure to be another sensational steroid-less season. Many believe the Braves will beat out the Phils while the Yanks will be locked into another heated divisional race. Judging from her multiple promo appearances related to our national pastime we have to assume Sports Illustrated / Victoria’s Secret supermodel Marisa Miller is a huge baseball fan. So, we’re celebrating MLB’s Opening Day with a photo gallery of her enthusiastic support that will make you wanna go ’round the horn.

WTF News: No G-Strings Attached, World’s Loudest Pussy, Tiger Woods of Motocross Arrested

Today’s WTF news items feature a 22 year old chick in Naples, Florida who was arrested for indecent exposure after ditching her G-string on Spring Break, a 12 year old cat in England named Smokey who’s got a record-setting purr, and Bubba Stewart aka “The Tiger Woods of Motocross” wants to be on Miami Vice. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Victoria’s Secret Angels Bare Skin at SWIM launch in LA [143 PHOTOS]

Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio showed some skin in LA Wednesday for the launch of the 2011 Victoria’s Secret SWIM Collection. Despite the whordes of sexy celebrity onlookers hanging out poolside, the real buzz of the event was Candice Swanepoel’s skinny bikini-clad body. Yes, Candice is a tiny girl, but in our book she still brings it big where it counts. Butt, don’t take our word for it, have a look for yourself.

Crazy Old Man Led Zeppelin Dance [VIDEO]

Look at this hard rockin’ geriatric bust a move! While most senior citizens are sitting around complaining about gout or a nasty case of gallstones, this guy’s kicking those things to the curb and getting down to some Led Zeppelin tunes, even if they happen to be sung by a cover band. And for an old man that’s clearly inebriated, you really have to give him credit for not stumbling around, falling flat on his ass. It’s a real shame that Led Zeppelin won’t be doing anymore reunion tours because this old guy would make for one sick opening act! But it makes you wonder, if grandpa is this cool, how awesome is the rest of the family? See this video for yourself!

Izabel Goulart, Anne V and Aline’s DKNY Photoshoot [23 EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS]

This morning @SI_Swimsuit tweeted that Izabel Goulart and Anne V would be posing for a DKNY photoshoot in New York City. As you can probably tell from our 86 photo overdose on Izabel Goulart, we think she’s hands down one of the sexiest women on Earth. From the moment I read the announcement on Twitter, it became my mission to crash this production and share the pics with you. Luckily, @Modelina tweeted that the shoot would take place near their office, so off I went. After almost giving up on finding them, I stumbled upon the shoot a little further up the block. I immediately busted out our sick Nikon D7000 and started snapping shots, which you can see in the gallery after the jump!

A Slingshot That Shoots Machetes [LINKS]

• You’re Not Man Enough To Wield This Slingshot!
• 50 April Fools’ Day Jokes You Need To Pull
• 15 British Comedians Funnier & Less Famous Than Russell Brand
• Monster Trucks Can Do Back Flips?
• The 20 Hottest Girls With Guns
• Get The Munchies With The 2011 Stoner Foods Hall Of Fame
• Victoria’s Secret Angels Show Off Their Bodies at Swimwear Launch (PHOTOS)

See more links after the jump!

Hot Girls Making Funny Faces [66 PHOTOS]

Ya know, we throw around the word “hot” a lot these days. When it comes to women, “hot” most often refers to their look, to how beautiful, sexy, or pretty they are. But, there’s one variable that can infinitely boost a woman’s hotness: personality. A 5 can become a 7 with the right attitude, outlook, and behavior. While most women list “sense of humor” as one of their turn-ons, we dudes also crave a partner who can goof around and not take life so seriously (just like The Joker). So, today, we’re giving sexy a smiley face with this gallery of hot girls making funny faces that will make you grin. Check ‘em out after the jump!

The Whitest Girl on Earth Sings The Outhere Brothers “Boom Boom Boom” [VIDEO]

This chick on YouTube, Cathymaay15, has only 9 uploads on her user channel over a week’s time, but is already “done” with the world’s largest video portal. Why’s that? She has a knack for singing jams in the worst possible way. Terrible? No, terribly AWESOME! I’ve heard a million covers of The Outhere Brothers classic, “Boom Boom Boom” but this version might be the one you just…can’t…stop…playing. Everybody say way-ho after the jump!

Best Bets To Win The World Series [MLB]

The 2011 MLB season starts Thursday, March 31 at 1 p.m.  Before C.C. Sabathia throws out the first pitch of the season on ESPN, take some time to get your bets in on the outcome of the World Series in October.  A small wager now can pay off big time and it adds excitement to watching your team all year. See favorites, value picks, long shots, and one trendy team to stay away from after the jump!

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