Quick Guide to Joining the Mile High Club

The best orgasm I’ve ever had, was 10,000 feet over San Francisco. I was in a plane. This was my induction into the Mile High Club. MHC is an exclusive club for members who’ve “done the deed” while flying in airplanes. Joining the Mile High Club makes you feel like one of those really rich, decadent people, who do things like eat animals that are endangere… Click to read more

100 Youtube Greatest Hits Compilation[Video]

In less than 4 minutes, you can enjoy 100 of the greatest and worst things Youtube has done to us. For my money, there is no better entertainment. Plus it’s free. So you don’t even need my money. Enjoy this compilation and get to work on your own video for the next 100 greatest.
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Duke Nukem Forever Has A Release Date, New Trailer [VIDEO]

More than a dozen years after it was officially announced, the next title in the Duke Nukem franchise, “Duke Nukem Forever” will release on May 3rd for the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, and Microsoft Windows. Our jacked up, foul-mouthed, stripper-loving bad-ass with a blonde flat-top has been described as “”a combo of John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, and Arnold Schwarzenegger”. Not shabby. I once spent an entire vacation in the Grand Cayman Islands playing the arcade game. No joke. That would probably explain my amazing success with the ladies. Anyway, lots of classic Duke Nukem in the trailer and our photo gallery after the jump!

Amy Beck and the 41 Sexiest Female Sex Offenders [Photos]

LA Weekly reports Amy Beck the former middle school teacher who received a 2 year prison sentence for having sex with a teenaged student. That boy’s family has now filed a lawsuit against Beck claiming he was taken advantage of 15-20 times by Beck, and that her husband, an LAPD cop, threatened to shoot and kill the boy once he discovered the affair. All this, however, does not detract from the fact Beck’s hot. In no way do we condone her actions, but events like this make us wonder why in the hell she or any of the other 40+ women on our Hot For Teacher list would go after jailbait. I’d be super pissed if I were the LAPD cop, too. Little runt’s all up in my goods.

Hug It Out… Bitches! It’s National Hug Day [30 Photos]

January 21st is National Hugging Day! Know what that means? You can finally cop a feel off that chick with the epic boobs. Just give her a hug and she should automatically give one back. If she doesn’t, KEEP HUGGING. She’ll get the hint. To warmly embrace this day, we’ve built a loving gallery of the world’s very best huggers, the Page 3 Girls! Ari Gold must be doing cartwheels and you will, too, once you wrap your arms around these pics featuring Boobwiches and Tandem Boob Presses. Now… let go. Let go, dude! Jeez, you smell.

Movies This Week: Natalie Portman Enjoys Casual Sex, Ben Affleck’s Fired

The Green Hornet beat out The Dilemma at the box office over MLK weekend with nearly twice the revenue, $40 mil to $20 mil. January’s a tough month for theatrical releases; it’s a timeframe where studios dump their less than stellar projects and productions with modest to low expectations. For The Green Hornet to perform like it did is a surprise. This week’s new entries feature casual sex, unemployment, hired help, and the long road to freedom. Check our preview of this week’s new releases after the jump!

7 Videos Guaranteed to Cause a Laugh Attack

Yesterday, we ran across College Humor’s Natalie Portman Golden Globes video and could not stop laughing, despite having watched it 50 times. After we regained our composure, we trawled for other videos that get funnier with each repeated view. Go ahead, we dare you not to laugh at this list of laughing videos.

[PHOTOS] Marisa Miller Looking Fitter Than Ever In Shape Magazine!

There’s a laundry list of reasons Marisa Miller is a Perfect 10. Her smile, her flowing golden locks, her taut torso, and her firm beach butt – take your pick! In this photo shoot from an upcoming issue of Shape, she makes us all drool like extras in Zombieland by showing off her “resume” in a bikini. These are great, but she still looks better in motion. See the pics after the jump!

WTF News Of The Day: Hooker Refund, Croc-a-dial, and Gross Jeans

Today’s WTF news items feature a very ballsy college student who wasn’t happy with his hooker, a Ukrainian crocodile who gets better reception than AT&T, and a Canadian college kid who probably doesn’t get laid a whole lot. Read more after the jump!

7 Super Awesome Movies That Suck On Basic Cable TV

Ah, yes, basic cable. More adult than network television yet too tame for premium cable. Sometimes when a movie you love is on cable, you have a twinge of excitement. Other times you get a cold chill because you know it won’t hold up to basic cable rating standards. Your favorite scenes will be cut and the dialogue will sound weird. So if you happen to love any of the movies listed below, avoid them on cable unless you want to see your favorite film shackled in basic cable chains.

Miss COED: Nicole Duminie [48 PICS]

Nicole’s a 20 year old singer, model, actress, and dancer currently residing in Reno, NV. She’s been featured on Frat Fury, and Wrockette. She’s in the running for Kaboom’s 2011 West Coast Bombshell of the Year and has modeled for Honeydew Intimates, Walmart, Kmart, Paul Mitchell, and Look Swimwear. Check out her pics after the jump!

James Van Der Beek Is Dawson Leery: Asshole For Hire

James Van Der Beek is sorry he was such a good guy when he was Dawson Leery on Dawson’s Creek, but now you can hire him as your “Asshole for Hire” to help your girlfriend realize how great you are. For more of James visit http://www.jamesvandermemes.com/

Sara Jean Underwood Overdose [100 Photos]

Miss July 2006 and 2007 Playmate of the Year (“PMOY”) Sara Jean Underwood is among the Most Popular Playboy Playmates according to Google and a Woman Who Wowed in 2010. She first appeared in (and on the cover of) Playboy as one of the Girls of the Pac 10 in the October 2005 issue and is the first Miss July to receive PMOY honors, although she was quoted as saying, “I didn’t think I was pretty enough”. It’s important to note Sara Jean is blind. In the March 2008 issue, Playboy ranked her at #25 on their “25 Sexiest Celebrities” list. You can frequently see her guest hosting “Attack of the Show” on G4. If I were Candace Bailey, I’d be nervous!

How To Become A YouTube Millionaire

• How to become a YouTube millionaire
• Annalynne McCord has fun with a wolf
• Community’s greatest characters in GIF form
• Maybe 2012 really is happening
• Giant drunk puppet roams Ireland. Yes. It’s true.
• Snoop sold weed to WHICH ALIST ACTRESS in high school
• Find out what’s top in the box office right now
• Someone’s looking sexy

Darlings of the Downblouse [44 Photos]

Remember when you were young and your uncle’s girlfriend would come over? You thought she was pretty cute (which in retrospect is creepy if she marries the guy), but the part of the visit you looked forward to most was when she bent over to hug you. If she wore the right top, you could sneak a peek down her shirt. Unlike most other interests that subside or disappear entirely as a guy matures, the boob peek (and the boob stare) NEVER gets old. Like seeing a girl’s skirt get blown up by the wind. Doesn’t matter that we’ve seen millions of nude boobs, every time we can catch a pair exposed, it’s like a mini-victory that only you (and eventually your buddies) know about. Who are we to deprive you of a timeless hobby?

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