35 Must-Hear Acts At SXSW (According To SPIN)

If you plan on attending this year’s festival, SPIN magazine has a whole buncha emerging artists to check out. Even if you don’t go, you should probably illegally download their albums asap so you can impress your friends with your insider knowledge. Read more after the jump!

WTF News Of The Day: The Cigarette King, Mummy Robs Gas Station, Fork You!

Today’s WTF news items feature a man who thinks he’s Duke Nukem trying to get his puff on, an ancient Egyptian corpse who everybody apparently knows robbing a gas station, and an old dude in Miami who impersonated a cop and was able to pull over a driver with a barbecue fork. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Miss COED: Brittany Rotto [48 PICS]

Brittany’s a 23 year old model from the Pittsburgh area who’s also a licensed hair and make-up artist. She enjoys traveling, photography, painting, yoga, board games, and movies. Though she doesn’t list video games as a hobby, she has dressed up as Danger Girl gone bad Natalia Kassle for a shoot. If you saw “Sorority Row”, you might’ve caught a glimpse of Brittany during a party scene. No need to rewind and pause with our photo gallery. For that, we say domo arigato, Brittany Rotto. See her pics after the jump!

Start Your Day With A Little Angela Lansbury Sexytime [VIDEO]

WARNING: YOU CANNOT UNSEE THIS VIDEO. “It used to be thought that women lose interest in sex after menopause. But now we know that just isn’t true.” – Angela Lansbury. Filmed at her California home, this special video reveals a very personal side of Angela as she shares her secrets and techniques for building stamina, a positive mental outlook and staying sexy at any age. Since you will probably be fapped out after the first 30 seconds, the sweet spot starts around 6:10.

Lincoln Tunnel Tragedy Reveals Hot Model Alyna Silva Via Twitter [20 PICS]

An entire “tube” of the Lincoln Tunnel was shut down today because 3 buses crashed with a motorcycle, causing injuries to 52 people. AOL News published reactions from witnesses on the scene via their tweets, one of which belongs to this particular tweeter, who happens to be a model. Her name’s Alyna Silva and she’s a combination of Kim Kardashian and Vida Guerra. The circle of life is weird, huh? See her pics after the jump!

2011 Is The “Year Of The Beard”

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10 Movies You Never Thought Would Be Nominated For An Oscar

It’s usually no big surprise when movies get nominated for the Oscars, actors or actresses maybe, but films? Usually the big contenders are ones that are either critically acclaimed, released in the fall or released in very limited markets. But every now and then the Academy will throw a rather odd nomination into the mix just to shake things up. They usually don’t win, but it’s interesting that they recognize them. Here are a few movies that have found their way into the Oscar nominations that are considered either bad, campy, cult or just plain not Oscar material. See the full list after the jump!

SPOILER ALERT! Nicky Whelan Strips In “Hall Pass”

Nicky Whelan is relatively unknown in America but not to avid COED readers. Nicky was our Miss COED in July 2008, and has been a superstar model Down Under since 2001. Since then we ranked her #46 on our list of 52 Best Breasts of All-Time and most recently named her one of the 27 Sexiest Australian Women. She’s also in the upcoming Farrelly Brothers comedy “Hall Pass” starring Jason Sudeikis and Owen Wilson. I got the chance to see an advance screening last night and I gotta say she looks ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE in every scene, but her best effort comes when she strips for Wilson’s character. The movie was laugh your face off funny and Nicky’s strip scene alone makes it work checking out. See her pics after the jump!

250 Never Before Seen Drunk ASU Party Girl Pics

It’s a known scientific fact that Arizona State has the hottest girls on the planet. The Germans named them, “scharf”, which I can only assume means “to barf from sheer hotness”. Now, I’m an OSU man and we don’t get to see this kind of tail… ever. To this day, it blows my mind that any broham attending ASU graduates with all this eye candy flyin’ around. Anyway, as if you needed more proof that ASU is the greatest college on Earth for men, we stumbled upon a goldmine of photos featuring the hottest of the hot partying their pretty lil’ faces off. That’s just good clean college fun right there.

The Book Of Mormon From The Creators Of South Park [PREVIEW]

The Book of Mormon, the first Broadway musical by Matt Stone and Trey Parker the creators of South Park. is being called God’s favorite musical. COED was given access to an early, early, preview of this creation from Matt Stone and Trey Parker (South Park) and Robert Lopez (Avenue Q) about the unique world of Mormonism. Read the full preview after the jump!

5 Ways To Turn A ‘No’ Into A ‘Yes’ When Hooking Up

You’re back at her place, shirt off, making out like the plane’s crashing, then she says, “I don’t think I can do this.” Buzzkill, right? Time to give up on the thought of hooking up with that chick, right? No way. A woman’s last minute uncertainty about doing the dirty deed is known as “Last Minute Resistance” (“LMR”). Here are five top tips from our pick up artist and British bisexual babe Hayley Quinn to reassure her that she should bone you. See the pointers after the jump!

Drinks of the Week: Mind Eraser, The Woodstock, Rhapsody in Red

Welcome back! Can you believe it’s been just 14 weeks and we’ve already reviewed 42 bottles of booze!? The best part is that we have another 42 waiting in the wings. It’s tough work, but someone’s gotta do it. This week we’re taking a look at Right Gin, Vision Vodka, and finally Shakers Vodka. Check out our full reviews and drink recipes after the jump!

Can You Guess Which Celebrities These Real Names Belong To?

When you’re born, you don’t get to pick your name. Kinda sucks if you’re stuck with anything that rhymes with fart, suck, or d*ck. But, the beauty of becoming an adult is you have the ability to change it. And, if you have aspirations of hitting the big time, the name change is often necessary for success. Some celebs are scorned and scrutinized for “being ashamed” of their heritage, but can you imagine some of the names on this list in bright lights? Some of ‘em are kinda bad-ass. Anyway, check out the list, let us know your guesses in the comments, then head over to Buzzfeed to find out who these names belong to.

Carmelo Anthony’s Knick Introduction Video

Carmelo Anthony made his debut for YOUR New York Knicks last night at Madison Square Garden and as you’ll see from this video shot by a loyal COED reader the arena was extremely receptive to their newest addition! Get ready to hear the Wiz Khalifa parody “Stat ‘n’ Melo” for the next 4 months. Former Celtics all-star Kevin McHale has reportedly said the Knickerbockers are the team to beat in the Eastern Conference while Charles Barkely states New York isn’t a contender. See the video after the jump!

Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Bounce Walking Into Court [GIF]

It looks like it’s the end of the road for Lindsay when it comes to second, third, and fourteenth chances as a judge on Tuesday warned that if she takes the plea deal in a felony grand theft case, she’ll go to jail. Now, LiLo’s cooch has seen its fair share of male and female genitalia in her 24 years on Earf, but it’s not exactly battle ready for jailbirds. We were lucky enough to catch her boob-tastic entrance to the courthouse after the hearing and capture it in this bouncy animated gif. Yes, we’ve seen her bare tatas in an ode to Marilyn Monroe and we waited with bated breath for her f***ing hair bra to move in Machete, but we’ll never get tired of ‘em. We say she’s guilty… of stealing our collective stares. See her sidekicks in motion after the jump!

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