Jimmy Kimmel’s Hottie Body Hump Club Video Starring Biel, Longoria, Alba, ScarJo and LiLo

• Hotties show us how humping gets you in shape on Jimmy Kimmel
• High school team goes 8 for 103 from 3 point land in 1 game
• 7 most terrifying sex toys
• Chef Paula Deen loves sucking head
• Rear View Girls get spoofed by Front View Guys
• How to spot a liar
• Alternate titles for classic sports movies

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Beware The Boob Stare 2011 [110 PHOTOS]

Why do men like boobs? That’s easy: they’re the t*ts! While some guys are butt men, they can’t deny the power of the sweater puppies. Some guys like their boobs small, some “e***“, some real, some fake. It really doesn’t matter how big they are – though some would say you could always go bigger while others say you CAN go TOO big –  or what they’re doing – whether it’s jiggling, hanging, or getting grabbed – we’ll never get tired of staring at boobs. That’s why we present our third annual edition of “Beware the Boob Stare”! If you want to see more, check out 2009‘s and 2010‘s versions. See the pics after the jump!

Win A NIKEiD Gift Card In Our Take Me Home Tonight Caption Contest!

Take Me Home Tonight is in theaters this Friday. To get everyone hyped for the release we are launching a caption contest. The winner will receive a NIKEiD gift card for $150 to get yourself some custom kicks. All you need to do is head over to our Facebook page, caption this photo and the best caption wins! It is that simple! U.S. residents only, winner will be picked on Friday afternoon.

Emma Frain Strokes The Furry Wall, Makes Us Freak Out

Twenty-three year old British glamour model Emma Frain might just be the next big thing to hit the States. You might’ve seen her pics on Holy Taco, NextRound.net, FHM, or on Barstool Sports. She has an absolutely amazing video on Zoo of her playing the Nintendo Wii topless (link is obviously NSFW). Now, we have 8 new pics of Emma getting comfortable on the furry wall. Reminds us of the hilarious scene from 2010′s Get Him To The Greek when Jonah Hill’s character freaks out while high on “Jeffrey”. If you want to see more pics, check out her personal website or follow her on Twitter. See her pics after the jump!

Charlie Sheen Not On Drugs; Channeling Lou Brown From Major League

COED has just learned that former “Two and a Half Men” ninja warrior Charlie Sheen isn’t on drugs and he isn’t wasted on booze – he’s possessed by the ghost of the Cleveland Indians manager from “Major League”, Lou Brown! After listening to Charlie spew classic one-lines for the last week, we began to recognize his gruff pitch and tonality is on par with the actor who played Lou Brown, James Gammon, who passed away last year right around the time when Charlie’s antics began to cause waves. So, it only makes sense Lou’s spirit would enter the body of his most prized closer Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn. Hear the proof after the jump!

5 Controversial Cartoon Movies You Won’t Find On Home Video

We’ve all seen the dirty little in-jokes that Disney inserts into their cartoons. Some animated films, however, are more blatant about their adult humor or too oblivious to realize the alienation of their young audience. In that respect, there are plenty of animated films that fell victim to either bad response, production issues or just general corporate brew-ha-ha. Here are just a few of those animated films that never saw the light of day on home video (at least, not legally). See which cartoon movies made the list after the jump.

Cheerleader Showdown: Miami Heat VS. New York Knicks

With Melo making his way to the Knicks, it appears the Heat have some serious competition in the Eastern Conference. We’ve shown you how excited the Knicks dance team and the crowd at Madison Square Garden were. Apparently, that positive energy is working as the Knicks pulled off a nice upset win over the Heat over the weekend. We asked our followers on Facebook to vote on a series of Miami Heat and New York Knicks cheerleader photos. See who’s winning and vote for your favorite after the jump!

WTF News Of The Day: The Real Magneto, 911 Addict, 8 Year Old Arrested For 5th Time

Today’s WTF news items feature a 7 year old Serbian kid who Today Show co-hosts think is super attractive, a 43 year old east LA man who must have a sick unlimited cell phone plan, and an 8 year old boy in Florida who just… doesn’t… get it. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

T-Mobile Girl Carly Foulkes Bikini Pics [33 PHOTOS]

Last month, Carly caught our eye in T-Mobile’s new 4G commercial that plays off the popular PC vs. Mac spots starring Justin Long. Since then we’ve “revealed” a couple other hot chicks from commercials like Melissa Molinaro, Tabitha Taylor, Micaela Johnson, and Sabina Gadecki. Well, it appears you guys just can’t get enough of Carly, so we’ve uncovered dozens of new photos of her sporting a bikini. Can we just skip Spring and get straight to Summer? See the pics after the jump!

Miss COED: Jillian Jordan [17 PICS]

Jillian’s a 22 year old French, German, Italian, and Apache Indian model who’s into fashion, baking brownies, belly dancing, golf, kickboxing, bowling, volleyball, Nintendo Wii, and playing with her kittens. She’s been featured on AskMen.com, and was named one of FHM’s Top 100 Digital Darlings and Top 8 Girls of MySpace by WGN Morning News. See her pics after the jump!

Enter Through the Stall Door – Banksy Parody [VIDEO]

We were bummed to see Inside Job beat out Banksy’s Exit Through the Giftshop for Best Documentary at last night’s 83rd Annual Acadamy Awards… that is until we came across this awesome Banksy parody video from our friends at Funny or Die. Like ‘Giftshop’, ‘Stall Door’ is a look into one of the most infamous characters in the secretive world of street art, accept is gay.

9 Top-Grossing Movies You’ve Probably Never Heard Of

Eighty percent of the films in the top 50 highest grossing films of all-time were released after 2000, while no film prior to 1977 appears in the rankings because ticket-price inflation isn’t considered. To me, that’s not an accurate historical representation of which movies were most popular. So, after some digging, I found a chart based on data from boxofficemojo.com that ranks films using figures adjusted for ticket-price inflation, based on total box-office receipts. With Hollywood intent on the bottom line, it wouldn’t hurt major studios to consider remaking, modernizing, or “rebooting” these titles. Unless you’re a diehard film buff or are old enough to have actually seen these in the theater, chances are you’ve never heard of these cinematic sensations. See the list after the jump!

Kiss Your Old Video Game Controller Goodbye [VIDEO]

AOL News reported a female student at Georgia Tech has designed a video game controller that requires two players to kiss in order to direct the path of an on-screen bowling ball. So, how does it work? Find out after the jump!

Under Armour’s E39 Shirt Scares The Gs Out Of Me

The 2011 NFL scouting combine takes place this weekend, which means lightning quick 40 yard dashes, Herculean reps on the bench, broad jumps, vert jumps, and CONES! If you’re watching on the NFL Network, you might notice a bunch of the potential draftees are wearing futuristic looking shirt that make them look like Iron Man. Turns out the shirt is making its debut and already has an official endorser – standout Alabama wide receiver, Julio Jones. What does the shirt do, besides teleportation? Find out after the jump!

The World’s Fattest Contortionist AKA The Human Blob [VIDEO]

Is this guy just a giant human baby? And, of course, his voice is off the charts ridiculous. I’m 99% sure he doesn’t have genitalia. 5’11” and 400+ lbs. WHY IN THE F*** WOULD YOU LET YOUR CHILDREN NEAR THIS GUY? Especially with that creepy softcore porn Skinemax music playing in the background. I mean, dude refers to himself as “The Dirty Carnie” for Christ’s sake. Just like our Angela Lansbury sexy time video, you CANNOT unsee what happens at the 5:15 mark. I think Subway found their new Jared. As you can probably NOT tell from the video, the guy’s a stand up comedian known as “Fat Matt” Alaeddine. You can book him here. Hurry, offer expires whenever his heart gives out!

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