Colossal Cleavage Collection: Adult Entertainment Expo Edition

The 2011 Adult Video News (AVN) Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) begins today in Las Vegas and runs through the weekend. It’s the biggest gathering of porn stars, studios and insiders. Probably the biggest and best part of the expo will be the 28th Annual AVN Awards ceremony set to take place Saturday night. It’s about 1 billion times better than the Oscars. For one, the dresses these chicks wear are off the friggin’ reservation – that is, when they’re actually in them. These chicks seriously HATE clothes. Even though you’ve probably seen them out of said dresses, here’s a bevvy of big, beautiful lady bumps you’d see at the expo and awards.

What Your Cigarettes Say About You

Brands define you. Or perhaps, you define the brand. Whatever the case may be, there is a stigma to everything you touch, despite what you may think. Cigarettes are perhaps the boldest statement you can make, since they are so offensive, particularly to those around you who do not smoke. Here are a few of the major brands and the associations that come with puffing on them. Smoking is bad for you. But makes you look SO cool. Find out what your cigs say about you after the jump!

Post No Bills: Bill Murray Graffiti [37 Photos]

Bill Murray is the The King of Deadpan, but he also appears to be Captain Cameo as he frequently pops up when you least expect him. Take this article from theChive about him singing along at some random karaoke party for instance or this GQ post about him guest bartending at South by Southwest. Not many celebs would do that. Rumor has it he drives a 1994 Ford Taurus. The man has like 18 houses and he drives what I drove in high school. Ridiculous. Where else does he pop up? How about in Graffiti!

Who Is This Mystery Hottie? [PHOTO]

Man, theCHIVE always finds unknown hotties and blows them up like whoa to the internet masses. These ladies are known as The Chivettes. Well, we also come across diamonds in the rough from time to time (Amber Leigh Hartman, x, y, z). Just take a look at this girl… what’s her name, what’s her size, what numbers should we dial? If the Kevin Bacon “Six degrees of separation” rule is accurate, someone out there can help us solve this mystery. If you can help us identify this girl I will go to any length to set up a bikini photo shoot and make her internet famous. The best part? You’ll be hailed as a legend and will most likely land a gig as a talent scout. They make bank, dude.

Video: Ever See A Hockey Puck Split In Half On A Shot Off The Post?

A 19-year-old defenseman Andrew Prochno of the Sioux Falls Stampede fired a slap shot from the blue line that hit the goal post so hard that it exploded on impact. The announcer made a good point, do you get a 1/2 goal if part of the puck goes in?

Miss COED: Tara Marie Ashley [15 PICS]

Tara’s a 23 year old swimsuit and fitness model currently residing in the Fort Lauderdale area. She’s competed in a bunch of beauty pageants and competitions with honors that include Miss Hawaiian Tropic Florida 2009, Miss Hawaiian Tropic Miami 2009, Miss Hooters Illinois 2005 & 2007. She’s also appeared in a number of calendars and commercials, most notably Hooters International Calendars and a TV spot for Keystone Light. Her hobbies make her sound like a double agent: scuba diving, kickboxing, working out, shopping, surfing, and partying like a rock star. Call me Ashley… Tara Marie Ashley.

29 Things Babies Born in 2011 Will Never Know

Technology is advancing at an incredible rate. It’s difficult to imagine a world without Google, cell phones, and debit cards. Seriously, how did people meet up in the 80s? Now imagine what our kids or our kids’ kids will remember about OUR technology. They might NOT. Ever. “Google” (pronounced goo-GLAY) could just be a funny looking word… or it could be SkyNet by then. Do the words BetaMax, phonograph, or floppy disk mean anything to you? Exactly. That’s why when we saw this Yahoo article about things that babies born in 2011 will never know, we turned up our hearing aid, hiked up our trousers, and grumbled, “fiddlesticks!” Those whippersnappers better recognize!

[18 PHOTOS] Jessica Szohr Gets Nude, Body Painted!

Jessica Szohr stripped down to nothing, got body painted and we have the pictures! Last year’s Ashley Greene body paint pictures were featured in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue, I wonder if we will see these in the 2011 edition?! Wait until you see this video of the photoshoot, sideboob-tastic!

25 Most Annoying Things About Facebook

Facebook is constantly paving the way in social networking with new features and updates to its look and navigation. Whereas a large group of contenders flooded the social media landscape just 5 years ago, it seems to be dominated by The Book these days. Hell, people’s LIVES are dominated by Facebook. While many people can reconnect with old friends or flames, more times than not users lose their jobs, their girlfriends, and their minds because of their status update, photo album, or wall posts. Don’t get us wrong, Facebook crushes any other social networking tool, but it still has its flaws. Let us count them down for you.

Sideboob Prevails in Landmark FCC Case

All hail the mighty Side Boob! Today, Gawker brings us this Wall Street Journal announcement that a federal appeals court tossed a $1.2 million indecency fine the FCC imposed on ABC for airing a 2003 episode of “NYPD Blue” that featured a seven-second shot of a woman’s bare buttcheeks and the side of one of her breasts as she prepared to take a shower. Wow, the wheels of justice turn really really slow, huh? Anyway, this is a great victory for TV stations and even more of a reason to check out our Side Boob galleries. Hell, if they’re okay for TV they’re okay for work and at school, right? … Right? Sideboob FTW!

Recording Artists To Watch Out For In 2011 [VIDEOS]

2010 was coming out party for artists like Sleigh Bells, Hesta Prynn, and Owen Pallett. Meanwhile, other artists who were on a slew of Watch Lists for 2010 didn’t make a peep. Ah, the beauty of making predictions – so hit or miss. So, which recording artists appear to be on the path to superstardom in 2011 in COED’s crystal ball? See our picks after the jump!

57 Whipped Cream Bikinis for National Whipped Cream Day [Photos]

Today’s National Whipped Cream Day! While those without fake IDs previously used whipped cream to do whippets, nowadays you could probably stockpile an entire case of Whipped Lightning in your fridge without a hint of retribution from the RA or the ‘rents. How do you make Whipped Lightning, one of the greatest inventions ever, even better? Simple, use it to make a bikini on your friend with benefits! Ali Larter made the edible outfit famous in 1999′s Varsity Blues and Oscar-winning screenwriter Diablo Cody even sported one back when she was stripping. Then, Katy Perry / Katy Brand sported a whipped cream bra in her video for “California Gurls“. To celebrate we took Devo’s orders, knocked back some shots of Pinnacle’s Whipped Cream Vodka and whipped up this wicked good gallery of cuties in cream bikinis.

The Funniest, Most Embarrassing Medical Questions On The Internet

The internet has literally brought the world together in a way that has revolutionized how we live today. The anonymity the internet provides removes all shame from people asking their darkest questions in a public forum. This terrifying glimpse into the psyche of the masses shows there are a significant amount of folks who believe in the average internet-goer more than the family doctor. We present you with the most embarrassing medical questions asked on public forums.

List Of Banished Words For 2011 Is An Epic Viral Fail [POLL]

Just before the New Year, Lake Superior State University released its “List of Words and Phrases Banished from the Queen’s English for Mis-Use, Over-Use and General Uselessness”, an annual list of terms that should be banned from use for the coming year. The popular list began on Jan. 1, 1976, when former LSSU PR Director Bill Rabe and a group of friends known then as “The Unicorn Hunters” each contributed a few expressions they disliked to form the inaugural list. Since then, LSSU receives well over 1,000 nominations annually through its website, lssu.edu/banished. Check out the 14 words nominated for banishment in 2011 after the jump!

Miss COED: Dessie Lyn [12 PICS]

Dessie’s a 20 year old model from the Pittsburgh area who was a semi-finalist in the Miss Pennsylvania USA 2010 beauty pageant and has been featured on TropicBeauty.com. Juno and Hot Rod are two of her favorite movies and she enjoys listening to hip hop duo 3oNe3 and being immature with her friends. Dessie, we have a feeling you and COED would get along real well. Check out her pics after the jump!

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