5 Reasons You Shouldn’t Be In A Band [DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB!]

Musicians are like today’s Greek Gods. They’re rich, good looking, crazy, and can get laid whenever and wherever they want. For us mere mortals though, being in a band can sometimes be a really bad idea. Read more after the jump!

WTF News Of The Day: Crying Women Suck, Mercedes Penz, and Jelly Belly Hearts

Todays’ WTF news items feature an explanation for why men hate it when chicks cry, a California man has too much time on his hands, and the inventor of Jelly Belly’s new line of gross candy products.

Miss COED: Mary Casarreal [11 PICS]

Mary’s a 20 year old Cuban model who’s a Biomedical Sciences/ Psychology double major and French minor at Grand Valley State University. She’s currently in the running for Kaboom Magazine’s Bombshell of the Year award (results to be announced in the next few days) and is a contestant in the Jett Girl Model Search. You can also see her in Splash magazine as one of their “Fresh Faces”. Check out her pics after the jump!

The Pothead Sundae

I was at the bar last night with a chef and he gave me great dessert almost anyone can make. Spray a sh-tload of whipped cream into a pre-chilled bowl, add toppings various toppings and freeze for an hour. The result will be a light and delicious ice cream-like treat that he calls the pothead sundae. If you are looking to spice up your meals with actual Marijuana checkout these 5 Pot-Tastic Recipes That Will Make You Thankful.

Colossal Cleavage Collection: Hooters Edition [108 Photos]

Hooters has been a dining staple for bachelors who are more horny than hungry for decades now. How are the wings? Who cares. How are the waitresses? More times than not, they’re mouth watering. The dude-friendly chain set the bar and paved the way for future breastaurants by releasing its own magazine, calendar, playing cards, and hosting annual regional, national, and international swimsuit pageants. Today, we pay homage to its namesake with a photo gallery of Hooters Girls showing off their resumes. IDEA FOR RESTAURANT: Wieners! The dachshund could be our mascot! No? Okay. Your loss.

24 Celebrities In Bizarre Foreign Commercials [VIDEOS]

Back in November, various media outlets reported Julia Roberts made $1.5 million to appear in Lavazza ad. She did not have to speak. She only had to smile and wink. You know there is good money to be made if even Saint Brangelina is not immune (Angelina shilled for Shiseido in Japan and Brad’s efforts can be seen below). More often than not celebrities will shill abroad. And while it can be argued whether or not it makes financial sense for the advertisers to hand over so much cash for celebrities, they are still willing to fork it over (not sans insurance natch, you never know when you have next Tiger Woods or Wayne Rooney on your hands). Meanwhile we can get a few giggles out of latest celebrity endorsements.

42 Freakin’ Funny Tape Face Photos

The invention of clear adhesive tape was a wondrous thing. Whether you are posting flyers, repairing torn dollar bills, adhering toothpick swords to your G.I. Joe’s, or fashioning a life-size sculpture of a giraffe, this product will serve your needs with great effectiveness. But, by far, the most entertaining use for this tape is to wrap it around your face (or the face of your blackout drunk buddy.) It’s ability to hold your skin in it’s utterly mangled expression is unparalleled. Why did 3M never run with these pictures on their billboards?

Another Facebook Mystery Girl Solved

Yesterday we posted a picture of this unnamed hottie and within a few minutes Steven H. from Seattle had her name. It turns out the picture is self-shot mobile upload of Shay Maria, a well known “curvy hipster lust object” who is a regular on theCHIVE and was a recent member of our 66 Women Who Wowed 2010 list. We received over 100 comments, here are some of our favorites.

COED Parties With The Onion at Sportsdome Premiere in NYC

COED Magazine was invited to go kick off the new season of the Onion’s SportsDome at the Brass Monkey in Manhattan. We walked in to a packed house and all the Newcastles we could drink. You literally had to squeeze through the bodies to get anywhere. Then, we found the VIP section…

Playboy Uncovers Rare Christina Hendricks Photos from 1999

The Smoking Jacket uncovered these gems of Mad Men hottie Christina Hendricks that were shot in 1999. The photo is from a feature about summer shooters (think booze, not lunatics) in Playboy’s July 1999 issue. The fact that she can still bring the sexy even with that terrifying clown looming in the background is a fine testament to her off the charts beauty. And there’s more! Check out both pictures right here.

Chuck Norris and 9 Other Marijuana Strains Named After Famous People

Recently, Californian Marijuana Dispensaries have introduced a savage new strain of Medicinal Marijuana named, “Chuck Norris Black and Blue Dream.” Why the name? Because it’s said to have quite a kick! The Estate of the Norris has already made it clear that permission was never given to use his exalted name, though they haven’t said whether legal action will be taken. Why they chose to incite the wrath of The Norris is beyond me. But it is about time he had his own strain, whether or not he endorses it. This got us thinking about other strains named after famous people. Here are 9 more buds!

WTF News Of The Day: Farts In A Jar, Boxers Drink Urine, and LSU Has Glory Holes

In today’s edition of WTF News Of The Day, 17th Century doctors were real jokesters, Rocky Balboa likes urine with his egg drink, and the LSU Tigers get ALL the glory…hole. Read more after the jump.

Miss COED: Angel Nicole [28 PICS]

Angel’s a 24 year old model and Hooters Girl from Greenville, South Carolina who currently attends the Upstate College of Cosmetology. She’s been featured on a series of radio stations’ sites as their ”Hot Chick of the Day” in late November. She loves country music and roots for the Carolina Panthers and Clemson Tigers. Check out her pics after the jump!

Video: Japanese Woman Explains Titanic

This Japanese woman’s attempt to explain Titanic sounds pretty ridiculous, but, believe it or not, it’s the exact same pitch James Cameron gave the studio. A billion dollars later, who’s laughing now?

100 Greatest Movie Insults Of All-Time: The Sequel!

• 100 greatest movie insults of all time
• Do you still think she’s hot?!
• These photos will crack you up
• Yeah, don’t name your company kum and go
• If you like Family Guy, you’ll love this show
• Lily Aldridge in a white bikini
• Jim Carrey does a Black Swan spoof. Funny.

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