Pee Wee Herman’s Drunk Adventure

• Peewee Herman goes on a drunken adventure
• Do women care if you’re circumcised?
• This is the creepiest thing you’ll see today
• Guess which new blonde is wearing a bikini
• Megan Fox made jaws drop when…
• He’s hilariously inappropriate
• Youtube response videos get really really weird

The Girls of Skins: MTV vs UK Cast Showdown

The American remake of Britain’s popular teen drama series “Skins” premieres tonight on MTV at 10 pm ET. Like the UK version the show follows a bunch of high school teens dealing with issues like mental illness, sexual orientation, and substance abuse. The promos and ads we’ve seen over the past month have us hooked. The title alone snagged our attention. While the American remake of The Office far surpassed expectations, the US version of Coupling is proof some series just don’t translate on this side of the pond. We think this Yankee edition will stand the test of time thanks to its female cast members. The big question now is: who’s hotter? Last week, our showdown was Olivia Munn vs. Candace Bailey. This week, it’s the US Skins vs. the UK’s. Cheerio!

To Smoke or To Drink… That is the Question.

It’s time to settle the age-old debate that all of us encounter every day: should I get drunk or should I get high? Now, of course, many times we won’t have to choose between the two. But we are talking about taking a given situation and making a gun-to-your-head decision for either weed or booze. Many situations might even call for both, but a tie is a copout. So let’s make life’s toughest decision. We’ll give you the situation, a breakdown, then our suggestion.

Brooklyn Decker’s Slightly NSFW Esquire Photos

Who wants to see Brooklyn Decker’s nipples?! The 2010 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue covergirl is featured on the cover of the February 2011 issue of Esquire wearing a thin material covering up her goods but we still get the idea. If you can’t get enough of Brooklyn Decker check out her bouncing boobs in ‘Just Go With It’ and 42 Super Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Animated Gifs.

100 Sad and Sexy Emo Girls for Blue Monday… The Saddest Day of the Year

It’s truly sad that Martin Luther King Day falls on Blue Monday, the most depressing day of the year. Even Sad Keanu is more bummed than usual. So, after pumping some Blue Monday (the band) for a solid hour, we’ve shaken off the worst case of the Mondays to lift your spirits with pics of really hot, really sad emo girls. Put away the razor blades, stop tying that bed sheet, and turn off the oven; we’re only six months away from the Happiest Day of the Year.

Skins, American Idol, and Spartacus [TV THIS WEEK]

This week’s viewing schedule is jam-packed with action, adventure, and bad vocals. There are some new shows premiering this week as well as some old favorites returning. So warm up your channel-changing thumb and get ready for some action!

WTF News Of The Day: ‘Hold My Whopper’, GTL Jail, And The Green Bay Drug Packers

Today’s WTF news features a bottomless drive thru order in Colorado, some colorful jailbirds in Russia, and the source behind Green Bay’s funding of the Packers is exposed! Read more about these absurd news items after the jump!

You Will Be Unprepared For The New Sucker Punch Movie Poster [8 Photos]

You’ve been waiting for a movie like this all your life; Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgens, and Abbie Cornish star as hot girls with swords and automatic weapons battling Nazi Zombies, Exploding Zeppelins, Fire-Breathing Dragons, and a Robot Samurai armed with 80mm vulcan chain guns. From the director of 300, Watchmen, and Dawn of the Dead, comes a film that is guaranteed to bring you to climax one way or another. The green screen revolution has never been more violent…and sexy. Check out the Gallery below containing all the Sucker Punch Posters to date after the jump!

Miss COED: Sabrina Jane [23 PICS]

Sabrina’s a model from the Orange County area of California who’s been featured on Hot Import Nights, AskMen, IGN, Total Pro Sports, and Rukus Magazine. She was also Break’s Girl of the Month for April 2010 in addition to appearing in the 2010 Sunset Beauties Calendar, on the covers of Lowrider Magazine, and Performance & Autosound Magazine. Check out her pics after the jump!

VIDEO: Ricky Gervais’ Uncomfortably Awesome 2011 Golden Globes Monologue

Ricky Gervais takes no prisoners in his opening monologue for the 2011 Golden Globes, shredding Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Hugh Hefner, the Hollywood Foreign Press, and many others. No one was safe. The real winner of the night was January Jones’ cleavage and we have the pictures!

5 Sleeper Picks That Will Be “Mad” Come March [COLLEGE BASKETBALL]

One of the great things about college basketball is with so many teams there is bound to be someone that comes up and outperforms expectations every year. Maybe it’s a powerhouse that was down on its luck last year. Maybe it’s a team that was too green to finish the big games. Maybe it’s a team that needed one or two more pieces before they can be called a respectable contender. Check out our sleeper picks for the March Madness Tournament after the jump (shot)!

January Jones’ Cleavage Wins Big at the 2011 Golden Globes [12 Photos]

Social Network, Glee and Boardwalk Empire were among the night’s biggest winners at the 2011 Golden Globe Awards Sunday evening, but for our money January Jones‘ amazing cleavage was the night’s biggest star. January donned a smokin’ red dress that showcased her best features nicely. She handed out the award for Best Television Series – Comedy or Musical alongside Jimmy Fallon making it the only point of the night where three amazing boobs shared the same stage.

Body Shot Babe Bonanza

Nothing combines two of our favorite things in life – hot chicks and alcohol – like the body shot. Sure, it might not be the most sanitary way to get drunk, but it’s definitely as hell is the sexiest! We’re not even sure what it is that makes these lovely ladies want to lay down on a sticky bar, strip down to nearly nothing, get covered in everything from salt to a buttery nipple…

Drinks of the Week: Earthquake, Siberian Cat, and The American Sling

Welcome aboard this week’s addition of COED’s Drinks of the Week. Please put your seat in a upright position, your tray tables up, and fasten your seatbelts… It could be a bumpy ride! This week we take a look at Tequila Mañana, Cathead Vodka, and Bluecoat American Dry Gin.

The Coward’s Guide to Picking Up Girls

Does the thought of asking a girl out on a date make you sweat in a non-sexual related way? If so, you are likely a coward. Don’t take it personally; the sad fact is that most of us guys are incredibly awkward when it comes to approaching girls (unless your name is Rico). Luckily, with a little practice, know-how and confidence, even a gargoyle like Larry King can pick up a girl way out of our league (tip #1: money helps). Here are some more tips.

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